Poison's Response to Chapter 37:

Poison-(sneaks into empty study room and sneaks up on snoring laptop. Flips it open and starts typing) This'll show the bastard for over...overlokin' us, yeah, stupid masterbator, stupid, stupid! heehehehehehe!

Dracula-Now, would you like a dri- roars-sorry...you'll have to excuse me, my dear...-roars louder, upturns dining table.
Hermione- What's wrong, my sweet- caresses features.
Drac-(scream in ethereal voice, roars louder and louder, zoom out of castle and echo, zoom out on transylvania and echo, zooms out on romania and echo, zooms out on globe and echo, zooms out on Universe and echo)
Ghandi floating in the sky with mother teresa and simpson style god- Oh my...what got up his ?
God- Something big, perhaps...but then again I'm not supposed to judge homosexuality...we all have to experiment at some time.
Mother teresa- yes, yes...that is truly the right way to righteousness.

Dracula(back on earth)-Deadly!
Deadly- (appears) Yes?
Dracula- what have you done?!?
Deadly- I haven't done an...(gasp)
(Dracula now looks like a shrunken head in a jar- minus the jar and with a body-)
Dracula- slams fist on table and hand turns to dust. (roars!)I know when you're lying...and you're not, deadly...so who...?(Eyes flash menacingly as a drunken hiccup echoes down the halls. Everyone stops to listen)
Poison- So, what you're saying is that the reason I have an inclination to alcohol, get really depressed, tired, irratible and annoying is because...(on phone apparently) Yes...I did get mentally scarred when I witnessed someone jump off a building...oh, I was around 13...yes...so, I've had this for four years and no-one has noticed?...Omg...(sobs) no-one cares! I know...i know...So, I have hypodepression?...Manic depression? what do I have!?...Major depression. ok.so..I shouldn't be worried if I get hallucinations...ok..thank you, dr.
Dracula- Poison!
Poison- enters room. (laughs nervously as she sees Drac.) I'm hallucinating?
DRac- NO! You did this to me! and you are going to undo it..NOW!
Poison- Sobs...I didn't do it, hats off to whoever did do it, but it really wasn't me..I;d remember.
Deadly- YOu wouldn't if you were drunk. (folds arms sternly.)
Poison-Deadly? I thought we were...tight? Why are you...?
Deadly- This is my place, I know that...you need to understand it too.
Poison- (sobs) DRac- Get the laptop and undo this immediately and I won't hurt you as much. Poison-(nods and gets laptop) Sits down and writes stuff)
Drac-Turns to normal self.) Thank you, Poison, now...a punishment-(thinks for a moment pacing)the stash, deadly, I want it burnt,I want Poison restricted on how much blood she drinks...one glass a month...I want her locked up in the torture chamber with the rotting corpses and rapists.
Poison- What!?
Drac- You've had this coming to you for a very, VERY long time, Poison, just be glad I did it now otherwise it could've been worse later.
POison- PLease...Sobs...you can't do that...I'll...I'll...do anything, please...I have major depression...it's not my fault...please don't do this.
Drac-(sneers) put her away.(dwergi appear and take Poison away to torture chambers where she is bound to be scarred for life mentally and turned completely nuts.)
Deadly- Maybe that was a little harsh, master?
Drac-No...she deserves everything that she gets in there (scream heard in the distance)


AN: Sorry for not writing in soo long! I had a crazy few days. I submitted a thing for Newsday(on long Island) about a contest for Long Island's Biggest Harry Potter Fan...and...I WON!!!! So they came to my house and took pics of me. I might make it on the cover of the entertainment section! Anyways...I just put up chapter 11 for The Value of Innocence. GO READ IT!! Here's Chapter 38

Chapter 38: Reunions and Revelations Part One

"But how?..." Harry questioned as he read the Daily Prophet. The headline:

Youngest Malfoy Murdered

"Who'd go after him at that time?" Harry said as he read the article.

"I have a hunch...but...I don't know if it is correct..." Ginny started.

