Well, people said they liked the last chapter, so I decided to add another chapter when they'r on vacation. Hope you like this one. Sorry, it's kinda short. But I'll talk to y'all at the end of the chapter.

"Elementry Friend"

Chapter 16

Bella's POV

"Ahh, Alice! What are you doing?!" I asked when she started to drag me to the middle of the dance floor.

It had already been half a week that we've spent here and everyone knew us by name! We were always getting into trouble, that's why we got forced out of our hotel, now we're staying at "Dreams Cancun Resort & Spa", but that's what you get when you walk up to one of the managers of the hotel and tell them 'Hola! Yo am a gringo.' But I didn't think it was that offensive, but none the less, were were kicked out.

But in my opinion, the hotel we were in now was better then the last one, you see dolphines swimming if you look out the bedroom windows, and there are long pools, and a beach a couple meters away, like the last hotel.

"We're going to dance," her tone implying the words of course.

But when I was about to argue it was to late, everyone in the hotel started to chant our names and beat on the tables.

Emmett came by and did this weird stripper thing and slid his body down a poll, earning himself a round of applause and howling from the addience. Then at that moment the hotel manager walked up to Emmett and dispersed the forming group that was surrounding us.

We laughed and made our way to our suite, it was so relaxing here, I wish I could sty here and not return Forks, but life's not a fairytale.

My phone started to ring, sending 'Big Balls' by AC/DC through the room. I rolled my eyes.

Emmett had set all our ring tones to that song after the incident in the other hotel. Note to self: change ringtone!!!

"Hey," I said into my phone.

"Wanna go to the beach? I'm bored," I could hear his voice coming from the TV room.

"Ask Alice if she wants to come,"

Then I heard him scream out, "Alice! You wanna go to the beach with Bella and me?" Wow! He's so lazy he doesn't even want to get up from the couch.

"Duh!" she replied coming into my suite, "Come on!" she yelled at me after she left, bathing suit in-hand.

I wasn't going into the water because of the stupid brace, so I put on some white basketball shorts and a baby blue tank-top. I called Esme and Carlisle, seeing as how I thought they should know were we were going. They were having their own little separate vacation, leaving me, Alice and Emmett to go anywhere we wanted, although they still spent a good part of the day with us, as a family.

They gave us permission and we were off to the beach, the sun was just setting, but the light from the hotel alumina ted the beach so that we could see where we were going. Alice and Emmett raced into the water, I, on the other hand, sat myself on the soft grainy sand, wiggling my toes into the sand.

I looked up at my brother and sister, they were splashing around and having swimming races, our relationship as siblings had grown since they adopted me, if possible. It was so easy to talk to them and you knew that they had your back.

I was admiring my brother's childness when a hand tapped on my shoulder, I looked up surprised to see someone else was on the beach.

"Can I sit with you?" the deep voice asked, it sounded familiar.

"Uhh? Sure?" I said, looking into the sun.

"So…how's live?" The boy asked, I could see his skin was burned to a creamy brown from the sun and his hair was tied at the nap of his neck.

"Er," was all I could think of saying.

"Well, you haven't changed much, huh?" the boy asked, does he know me?

"What?" I said, slidding away from the dark form.

"Relaxe, it's Jake. Remember? Second grade?" he said, holding his hands in front of him.

"Jake? Jake?" I said tapping my finger to my temple, "Jacob Black?!" I said, realizing my elementry school friend was sitting beside me.

"You remember!" he said laughing.

"How long has it been? How are you?!" I asked still amazed he was sitting right next to me.

"It's been 6 years, I've been good, you?"

"Fine, just fine," I told him, lying, I was more then fine, I was great.

"Who are your friends?" he asked, pointing his chin in Alice's and Emmett's direction.

"Oh, those are my siblings," I imformed him. His eyes filled with confusion.

"Since when do you…?"

"About a month ago," I frowned, hopfully he didn't ask about it, and gratefully, he didn't.

"Cool, so have you liked it here? In Cancun?"

"Yeah. We got kicked outta our last hotel though, Emmett is very confident," I smiled, remembering that hilarious day.

"Was he the naked guy everyone talks about?" he looked like he was on the verge of cracking up.

