festival

by genhoss

A Multi-crossover Spam fic that takes you on a journey of eechiness, starting off at a Fertility Festival and going from there. Be warned, Lime Material, Rated M for a reason

2. Chapter 2

This is a follow up to my story festival, I will probably post it as the second chapter though.

------------- on with the fic --------------------

Screams of profanity and cries of outrage echoed through the late night streets of Juban. Five naked young girls were chasing after a rather short but wiry old man. The old man in question was none other than Happossi, diminutive grandmaster to the anything goes school of martial arts.

Flash back

Good ole Happi was having the time of his overdrawn life, finally after three hundred years of fondling, groping and various other acts of debauchery he had succeeded to go where no man has gone before, and it was just a matter of luck.

Happossi had been wandering around aimlessly looking for something special to add to his collection, just ordinary high priced panties would not do. There had to be a certain panazz to it because he wanted a monument that would symbolize his collection for future posterity. He had decided that he would quest for such an item, very much the same way that knights and kings have quested for the holy grail. It was this quest that lead him to Juban, stories about real live magical girls had peeked his interest. He went from bar to bar, shrine to shrine seeking out information upon his prey. And it paid off, he learned that when ever there was trouble they would eventually pop up, sure it might not be within the first few minutes, ten minutes nor thirty minutes, but he did hear that when there was trouble the Sailor Senshi would be there, eventually, usually in time to save the day.

So Happossi came up with a plan, it was simple and daring. All he did was use one of his special techniques to make his size appear gigantic and then using his voice imbedded with ki he challenged the sailor scouts. He had gotten the idea from listening to how a prior villain had challenged them a few months back. He even knew that the villain had perished but he figured tats because the man was evil and not like him. No Happossi felt that what he was doing wasn't evil but a necessity to secure the present for future posterity. After making his challenge he sat down on a nearby bench and waited, waited some more, ordered a pizza, ate the pizza then finally as he was about to take his beauty sleep they arrived. Needles to say it was well worth the wait, for he now had five magically imbued uniforms that had belonged to five pretty young girls.

Present

After dodging another Crescent beam smash Happossi decided that he had enough fun and made his way back to his hotel to pack for his voyage home.

On the streets

Five naked girls were panting in exhaustion over their ordeal, the battle had affected their mindset so that they almost didn't hear a voice saying, "Scouts over here." as their adrenaline faded it was soon replaced with the fact that it was cold at night, when your not wearing any clothes. Using their arms to offer as much modesty as two arms can the group turned to the voice.

"Girls we need to get you dressed before you untransform otherwise every time you go off to fight evil your transformation will leave you without any clothes."

Curious Sailor moon asked, "Why's that Luna?" as she started to head into the shop.

"Because your uniforms need to be magically enhanced and should you detransform the next time you transform only your body will have those properties, so all we need to do is get you girls some new clothes and you'll be fine and able to track down that pervert tomorrow.

---- Five minutes later --------

Cats are free thinking and short sighted creatures. It might have something to do with the fact that they lay around all day naked licking themselves or it might be all part of gods great plan. Whatever the reason is, one rule should be evident. That's never ever, ever get clothing advice from a cat. However, these five young warriors for love and justice were not aware of this rule and thus found it too late once they entered the shop because the streets now were paved with reporters looking for the latest scoop on the scouts. This had the effect of forcing them to remain in the current store.

Five minutes later, sailor mars otherwise known as Rei Hino had finally selected an outfit, after making sure all the seams were strait and that it flattered her figure she stepped out of the dressing room and asked, "How's this look?"

Four girls looked at her in shock, while one cat licked herself on the counter. Sailor Mars, once pretty defender for love and justice was now wearing leather, leather hat, leather gloves, leather corset, leather boots that rose up her shapely thighs and.."

Usagi pulled on her hair nervously and said, "Umm. Rei, you know those aren't panties right?"

"Huh."

"You know? What your wearing down there."

"Huh, What this?" pointing to the article in question.

"Yeah that."

"If it's not a set of panties, what is it then?"

The other girls jaws dropped, one cat was still in the act of cleaning itself.

"You know? It's a mm," deciding that the direct approach would be better Usagi blurted out, "It's a strap-on, for you know."

Looking at Usagi, her eye's widened with realization. Blushing she said, "Oh, ok. I'll just take this off then." After taking off the Strap on she started whistling non-chalontly making an obvious show that she was not returning said article to the shelves but into her subspace pocket. Walking up to Usagi she whispered into her ear, "Don't worry, we can use it later."