"A hunch that..."

"That Dracula did it...I mean, he is Hollow."

"But why Malfoy?"

"Hermione..."

"Hermione wouldn't want him dead..."

"Maybe she told Dracula about him, and how he tormented her...and...Well...I mean, they found two holes in his neck, and they looked like vampire teeth marks...look what happened to Bellatrix Lestrange. She died, and they found the same thing in her..."

"Good riddance that she's gone..."

"Could be possible...Do you think she's changed?"

"No! Of course not! She's Hermione. I bet if we ever see her again, she'd tell us about all the books Castle Dracula has..."

"How do you know?"

"Ok...well...you see... That Van Helsing movie? She was obsessed with the Dracula in there...and she read loads of fanfiction about it..."

"Fan fiction?"

"Fan made stories..."

"Oh..."

(That evening)

"Are you sure about this?" Dracula asked.

Hermione nodded. "it's about time I saw them. They have to know the truth. They have to know I'm still here..."

Hermione and Count Dracula soared into the night sky. There was lightning, which they easily dodged. Thunder roared as well. Hermione was nervous. she hadn't seen her friends in months, and on top of that, Ron was dead. She watched him die from a distance. There was still guilt that remained inside her. Still, she felt it was crucial for her to reunite with her friends.

"We have all the horcruxes, except for one, destroyed." Mad Eye Moody stated. The room was in agreement. "But how to find the last one?"

"Hollow hasn't told us anything lately..."

"Maybe he wants us to find the last one..."

"That could be it..."

Suddenly, there was a knocking on the door. The Order paused. "I'll get it!" Ginny voluenteered. She scurried to the door. Tonks came along with her. Ginny opened he door slowly, gaping her mouth once she saw who stood there.

"HHhher HHher.." Ginny stuttered.

"Wotcher Hermione?" Tonks questioned if Hermione was actually at the front door.

"Is everything alright?" Harry and Lupin called out in unison.

Hermione came closer to them, with The Count by her side. "I'm glad you still recognize me..."

"Hermione!!!" Ginny squealed with joy and hugged her friend. Hermione hugged her back. Ginny couldn't hold on for long. "You're so...cold..." Ginny then realized why. "Are you?..."t

"Ccome on in!" Tonks insisted. Dracula and Hermione did so.

Hermione nodded. "Yes Ginny, I'm a vampire..."

There was a silence amongst them all. Dracula took a step forward.

"Oh my goodness! Roxula!" Ginny squealed again.

Hermione couldn't help but laugh. "No Ginny. This is Count Vladislaus Dracula..."

"Roxula?" Ginny was semi-confused.

"Let me explain...You see..."

"I know he's real. I mean... you know...with you becoming a vampire and all...but...he look's like."

"I know, Ginny. But, technically, Richard Roxburgh looked like my dear Vladislaus over here..."

"Wait..you..?"

"Yes Ginny. I love him."

"Awwww! YAY! I'm so happy for you!" Ginny briefly hugged Hermione again. Tonks came over and hugged Hermione as well.

Harry looked at the site of their embrace. "Hhhermione? Is that...you?" He hesitated.

She smiled at Harry. "Yes Harry, it is me..."

He hugged Hermione tightly. "It's so good to see you. We all missed you terribly..." Harry then let go. He looked at Dracula. "So this is the infamous Count Dracula? Or should I say...Hollow?"

Dracula smirked "I'm glad you finally figured it out, Mr. Potter."

"I didn't figure it out. Ginny did..." Harry turned to Ginny, which caused her to blush a bit. "Ginny never thought Hermione would kill herself like she said in her letter, so Ginny investigated it futhur, and came to the conclusion that you were Hollow."

"Very clever, Miss Weasley. But, can you figure out why we came here?..Well...besides for reuniting my dear Hermione with her friends?"

Ginny stroked her chin and began to think.

AN: EVIL CLIFFIE! MUAHAHHAHHAH! Please Read and Review