A/n: I seriously have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that I'm going with the flow…

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't not know what I'm doing. JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.

Lily stepped into the class room, followed by Remus. They were hot and red and looked embarrassed. "I wonder why…"thought Black. God he was so slow… beside him, James Potter was red in the face, fuming with anger.

"I suppose even the best of students do go wrong sometimes," said Flitwik, "I'll close an eye this time you two, but don't make it a habit or points will be deducted and a detention would be in place."

James could not concentrate all through charms. He was not paying attention. He accidentally charmed Sirius instead of the frog so that Sirius was doing cartwheels all around the room, sending the other students into fits of laughter. Sirius on the other hand, was actually enjoying it. He felt that he looked great, doing gymnastics in the middle of class, especially one which made his shirt go down to expose what he thought was the hottest chest in Hogwarts.

"10 points from Gryffindor for: charming a student instead of the object!" shouted the little Professor Flitwik.

When the eventful class finally ended, James caught up with Lily as they filed through the doorway out of class.

"Oi, Evans!" he shouted

"Yes Potter?" Lily asked, innocently.

"You refuse to go out with me and there I see you snogging my best friend!" exclaimed James. "You are really too much you know Evans!"

"Well, it is my life and I CAN do whatever I want to do to it." Retorted Lily, before walking past him to catch up with her friends.

James stormed off to the common room. He needed a word with Remus who had managed to slip past him while he was talking to Lily.


" MOONY! How could you?" asked James.

"How could I what James?" asked Remus.

"How could you snog my future wife?" asked James, "you know how much I love her."

"Who said anything about snogging Evans?" asked Moony, with a glint in his eyes.

James was speechless. Remus got up and left the room, trying to control his fit of laughter.

"So..." thought James to himself, "you like pranks eh? Lily Evans, you are so gonna get it."


"Hey Padfoot!" said James.

"Hi Prongs!" responded Sirius.

"Could you get me a broomstick, Lily's undies and Moony's baby pictures?" asked James. "We are up to something."

"Sure James!" said Sirius.


"LILY!!! Aren't those yours?" asked Alice Longbottom, pointing at the broomstick revolving around the Great Hall at breakfast.

"POTTER! 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND DETENTION!" screamed Lily.

"Cool it Evans," said James coolly.

"NO I WILL NOT COOL IT!" cried out Lily in exsasperation.

"I have to point out to you that i have not broken any of the school rules." said James. "I am 100 sure that there are no rules under revolving a broomstick around the Great Hall during breakfast. Therefore, you are not allowed to book me, take away points or give me detention."

"I KNOW THE BLOODY SCHOOL RULES!!! Under chapter 1.2, it says, no stealing." said Lily. "Hence, I have EVERY RIGHT to punish you. So there!"


Remus walked into the Great Hall for lunch that same say, right in front of him, enlarge to fit the whole wall, was a picture of him as a baby, bathing, in the nude. He blushed furiously and ran out of the hall.

Sounds of laughter rang in his ears and he visualised people pointing and staring at him. He shivered and bolted up the stairs to the common room. This was definately James plan for getting back at him. The episode that morning was to get back at Lily. Now, it was his turn.

"But seriously, this is a bit over the edge isn't it?" thought Remus. "I need revenge."


A/n: not much more to the story. i don't think this is a good story. i prefer my other stories. i only write this cos i have to wait for 4 more reviews till i will write the other story. so R AND R!!!