Usagi eeped.

Ten minutes later

The former beautiful defenders of love and justice had changed, no-longer were they the young naive school girls they once were. No, now they were a force to be reckoned with and evil doers would think twice before commencing with their dastardly deeds. For in the sailor scouts place now stood the devilishly domineering divas defenders of justice and bringers of pain.

-------------- the next day in Nerima - the day after the trip to the Festival ---------

Nabiki woke up with a yawn, normally she was not a morning person and after looking at the clock, it reaffirmed her beliefs. The night before had been interesting to say the least, she had gotten Ranma to demonstrate her technique once more, and this time she video taped it. She figured that she had the holy grail of business by the figurative as well as literal balls with this technique. It was a gold mine. Her place at the top would be secured with the knowledge passed down to her. Looking to her right she wondered where Ranma had ran off to. The windows and doors were still boarded up, the closet had the dresser pressed up against it. Fighting the urge to stay in bed Nabiki slithered off of the mattress and peered under the bed. In the far corner huddled against the wall was Ranma naked in female form with one hand firmly grasped onto the remainder of a candy that bared the resemblance to a specific appendage used for procreation.

Seeing the candy brought forth several memories from the previous night. Such as how reluctant Ranma had been at first when nabiki had wanted to demonstrate other 'uses' for the candy. However any reluctance Ranma had, faded quickly once Nabiki offered to call up the Cat Café for some Ramen. Nabiki licked her lips over the memories brought forth but was quickly reminded of something else. It was a quick insight of wisdom that came from the usual source, a t-shirt and it read 'candy is nice and dandy but at least sex won't rot your teeth.' Nabiki nodded to herself as she thought, "Yep. Defiantly gonna have to lay off the candy, even when it's mixed, it's just too dangerous."

-------------- Meanwhile at a random rooftop near the tendo dojo ------------

Cologne cackled evilly as she set the last pieces of her trap. She would get Ranma for the tribe and Happi would help her, all she needed was the proper persuasion.

-------------- Meanwhile in the skies above ---------------

One man with a name so terrible that it was only to be spoken in the softest of whispers moo'd evilly as he caught sight of a clock tower. If he hurried he would have just enough time to hunt down some hot water and get to the high school before femboy arrived.

--------------- meanwhile somewhere else that is unknown to even the author ----

Ryouga bweed mournfully as he dashed through the brush. Last night had brought forth a new level of terror to the blockheaded boy.

-- flash back the night before ---

Ryouga woke wit a start, immediately his danger sense screamed, well ok it would have but for Ryouga's defense, he still thought that he was dreaming. Especially after seeing what was scaring him. He was in piggy form, resting on a stretcher that was being carried by four large pigs. To top that off once they stopped Ryouga noticed that he was now laying upon an alter. Looking around in dazed wonder he failed to notice the pigs start to chant, although to anyone else it would just sound like normal noises one would expect from such a group. Confused as he was, he failed to react when a young female pig came forward holding a large dagger in her mouth. With a turn of her neck the blade cut Ryouga on the nose, causing blood to spill down into a golden trough.

After dropping the dagger the female pig began to speak, at first Ryouga could only hear various 'bwe's' but then as she continued on he began to understand.

"Behold, for he is the one. Human at first sight but of us in mind. The legend speaks true for now he is of us in body and shall lead us to victory over the tyranny of man, we'll show them who is the real other white meat, for our savoir has arrived." thus finishing her speech she pulled on a nearby rope causing hot scalding water to pour down on our hapless hero. Walking up to Ryouga the female porcine said, "For you my love I have rid you of the dreadful curse of man so that you can take me as well as your people to victory."

Looking down at his body Ryouga trembled in horror, hot water had hit him and yet he remained a pig. Looking into the expectant eyes of his so called love he did the only thing he could think of, and for once it wasn't suffer a nose bleed and pass out. He ran and used his woeful ability and got lost.

However this time the gods seemed to smile upon him, fore he found himself right where he wanted to be.

--------------- Nerima on a rooftop -----

Happossi was still reveling in the joy brought for from his activities the night before. He was so jubilant that he failed to notice all the signs that screamed out danger, lets face it whether they be figurative or literal he was riding such a high that he would of passed up on almost anything. Well anything so long as you don't include a huge frickin bowl of fresh ramen.

