Disclaimer: Hellsing and all other associated copyrights owned by Kouta Hirano, Genon, et al. Should any one of these parties wish it, I will remove this story at once.
Annotation: Both of these came from the 'Long Road to Romance' story. The first as a sarcastic comment on trying to write that sequence in the second chapter. The second was intended to be in the last chapter. It was removed for thematic reasons.
Maybe I should get her talking, it might help. "Seras, why did you decide to be a cop?"
She paused for several moments before she answered.
"When I was little, my parents were murdered. I wanted to find who did it", she said stiffly.
"Uh... How about when you were growing up?"
"I was picked on until I beat someone with a rock."
"Eh... First day on the job?"
"I was killed and turned into a monster."
"Uh... What do you do in your spare time?"
"I mediate on the agonizing hell that is my life."
The damn vampires were down the corridor. Pip couldn't risk a glance, or be cut down.
A few yelled orders, hold out and wait.
Elle viendra.
A voice. Millennium taunting.
He fired blind and low, hoping to shut them up. The screams were most satisfying.
"Meine Kugeln! Er schoss weg meine kugeln!
Authors notes:
The German should hopefully be: My Balls! He shot off my balls!