okay, so it looks like everyone liked the first two chappies! I myself LOVE itasaku. It is my fav pairing and i think sasusaku comes in second. YAYS! ITACHI FANS UNITE! This is for YOU! (sorry to all you sasuhina fans, this is mainly itasaku but i'll try to tho a little sasuhina in there! -smile-)

Quick note- THANKYOU SOOO MUCH EVERYONE WHO FAVED AND ALERTED! I LOVE YOU GUYS! THAT MEANS SOOOO MUCH TO ME!

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto. The plot, characters and artwork are property of Masashi Kishimoto. YOU HEAR THAT, LAWYERS!

WARNING! ITACHI MAY ACT A LITTLE OOC! I WILL FIX THAT IN THE NEXT CHAPPIE IF YOU DON"T LIKE IT!

Chappie3

Itachi: HIt by fliying women

With DEIDARA, ITACHI , and KISAME

When the guys pulled in, they saw Shikamaru and Sakura's cars, parked in the grass, behind a large bush on the side of the castle.

Deidara parked the car on the other side and everyone got out. Itachi pointed to a door in the side of the castle "servants entrance" he hissed "Sasuke and his friends must've used it"

Deidara smirked and took out some of his famous 'Quick Harden/ Super Strong' clay and put it on the door, shutting it so the boys wouldn't be able to get out.

"Are we going to seal all the exits?" Kisame asked in a bored fashon/

Itachi sighed "No, most of that was done when they abandoned this castle. I assume they wanted to preserve it or something, maybe keep it from robbers. My ancestors were odd people."

A faint yell came from inside the castle and Itachi sighed.

"that was Sakura"

Deidara stared at him "how did you know that?" he asked.

Itachi gave him a blank look "because nobody else on the face of God's green earth ( a/n lets try to keep it green, people!) can scream that loud."

Kisame nodded "true that, true that"

Deidara rolled his eyes "so, are we gonna split up and meet in the basement?" he asked, looking very annoyed with fishy chan.

Itachi shrugged "sure, i'll go around, you guys go through the window in the other wing, we're less likely to be noticed if we split up."

"whatever, as long as some gets scared shitless then i'm fine."

Itachi and Deidara stared at Kisame like he was insane...oh wait!

WITH SAKURA

Sakura groaned and plopped down into a safe looking armchair.

"Damn booby traps" she muttered, leaning on the left arm of the chair.

And lets just say that lady luck was on vacation instead of at Sakura's side. The chair she was sitting in dumped her backwards down a slide in a dark tunnel that winded and twisted every which way.

-insert scream here-

Sliding backwards in the dark, with no idea where or when you'll stop is not a feeling that Sakura wanted to experience again.

After about 10 seconds she saw a little light at the end of the tunnel (a/n NO SHE'S NOT DYING!) then...she fell.

She was in a free fall for all of 3 seconds before she hit something warm.

"OOF!"

"Oooow." Sakura moaned, feeling a stabbing pain in her ankle "sorry"

She rolled off the poor person she fell on and the person sat up. "It's fine" said a deep, velvety voice.

Sakura squinted at the person until she finally figured out who it was.

"Itachi!!" She exclaimed.

He chuckled "hello to you too, Sakura"

Sakura smiled and wrapped her arms around his torso in a big hug. "I thought you were still in Hokkaido."

Itachi hugged her back, "My cousin kicked me out" he chuckled "his wife is expecting and he's acting extremely paranoid"

Sakura pulled away "Shisui? He's married?"

This time itachi laughed "I couldn't believe it either, at first. But, yes."

Itachi glanced at her ankle and took off his tie. "may I?" he asked Sakura who shrugged.

Itachi gently took her foot and placed it in his lap, careful not to twist it any further. He ran his fingers along the rosy flesh of her foot that was swelling a bit, gauging how badly it was twisted.

Sakura winced when he his a sore spot and he looked up, then he began wrapping the tie around her foot, tightly, so she wouldn't twist it any further.

Sakura giggled at the picture on the tie "Mickey?"

Itachi frowned in mock sadness "I can't like Disney characters?"

Sakura shook her head "It's just that the big bad, elder Uchiha likes Disney. Wow."

"you're one to talk! what about that Tinker bell sweatshirt?" Itachi countered, pointing at said sweatshirt.

"Fine! You win"

Itachi smirked and helped Sakura up.

"So, why, exactly are you here?" she asked, suspiciously.

Itachi's smirk grew "We wired Sasuke"

"and why is hehere?"

"He put a nano cam in you friend's stuffed bear"

"Bastard" she muttered under her breath "They wired poor Hinata?"

Itachi shrugged, feeling a bit apathetic "we were going to seal all of the exits and scare the shit out of Sasuke and his friends" he explained "Deidara and Kisame should be headed to the basement right now"

Sakura blinked "Como se what?"

"Do you want in on the pranking?" Itachi asked, patiently.

Sakura thought about all the times Sasuke implied that he thought she was weak and her answer was clear as...er...night?

"HELL YES!"

Itachi smirked. "Shall we?"

Sakura nodded "We shall"

Itachi lowered himself a little and Sakura climbed onto his back in piggyback position (a/n lol that's sooo much fun to say!)

" Giddyup!"

Itachi turned his head "I'm not a horse, you know"

Sakura smiled, "I know, it's just fun to say that"

Itachi sighed, with a small smile on his face and started towards the secret entrance to the castle cellar. (a/n aka basement, people! the're headed for the basement) .

Chapter3

FIN

there! Yes, i got bored in religion, when i was writing this and my teacher yelled at me so it might not be that good, but here! I'll try to satisfy everyone! and there is fluffyness coming up, as well as itasaku and 'some' sasuhina. Sorry if this chappie wasn't the best i've written. to make it up to you, the next one will be looooooonger! Feel free to give suggestions! I live to serve!

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