Ment and her Mind Control
In the Ming dynasty
Piemaniac: ok peoples since if you read kazekamiteras's stories you would know that ducky likes ment ok so that will be shown in this story
In Ironforge
Piemaniac: OH CRAP HERE COMES MENT HIDE!!!!!
Duckydoodles: why???
Mentiras: hey ducky can u buy me my level 50 gear??
Duckydoodles: OK MENT!!!!!
Ment walks off
Piemaniac: hey ducky she wasn't even in kitty form….
Duckydoodles: ummm errrrr ugg HEY LOOK ITS ROB SPRANKLE!!!!
Rob Sprankle: key lime pie
Piemaniac: DAH SHUT THE (CENSORED) UP YOU PATUATE IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! Pie goes off chasing after rob
In The Narrators box
Piemaniac: for those of you who don't know rob Sprankle is someone in my Boy Scout troop who says key lime pie every 5 seconds and so I got ticked off and so now when ever he says it I go chasing after intent on mauling him ok back to the story
At A church
Minister: do you hardgay take illfindu as your horribly disfigured husband??
Hardgay: I do
Minister: and do you illfindu take hardgay and your much hated husband?
Illfindu: I do
Sciselia: OBJECTION!!!
Piemaniac: OVER RULED!!!!!!
Sciselia: ILL OVER RULE YER FACE WITH THIS RABID WOLVERINE!!1
Piemaniac: YOU CANT CUZ I ALREADY HAVE ONE IN MY UNDERPANTS!!!!!
Everyone in the church: O.O
Minister: ummm errrrr ok this is awkward but sci what is yer objection
Sciselia: well this is not legal for two men to marry each other
Illfindu: why don't we hold court??
Piemaniac: OK IM THE FUDGE!
Cennas: you mean judge right?
Piemaniac: ya what he said devours some fudge
Piemaniac: ok lets get started SILENCE IN THE COURT
Everyone keeps talking
Piemaniac: hmmm DO I NEED TO USE MY LITTLE FRIEND NAMED Pointy Mcstabbers
Everyone: NO!!!!!
Piemaniac: ok then since I am too lazy to do a real court JURY who do you find guilty???
The 25 Teras clones that are the jury mutter for a sec
Teras #12: we find… THE DEFENDANTS GUILTY!!!
Piemaniac: ok then I sentence illfindu and hardgay to having to work in poosum's potato factory FOR 70 EXPANSION PACKS!!!!!
Both illfindu and hard: NOOOOOO
Poosum: FACE MY AMMO!!! Poosum begins to pelt hard and illfindu with potatoes
Piemaniac: hehe ok possum remember to give yer brother 25 gold from me :P
Possum: ok but…. Shoots sci with a pump shotgun
Piemaniac: OMG LOL!!!!!
In the narrators box
Duckydoodles: PIE ONLY THE FIRST BIT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH MENT AND MIND CONTROL!!!!!
Piemaniac: so?
Duckydoodles: THE TITLE IS MENT AND HER MIND CONTROL IN THE MING DYNASTY!!!!!
Piemaniac: touché
Piemaniac: eh ill do the Ming dynasty in the next chapter
Duckydoodles: good enough for me
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's notes
Ok ducky listen when you read my first story you signed a binding contract giving me full rights to all of your phrases so MUWAHAHAHAHHAHA