Looking around the diminutive master failed to see anyone within sight of such a delectable treat, deciding finders keepers losers weepers applied in this case he swooped down and consumed the tasty treat in one massive gulp. He let out a large belch as his senses began to distort, in the confusion he was unable to dodge as he was struck with two water balloons and a pressure point. Feeling his consciousness leaving him he looked to see his grey haired nemesis.

-------- a few minutes later ------

Happossi felt himself beginning to regain consciousness letting off a soft moan he blinked and thought, "That didn't sound right." deciding to experiment he said, "Supercalafragliscousexpialladoescous." He frowned at that, his voice was off. Opening his eyes he looked down in horror, where there should be the ancient shriveled form of a three hundred year old man now lies a young busty blond, lacking a certain appendage that would have defined her as male. Happossi wanted to strike out in fury but for some reason her ki was almost nearly expended.

"Ah, good your awake."

Looking in the direction that the voice came from Happi saw her once former love balancing on her cane. Using a line made famous by her favorite student she said, "What did you do that for? You old ghoul, and what did you do to my ki?"

"I changed you because I require your help and felt that you would otherwise deny me if I did not take precautions. As for what I did to your ki. I did nothing major, just drained it."

Thinking of the possibilities and heights that she could now achieve in her favorite pastime she smiled and said, "Naw, I think I'll be going now but thanks anyway." Grinning miscchevoiusly she cried out, "Hotcha.." and in one fluid movment swung both her arms forward and grasped her own breasts in an attempt to gather ambient chi from herself. Noticing that nothing happened, she attempted it once more, and then again and again, over and over.

Ten minutes later her eyes widened in horror and she asked, "What else did you do?"

"Happi, Happi, Happi, don't you know you can only collect ambient chi from a member of the opposite sex." to prove her point she tossed something at the confused blond.

Reaching out on instinct happi soon had the object clenched in her hand, it was accompanied with a brief surge of power. Her eyes widening in shock she softly said, "No."

"Yes, however if you do as I say I'll revert you back to your previous form. And don't get any funny ideas, I used permanence water on you and not water from the ladle and I have the only counter available."

Sighing in defeat Happi asked, "What must I do?"

"You must bring me the head of Ranma Saotome on a silver platter."

"What! I thought you wanted him alive for the tribe? And what's with the platter?"

"I mean the lower head, actually take five inches off the top that should make him less of a threat, As for the platter, well it's symbolism."

"Oh."

---------- Meanwhile at the Tendo Dojo ------

Akane worked feverishly in the kitchen, after yesterdays events she needed something to take her mind off of Ranma and his obscenely large appendage. Whatever she felt for him was not deep enough for her to be willing to even consider having 'that' anywhere near her, ever. Putting the finishing touches on her rendition of Miso soup Akane sighed happily and thought, "There is nothing like making a good breakfast to take your mind off of a potentially dangerous situation that you barely escaped from with your body intact."

--------- Meanwhile upstairs -------

Nabiki was finally able to coax Ranma out of the room, together they were going downstairs to get breakfast. As they rounded the top of the stairs Ranma's face brightened and she said, "I can't believe I forgot. Oh well, no better time than the present."

Nabiki was about to ask what she was talking about seeing that Ranma ran into the furo but figured that she would find out eventually.

-------- Meanwhile in the guest room ---------

Everyone's favorite panda shivered, perhaps it was the impending feeling of doom that caused the spasms. However, it was most likely the fact that half of its fur had been shaved off the previous day and that added with the cold chill of the morning caused it some mild discomfort.

Genma was about to go downstairs when the door opened and he saw his son turned daughter carrying a bottle of Nair and a few other supplies.

"Bet you thought I forgot about you, eh old man."

Insert EPA- (Extreme Panda Abuse)

------------ Downstairs -----

Nabiki winced as she heard the inhuman cries coming from the guest room.

Akane was startled by the animalistic cries that flooded the house. In her brief disorientation she reached out and added a few extra spices that had been left behind during shampoos random visits.

--------- A few minutes Later -----

Nabiki, a now male Ranma, Soun, Kasumi and a completely hairless panda now known to be a female of the species due to it's lacking a certain appendage wearing a slightly tight housedress waited anxiously at the table for breakfast. Their anxiety was not because of their hunger though, no it was more of a terror stricken anxiety that said, "This might be your last meal, but by the gods there is little hope that it will be palatable."

