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Jan had lost. His army in ruins and his enemies arrayed against him; but still, he had an 'exit'.
"... and they've been listening all this time" , Jan said. He forced his battered body up against the wall. "Do you think they let me live?", his hand shot out, middle finger extended, and laughed manically. A moment passed, and another, and another, and another.
"The roof is shielded", Integra said at last.
Jan was chained up on the dungeon wall, snarling and glaring at everything and anything. Alucard paid him no attenetion, focusing on sharpening wicked blades and heating blunt instruments of torture. The door opened and Integra walked though. Jan immediately let loose with a violent torrent of profanities and obscenities that Alucard and Integra completely ignored.
"What shall I do to him, Master? Beatings? The Rack? Hot Pokers?", Alucard paused a moment, lost in the memory, "I haven't impaled someone in years."
Jan went silent and paled. Nonplussed, Integra took out a cigar and lit it.
"Go to my office, in the left third drawer in the desk there is a black box, bring it here", she stated.
With a smile he vanished, and returned a few seconds later. He opened it and a puzzled look overcame his face. He took out a portable CD-player and looked for anything more. When he found it, his face went white and his eyes widened with perfect horror. He turned to Integra and tried to speak, but nothing came out.
"Put the CD in and press 'play'", Integra said, nonchalantly.
Fumbling with the case, he gingerly opened it. With shaking hands he carefully pulled it out and put it in the CD-player. After a few spastic jabs he struck the play button and ran out shrieking.
By the first song Jan was sweating heavily, by the second his breathing was labored and his eyes crazed. The third song broke him utterly, mewling and pleading for it to stop. Smiling, Integra switched the player off, took out the CD and put it back into the case marked, "Celine Dion's Greatest Hits".