1Hey all I'm back with the Ummm hold on……. Third yeah third chapter! ENJOY! (Excuse me I'm a little high today! It's all that left over sparkling apple juice from new years lol)
It was second grade, in that grade everyone would make up their own clubs….
(Flash back begins)
"Hey guys, can I join your club?" I asked the girls and boys that were standing in a group
"No way! You're not cool enough Cullen." Said one rat toothed boy
"Why not?" I asked, hurt
"Because I said so, now go play by yourself like a loser."
And so I did, and as I played with myself all the kids circled around me and started calling me, 'Un-cool Cullen' and a bunch of other poorly made nicknames. Once I got home and realized that mom and dad were not home I started to go straight to Jasper just like daddy said, but then I thought for a minute. Daddy was always mad when I got my revenge, but I was always happy afterwards, if going to Jasper made daddy happy, wouldn't that make me mad? I was sucked out of my thinking process by a voice.
"Were you coming to ask me something Nessie?" Jasper asked me, I hadn't realized that I had kept walking and was now in the doorway of his room.
"Umm, err, yeah, actually I was wondering where Emmett was." I told him
"Oh, he's down stairs." He said, and then he smiled at me and returned to his reading.
"Thanks Uncle Jazzy." I then skipped off down the stairs and bounced right into Emmett's lap.
"What's the problem kiddo?" He quickly shoved the sports illustrated magazine under the coffee table.
"Isn't that the magazine that Aunt Rosie once slapped you for rea-" He cut me off
"That's not why you came down here is it?" I quickly accused
"Umm, no. People at school won't let me join their clubs because I'm not cool enough." I explained
"Not cool enough? Those damn pests!" He screamed, I flinched
"Daddy said that damn isn't a polite word." I told him
"Screw daddy!" He shouted just as loud
"He said the screw also wasn't a poli-" He cut me off
"Nessie, if you did everything your daddy's way all the time then your life would be boring as he-, heak." He quickly corrected.
"Okay, so what's your way Uncle Emmy?" I asked him
"Well when I was in school the cool thing to do was to give the teachers really hard times, I remember one time I loosened the bolts in the teacher's rolling chair, and since I had vampire speed, no one could see me. Then once the teacher sat in the chair it broke and the teacher fell on the floor. Once everyone found out it was me, I was the coolest kid there." He told me
"So you're telling me that if I make the teacher look like a fool in front of the class I'll be cool and be accepted into a club?" I clarified
"Mmhm." He said this while taking a screw driver out of his back pocket.
"Umm, Uncle Emmy why do you keep a screw driver in your pock-" He cut me off again
"What are you? The FBI? Go to bed." He told me
"But Uncle Emmy its only thre-"
"GO TO BED!"
Well the next day I skipped into the class room with screw driver in hand. I showed the whole class what I was doing, then quickly loosed the bolts and sat down it my seat before the teacher came in.
"Okay class today we are going to, WHOOP!" She shouted this as she clasped to the ground, "Ow."
The whole class broke out in laughter.
"Ok, who did this to my chair?" She asked angrily, and of course, Jenifer Crimswell just had to say, "Renessmee did Mrs. Shnifer, we tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen to us." She lied to her, well the second part anyway.
Well I think you can guess where I ended up, yep, back to the office, dad informed and on his way. I saw the door open and my dad step in. He sighed, and came to my side.
"Who told you to do this?" He asked, I was happy about his assumption.
"Emmett." I mumbled, knowing that this would upset him greatly
"Are you detecting a pattern here sweetie?" He asked me, perfectly calm
"Yes." I continued to mumble
"So what do you think would be the best idea?" He asked
I sighed, "I know, I know, when I have a problem and you and mommy aren't around…" I trailed off, not wanting to give in
"Yes?" He encouraged
I sighed once again, "I go to strait Jasper."
(End of flash back)
But I knew that if going to Jasper made my dad happy then it would make me sad, so I continued going to Emmett…
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