----- In the Kitchen -

Akane sighed happily as she put the finishing touches on breakfast, deciding that her loyal subjects were waiting to tell her how great the meal was she told a hold of two pot holders and began to carry the soup into the other room. Just as she reached the doorway she felt herself slipping on some water, unable to use her martial arts grace that she was famous for she fell forward spilling the soup all over herself. Immediately she began to get disorientated.

RING

RING

RING

Kasumi was the first of the four people and panda to regain the use of their facilities after seeing what had happened to Akane. With an, "Oh my, I better get the phone." Kasumi went over to pick up the ringing nuisance, after a minute of various "OH my's she brought the phone over to Akane and said, "Akane it's for you."

Akane reached out with her hand to clasp onto the phone and bring it to her ear, grunting out a reply she heard, "So sorry honored customer, you fall into water of the drowned gorilla. Tragic story of woman who can't cook." Questions began to assault Akane's mind, "How is it possible for a woman who can't cook to make water of a drowned Gorilla? What does that have to do with me, I know I can cook. Hmm. Why does my school uniform fit better? And why do I have a sudden hankering for banana's?"

------- Meanwhile in the real world ----

Kasumi had taken the time to carefully mop up the water and dispose of it and carefully nudged Akane over to the table while she went into the kitchen to remake breakfast.

------------- A few blocks away from the Dojo ----------------

Nodoka strode forward with a purpose, today she was going to find her son. She would of spent the majority of yesterday searching but was called away by her friend Yohko who called her and told her that some redheaded harlot was stealing her thunder at the fertility festival.

-------- At the Kuno Mansion ---------

Kodachi walked in front of her assembled troops, they were the best and brightest, hand picked from her team. Taking in a deep breath of pride she said, "Alright Ladies many of you are asking yourselves why I have called you here today. Well to make it blunt, we are needed. Yesterday I heard the most disturbing rumor and I have gathered you all here as cannon fodder for my quest. Some of you will not make it that is guaranteed. However when you are older waiting at deaths door, you will think back to this day and wonder if you could of made a difference. If one more lifeless body could of assured me victory? Ladies, what we do in life echo's in eternity. Should you find yourself alone and in open fields, fear not for you are in alyssum and you are already dead."(Ripped this off of brave heart and gladiator.)

---------- Tendo Dojo ---------

While the rest of the table waited in silence Ranma was sweating, he knew that any minute now people were going to arrive and blame him for what happened. Thinking that it would be wise if he began to distance himself from the table to keep repair costs down he began to inch away.

----- Outside ------

Happossi leapt over the wall and stumbled, she was feeling weak, the charge she had gotten from Mousse didn't last very long. Reaching out with her senses she felt an enormous well of masculine energy, gathering the rest of her dwindling energy she made a bee line to the source .

---- Inside -----

Ranma had managed to put a few feet between himself and the table he was about to make a run for it when he heard the dreaded cry of, "Hotcha."

Ranma blinked, usually when the old pervert said that it was accompanied with a bucket of water and two gnomish hands that would molest her chest. Today though neither happened. Ranma was about to jump for joy when he realized that, yes there was something happening. Yes, he was being fondled. Yes, he was still male. And yes he was actually beginning to enjoy it.

Nabiki growled angrily as she watched some blond bimbo fondle what she hadn't even had a chance to properly introduce herself to. Without thinking she grabbed a nearby glass and flung it's cold contents at her fiancée.

Twin Gasps of, "So Manly." were heard, one came from the blond that was still groping the now female Ranma, but instead of Ranma's impressive chest being the target the assailants hand were busy attempting to remove Ranma's pants to gain better access. Deciding that she would have to protect Ranma's chastity Nabiki got up and walked over to Ranma intent on assisting her with keeping her pants on.

Nodoka beamed happily as she watched her son being mauled and fondled by a gorgeous girl. She was about to make her presence known when Nabiki flung a glass of water at Ranma. Sure at first she was shocked to see her son turn into Ranko who happened to fit the description of the redheaded harlot but then she was overwhelmed with motherly pride and gasped out, "So Manly." She could hardly believe it her son was so manly that he turned into a girl and would give lessons to women on how to better themselves when pleasing their man was concerned (if yesterdays actions were taken into account)

Nodoka nearly had an heart attack when she saw Nabiki walk over and stradle Ranma's face to help the other girl with removing her current daughters pants. Falling to her knees she began to weep in joy about all of the lovely grandchildren that these two girls were going to supply her with.

