MidNight's Twisted Tales:PrinceRich/The Beast-What The Deal With Beauty?!

Ever wondered how Beauty got messed up in this whole Beast tale when (now that you know the true story of how PrinceRich lost, & gained his good looks) it was all the doing of my good friend Queen of the Shadylands, aka the Sadistic Witch of the South?!

Well, I did too, so just for you, my dear readers, I tracked PrinceRich down again.

(Thankfully, it takes nothing more than a pair of hot legs & a lot of booze to get him talking in his sleep after fucking him senseless. Hehe!)

Here's what he had to say...

"Beauty? Oh,that's just a load of bullshit that Disney was fed.

Belle was actually the sister of the town's Most Eligible Bachelor, Gaston, whom I'd kidnapped and clapped in irons in my dungeon, pending the need to strip him of his skin, for my magick spell.

About a week after I'd first kidnapped him, this skinny bitch, Belle, showed up, saying that she was here to rescue her dear brother.

I led Belle to the cell where Gaston had been held just a week previously, & the lass rushed inside, calling 'Gaston, my dear brother, are you-'

Suddenly, she realized that she was talking to an empty cell, but I'd already slammed the door shut, locking her inside.

'Come back here, you mangy beast. What the fuck have you done with my brother, you flea-riddled walking carpet?!'Enraged screams emerged from within.

'Sorry, milady, I was hungry, but if you look to the far right corner, I believe you might still find some scraps remaining. An arm & a leg, if I remember correctly.' In my defense, I swear that I did apologize to her sincerely, at that time.

& everyday, I would bid my servants send to her cell a delicious, lavish, 12 course meal, in hopes of fattening her up to make another delicious human meal to fill my seemingly bottomless Beast's stomach, but Belle continued to remain the skinny bitch who'd first come knocking at my castle door.

Still. I could hardly let her return to her village, now that she knew all about the fates of the handsome young men who'd regularly disappeared from her village, could I? So, I continued to keep her locked up, in the deepest, foulest pits of despair in my dungeons.

Soon after, I called up the Sadistic Witch of the South, & regained this handsome human form which you are shagging with such lustful fevour.

Now that I no longer had need of the young stud's skins, I wiped all their minds blank as a slate(thus, creating the first ZOMBIES!) & returned them to their villages.

As for Belle, well, I was hardly going to let her off that easy after all the bitching I'd had to endure, was I?!

I may be human again now, but the primal joy of skinning people alive remained strong in me, so Belle was, how do you put it? My first experiment in an acquired taste... (Skinning hot FEMALE virgins for a change, how about that!)

Anyway, when the villages realized that a terrifying monster no longer haunted this bachelor pad, & that Belle hadn't returned from this place-all the boys missed the strumpet. Oh yes, Belle was a talented whore.-They sugar coated their own assumption of the events & sold the rights off to some fella called Walt Disney."

With that, PrinceRich concluded his story, turning his back on me and falling silent with a snore.

So now you know. Oh, & moral of the story? "Assume makes an ass out of (u) & me." Hehe!

6th April '09,11.41pm

Now, people, if you loved this story, you may be glad to know that these three chapters are actually part of a much larger collection of work, MidNight's Twisted Tales, which can be found under my FictionPress account, MidNight The Magnificent. See you there!