Life is soo boring. Especially mine. Most of the time! Lol, Really sorry for the delay. The explanation is at the bottom. Enjoy the chapter!

disclaimer- Nope, i don't own Naruto. What? You think i have that kind of money?

Chappie 5

Who Spiked Naruto's Ramen?

They ran around the corner silently, hearing the heavy footsteps of the boys behind them. "Now, Kisame!" Itachi hissed. and at that exact moment, a black cloud emerged from behind one of the brightly colored tapestries. I shrunk back in the corner while Deidara and Itachi stood there waving their arms to make sure no bats turned our way. I could hear the shrieks of the bats as they flew at the unsuspecting boys who promptly turned and ran in the other direction. Neji was the only one, though, that actually screamed. I tried soooo hard not to laugh but when Neji Hyuuga screams...well you can't help but LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF!

Deidara shook his head "That's just sad, un." Itachi rolled his eyes and beckoned for us to follow him down the hallway.

"We're going to meet them up ahead. We're taking the shortcut, though" he added. We ran silently down the hallway until there was a crackle in our earpieces, then a laugh.

You got 'em. One of the bats went up Neji's shirt, HA!

I started laughing all over again until Itachi shot me a look that clearly read 'Shut it'. I shut up.

Hey, Sakura. You're about to run past the room i'm in. I need you to pick up something.

"Sure?" I ran to the second door on my left and opened it. "What?" Kisame pointed to a bowl of ramen. "You want me to eat the ramen?" Kisame sighed.

"You eat that stuff and you'll be on the can for a week."

"Oh."

"Yeah. I want you to bring this with you and put it in one of the rooms near the hallway Naruto's in" He said, turning back to the screen. He blinked. "Get going."

I nodded and we made our way through the network of hallways.

With the Boys...heh heh, still running...

They sprinted down the hallway and to the staircase. Sasuke exhaled and misplaced his foot on the edge of one of the steps. Ah, yes; he's supposed to be the coordinated one isn't he? Apparently not. Sasuke slid down the last few stairs and through a trapdoor right in front of the portrait of the king.

"Ouch!"

"Ahh!"

The rest of the guys kept on running, not bothering to check behind them to see what happened to the poor Uchiha. Shikamaru led them up the opposite staircase and into a hallway. They stopped. "Okay, there are more people here than just us and the girls. Someone's setting these up." Neji rolled his eyes with a look that said 'WELL DUH!' Shikamaru ignored him and continued. "I think we should split up. That way it would be harder for them to pull anything."

Naruto shrugged "Okay. WHO'S GOING WITH ME!?" Everyone within a 5 foot radius backed away about a foot.

"Then it's decided. Naruto, you go find Sasuke. Neji, you're coming with me. We're going to find those troublesome women." Neji nodded and the two of them walked down another hallway, leaving Naruto with his thoughts...as you may have noticed, he was very much alone.

Naruto stood there for a second, staring blankly at a wall until he smelled something. Now his nose may not be as powerful as Kiba's, but there's one scent that this yellow haired ninja could smell a mile away...

"RAMEN!!"

Naruto sprinted back down the hallway. Bounding down the stairs, up the other stairs, and down the hallway. He stopped at a green door. The smell was coming from behind there. Without thinking of the possibility that this was another prank, he just downed that sucker! Yep, downed it in 10 seconds flat. Naruto sighed, plopping into a fluffy chair, content...that is, until the laxatives started to take effect. Naruto twitched...

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" He stood up and sprinted down the hall, the stairs and out the front doors to the woods to take a very, very long dump.

With Sakura, Itachi, and Deidara.

"Ha!!" Sakura laughed, hysterically. "THAT WAS HILARIOUS!"

"I KNOW!" Deidara choked. Both of them were rolling on the ground clutching their stomaches. Itachi just stood there, staring at them like one would stare at someone with electric blue hair, bright yellow pants, and a purple and neon orange shirt. That's a look you don't want to see. If someone looks at you like that, make sure you don't match the description too much.

"What normal person can eat a bowl of ramen that fast?"

"Naruto's not normal! Are you kidding?" Sakura laughed.

"True."

CLANGGGGG!!

CRASHHHHHHH!!

There was a series of loud noises outside followed by a long beep. Sakura and Deidara straightened themselves out. "What the heck was that!?" Sakura asked. Itachi winced.

"They're here."

FIN

Well. This was fun to write. Sorry it took so long, and sorry it's kind of short. I was going to make it longer but i ouldn't type the second half up because my friend was beta-ing it. AND I was grounded from computer then my dad forgot to get it out right before his 10 day trip to Alaska (home of Tina Fey...er...i mean Sarah Palin). I have the basic outline of the ext chapter in my head, i just need to write it down and edit it! Won't take me too long, now that i have the laptop back in possession! Once again, really sorry. I'll get the next chapter up soon! I've been trying to learn 1337 lately so, yeah. If you see some references in the next few chappies, don't be surprised! LOL! I Luv u all!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Luv Saki chan!