--- Ten minutes later ------

Kasumi was just putting the finishing touches on breakfast when she heard someone knock at the door, not wanting to be known as a slacker when it came to hospitalitity she tuned off the stove and made her way over to the door. Opening it up she asked, "Can I help you?"

"Uhm, yes mam. I'm with Tokyo animal control and for the past few monthes we have been getting reports of an angry Gorrilla tomboy on the loose in the neighbor hood."

Kasumi blinked and thought, "Oh, My. Akane won't like this one bit what should I do? Okay, I'll be rational about it. Is Akane a tombay? Well, yes but she tries so hard not to be. Is Akane angry? Well not at the moment, but she can be a rather violent maniac. Is Akane a Gorilla? Yes, at the moment she is but she can also be a rather sweet girl." Looking into the dining room Kasumi noticed that Akane was sitting there quietly but still in her new cursed form. Thinking that it would be wrong to lie she said, "Well I don't know about the angry part but we do have a gorilla."

The man nodded and asked, "Do you mind if I come in and check? I know the description of the beast in question and can clear this up rather easily."

"My my, by all means come right in. is there anything I can get for you?"

The man shook his head and replied, "No, I'm just here for the job. The city assigned a number of people to my deparment for civil service today. So now I have the extra manpower to take care of some of the back logged complaints.

-------- Meanwhile in an office downtown -------

"Morning Dora."

"Morning sir."

"Say Dora, do you think that it was a good idea to allow those people from the fertility festival to work off their civil service with Tokyo animal control?"

"Of course it was, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Your right, I'm just being paranoid, afterall what are the odds that something bad is going to happen today."

------- Tendo Dojo -----

Akane was slowly lowering a kettle into position to regain her humanity when she noticed a man walking in. deciding that it was too late to stop she finished tipping over the kettle and let the change wash over her.

Shinji Yamoto of Tokyo animal control was about to turn around and leave after noticing that the room contained one wimpy old man, an extremely ugly woman who must be the mans wife (Genma in panda form in the dress) and an odd looking tomboy. However right before he was going to turn around and leave she lowered a kettle above her head and transformed, he was shocked but knew that he had to act fast so he reached into his pocket and pulled out his whistle. After giving it a long blow he cried out, "BY KAMI-SAMA. IT'S HERE."

Kasumi blinked as she walked back towards the kitchen, the nice man had said that the gorrilla was here well technically he was correct and since she was a law abiding citizen she could do nothing but hope that Akane could explain things.

Akane was about to say something when she heard a thunderous pounding coming closer. Rising to her feet she was about to run upstairs figuring that whatever it was it wasn't something good but before she could take more than a few steps she saw ten men wearing the same siuts from the festivil rush in through the door.

The lead one cried out, "Quickly we must sack it."

Akane paused in mid step wondering what the term sack meant, that proved to be her down fall as some one cried out, "Strike of the golden spear." with an, "Ommf." Akane wasw flung to the ground from impact. Rolling to her feet she heard, "pounce of the flaccid phallus." Deciding that her nightmare's were coming true Akane rolled to the side and readied her ever handy mallet to fight off these demons.

---- Meanwhile -----

Genma was holding Soun in an effort to consol is frantic friend figuring that perhaps it was time to go to plan 'b' in order to unite the schools, after all Akane did make a sexy gorilla and he was a female panda. If he played his cards right he could still rope Ranma into teaching at the dojo while he worked on making a new family.

---- Back to the fight -----

Akane dodged a, "Flop of flaccidity" and briefly wondered if she should of bitten the bullet and stayed engaged to Ranma because then she would have him to take care of her light work.

---- Upstairs ----

Ranma shuddered as she was forced into the furo by her mother, Nabiki and this blonde girl that came out of nowhere. Feeling an impending sense of doom she looked around frantically for an opening. Seeing none she was almost resigned to her fate when she heard her favorite piggy wiggly cry out.

------- Ryouga --------

It had taken some effort and blind luck but Ryouga had managed to make lemonade out of his situation. Somehow he had managed to find the cursed springs a few hours ago and give himself a human body. His plan was simple he warmed up the cursed water to give himself a hot water form and then he would accost Ranma in front of others, they in turn would see how dishonorable Ranma was then Ryouga would return and dunk himself in cold water from the pool of a drowned boy and lock himself in that form. His plan was fool proof and would ensure that he would have Akane in the end while Ranma was booted to the curb. As if to offer further testament to Ryouga's good luck he found himself in the hallway at the Tendo Dojo and to make it better his nemesis was being forced into the Furo with three other women. Giving off a Bwee of joy Ryouga rushed forward to doom his rival.

