Introduction: Action/Suspense music of a movie trailer playing on the background

Me (as Don LaFontaine, otherwise known as the movie announcer guy): Previously on Ben 10…

Lightning flash

Max: Behind large crate loading blaster The only good alien is a dead alien.

Vilgax: Destroys crate All you planet are belong to us!

Max: Rolls over and points large blaster to Vilgax Say hello to my little friend! Fires blaster

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Ben: Standing on platform over bottomless pit You killed my friend!

Kevin: Wearing black cloak No, Ben. I am your friend!

Ben: Noooooooo!!!

Gwen: Runs to Kevin The circus called, they want their freak back! Kicks Kevin into pit

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Ghostfreak: Wearing white labcoat It's alive! Its aliiiive!!! Dr. Viktor as Frankenstein alien sits up and groans

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Michelangelo (the Ninja Turtle): Cowabunga, dudes!

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Hex: Next to Charmcaster Our plan? 1) Collect keystones of Bazel. 2) ???. 3) Profit! Charmcaster stares, confused

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Kevin: Now hanging onto platform over bottomless pit You're not gonna help me? This is madness!

Dr. Animo: Madness? THIS…IS…SPARTA!!! Kicks Kevin's hand and he falls into the pit

Lightning flash

Me (still as Don LaFontaine): And now, the thrilling conclusion to a hypno-story that has nothing to do with the above cliché movie and show parodies.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10 or any of the characters on the show.

Neither do I own the totally awesome power of hypnosis…although I wish I did, curse reality.


The two armies, one consisting of mindless victims and the other of Dittos, charged each other at full force. The latter army jumped into the air before attacking. They managed to take out the first row of victims who then got up soon after.

"Remember guys, they're still people" "So were not supposed to hurt them as much as we do aliens" "And, well, bad guys" "Yeah, them too" The Dittos discussed.

Some of the people picked up what appeared to be spiked clubs, blunt objects, as well as spears. Spears were thrown in the air and fell like rain as some Dittos were nearly skewered. One Ditto caught a spear and looked for some rope. A few Dittos had used a nearby fire hose to push back some of the children and younger adults. The Ditto tied the end of the fire hose to the spear and threw it to another Ditto. He ran around a group of people and tied them up, then giving the Ditto who threw it a high five.

The original Ditto, meanwhile, had been looking for Gwen and Max. Max had been throwing and punching any Ditto that came near him, only to be tackled when six more came from behind.

Gwen had been reciting spells to either make small explosions nearby or lift the Dittos in the air within large bubbles. Two more Dittos came and restrained Gwen's arms while a third put his hands over her mouth.

Sublimino looked at the event with an angered expression. "What's the matter, melon-head? You never saw an alien that could split into however many he wants to?" Ditto had said while behind him. "You little brat! I just wanted to take my revenge and conquer America, is that so wrong?" "Um…yeeeeeees. It is. Time to give you a splitting headache" Ditto ran to Sublimino while splitting into two. The latter tried to run but was caught at the ankle by one of the fallen Dittos. He turned quickly, only to be knocked out just as fast by a double-Ditto punch.


Ditto wiped his hands as the other Dittos roamed the building, looking at the exhibits. The people in the room were still hypnotized, but they were under Ditto's control. "It's a good thing we made them clean the building–" "–instead of goofing off like we did with Gwen".

There were only two Dittos talking to each other, while observing the clean-up. "I guess we learned hypnosis is a bad thing" "But is fun to use" "Yeah, just as long as it's no on us" "Should we keep Gwen under hypnosis?" "No way. We don't want another……accident" They both shivered at the thought.

A beeping sound was heard, followed by all the Dittos flying through the air toward the original. The duplicates disappeared as they collided and then flashed red, transforming back into only one Ben.

He held up the pocket watch and pressed an off switch, which Grey Matter had installed. The people in the room stopped what they were doing to look around in a dazed confusion.

Gwen, Max, and Dr. Menov walked to Ben with hands on their heads. "Ben, do you…remember what we're doing here?" Max asked. Ben slyly put his arms behind him and smiled innocently. "Well, we came here to meet your friend. After that, we looked around. And in here, there was a gas leak from the construction. But don't worry they fixed it"

Sublimino could be heard from the parking lot, trying to escape the police. It proved to be futile and he was thrown into the police car. "Ben. Isn't that—" "—A burglar? Yeah, he tried to steal some things while everyone was knocked out. But the police got him" Ben quickly responded.

Gwen and the others stared blankly as Ben before looking back to the police car. "Lets just go back to the RV. My head is throbbing" Gwen said achingly. They walked out of the unfinished hole into the parking lot. Ben had a pleased expression as he walked out; he had hypnotized Gwen, fought Sublimino, messed around a little, and no one was the wiser.


Me: There you go.

Gwen: Wait a minute. Something's not right. Ben gets to hypnotize me, save the day, and I don't remember anything?

Ben: Sounds right. A hero gets his rewards after a job well done. So that's Ben – 100 and Gwen still 0.

Gwen: With a singsong voice. Hey Ben, look what I found. Holds up pocket watch.

Ben: Oh no! I forgot to hide it! Did I say I'm sorry, I've learned my lesson, I'll tell Grandpa everything that happened, and do your chores for the next week?

Gwen: Not good enough. Presses button on watch.

Me: Wait, I forgot I'm within range! R and R if you want. Where's a helmet when you need one?! Yellow light flashes.