----- Ranma ----

Ranma had no idea why his mother was forcing him into the furo, nor did he really want to know. He figured whatever it was it couldn't possibly get any worse so after eyeing Ryouga he came up with a plan that would distract Nabiki long enough for him to get away. It was rather simple, Ranma expected Nabiki to cry out in surprise when P-chan turned into Ryouga, that in turn would alert Akane and she would come in and send him flying for being in the furo with two women and his mother. It was fool proof.

Scooping up the pig Ranma handed him off to his mother while she began to scrub herself off so she could enter the furo.

------- Nodoka ------

After watching the display in the dining room Nodoka decided that Ranma should clean herself up some so they could be properly reunited, she further decided that Nabiki as his fiancée should watch along with the blonde girl whom seemed to be Ranma's mistress.

------- Nabiki ----

Contrary to Nodoka's belief Nabiki was not in the washroom to watch Ranma, while that would be entertaining in itself she was there to make sure that the bimbo kept her meat hooks off of Ranma.

------- Bimbo (Happi) -----

Happossi was in the Furo because she wanted to gather as much ambient ki off of Ranma as she could. It didn't hurt that Ranma's masculinity was so overbearing that it didn't matter what form he was in to get it. Her senses were being flooded with ki and she wondered why she had ever attempted to take away Ranma's male form to begin with. It didn't hurt that Happi found Ranma easy on the eye's either. Actually to the readers they might go blind but consider that Happossi lived a long life and now he is young again and a she, plus the way she gathers ki is by absorbing it like a leech. See to Happi Ranma was like an aphrodisiac and with every passing second she grew less fond of the idea of returning to an old wrinkled body. She also figured that as a girl she could do a lot worse than being Ranma's mistress besides the craziness around Ranma ensured that her next three hundred years would be anything but boring.

----- Ranma --

Ranma had finished scrubbing herself and was ready to enter the furo, after relieving her mother of her cargo (P-chan) Ranma allowed herself to sink into the warm water reverting herself back into her true form. Holding the pig above the water Ranma muttered, "Sorry P-chan I know I promised but I ain't exactly telling, and I never said nothing about showing someone else."

---- Nodoka ---

Nodoka strode forward to get a good look at her son looking down into the water she sighed as her knees went weak and a small amount of drool escaped her mouth thinking, "It's a good thing I am from Jurai, otherwise I might be worried about fantasizing about my son. I know that my mother wouldn't mind, nor would my Bruncle Jerry (Bruncle- someone who your brother as well as uncle, similar to Duncle,- someone whom is your daughter as well as your uncle). But the real question is how do I go about seducing my son when he has two beautiful woman at his beck and call already?"

----- Ranma -----

Ranma sighed, he knew that the next several minutes were going to get hairy but it was for the best his mother would get over it. Releasing his grip on his rival he watched as the pigs form blurred and became human. Almost immediately Ranma noticed that something was off. When Ryouga resurfaced he was facing away from Ranma and made no immediate attempt to move. Also to Ranma's surprise Nabiki did not flip out from finding out about P-chan.

------- Nabiki ----

Nabiki was surprised, she had known that p-chan was Ryouga but never said anything because it made for a good floor show. She looked on in shock as she witnessed Ryouga's latest scheme to make Ranma suffer.

---- Bimbo ----

Happi watched surprised that the pig-boy would turn himself into a girl, but then she figured that Ryouga's quest for vengeance was nothing more than his attempt to cope with Ranma not liking guy's.

---- Nodoka ---

Nodoka was thrilled, not only did her son have a fiancée and a mistress, he also had another mistress on the side and he must of decided to tell everyone else at the same time to prove how manly he is.

---Ranma ----

Ranma shuddered, he was not liking the looks that he was getting from his mother, not only that but there was something off about Ryouga. He seemed less muscular and curvier at the same time.

---- Ryouga ---

She new that the moment to act was now, Ranma's mother was going to be witness to her sons dishonorable behavior. Thinking about all the times Ranma tricked her and pretended to be a girl Ryouga steadied herself, she was going to compromise herself for the betterment of humanity. Taking a deep breath she began to waddle backwards pressing herself up against Ranma. Once she had him cornered she turned around and kissed him passionately. Breaking off she straddled him and sighed out, "So manly." Making sure to rub her feminine assets all over the cur.

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I have another chapter for this. I'll probably post it tomorrow.