"Yep, everyone here greets us whenever we enter a store or something, we're famous here,"

"You are! There are some signs in the hotels warning people to be alert to a big, musculy guy and a short, pixie-like girl,"

"Really?!" Wow. We're THAT recognized here!

"Yes, I saw them on the way here," he smiled.

"Cool, so where are you staying?" I asked, wondering where he was coming from.

"Oh, I moved here, like a month after you left," he said nodding his head.

"Wow, It must be amazing to live here. It's so beautiful," I mumbled, looking at the now blue-ish purple sky.

"Yeah," he said, as if he was thinking of something distant.

Then Alice and Emmett came splashing out of the dark water, running towards me, laughing.

"Who's your friend, Bella?" Emmett asked, folding his hands over his chest.

"Dad, this is Jake. I met him before I moved to Forks," I said, rolling my eyes.

"Hi, Jake! I'm Alice and this is Emmett," She said waving her hand at Emmett.

"Hello, Alice," he smiled, "Emmett," he nodded his head.

"It's getting late, Bella. We're heading back to the suite to watch a movie or something," Emmett said, frowning at Jake.

"Ok," I said and held my hands out so he could take them and help me up, "I'll see you around," I smiled at him and walked with Alice and Emmett at my sides.

"Bye, Bella!" He called after me.

When we were in the saftey of the hotel lobby, I asked Emmett, "What was that about? Back at the beach?"

"What?" he said, confused.

"The 'Dad' pose,"

"I feel as a brother," he said, thinking about how to explain things, "I should protect you from anybody that looks harmful," he shrugged.

"And that's why I love ya, bro!" I said, hugging my big teddy bear of a brother.

"Aww, you guys are so sweet," Alice said, taking part in our little hugging fest.

"But, Jake is harmless, he wouldn't hurt a fly," At least I think he would.

"Yeah, but still," he said.

"Well, ok, you can protect me against the wild Jacob Black!" I siad, laughing, "Now lets go watch a movie!" I practically screamed.

Some people stuck there head out of their hotel suites, trying to find out who was responsible for all the comosion, "Desculpa," I said, smiling. My Spanish was getting better everyday, only because if we got in trouble with a manager or someone they could be so mad they would yell at us in spanish.

We walked into the big TV room and threw ourselves on the couch, Emmett flipped through channels when he suddenly stopped.

"Oh ma Gosh!" Alice squealed.

"It's Jeff Dunham!" I squealed along with Alice.

"Ugh! I didn't know they had Comedy Central here!" Emmett said enthusiastically.

I loved this episode, it was the X-Mas special, even though it was 7 months until December.

Achmed, the Dead Terroris was singing his Christmas song:

"Oh, dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back. I've a nasty plannnnn! For X-Mas in Iraq!!!!

I got through check point A, but not through check point B, that's when I got in the ass by the U.S. Militaryyyyyy!!!!

Ohhh! Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs!Mine blew up you seeeee! Where are all the virgins that Binladin promised meeeeeeee?

Ohhh! I used to be a man, every time I cough, but thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling ooooooooff!!!!

My bombing days are done! I need to find some work, perhapes it might be much safer as a convienent store night clerk!!!!

Ohhh! Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs! I think I just got swered! Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill YOU!!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!"

By the time the song was done, me and Emmett were on the floor, rolling, with laughter, Alice on the couch trying to catch her breath.

"God! He's so funny!" I gasped between laughes.

"Uh, uh, I can't breath!" Alice said.

"Wow, get some control over yourself, Emmett," he tried to control his laughter.

We watched some more Jeff Dunham and peanut was hilarious, he was talking about a gay super hero when the someone knocked on the door.

Alice compassed her face and walked over to the door. I heard someone mumble something then she squealed. She came back with a bouquet of flowers.

"UH! Alice has a secret lover!" I hollered, looking at the beautiful mount of flowers she was holding.

"Ha Ha! The jokes on you, Bella! These are for you!" she walked over to me and handed me the roses.

"Really?" my nose scrunched up, "From who?"

"Jake,"

DonDonDon!!!! ~Insert really high girly screech HERE~

What will happen?! I dont know myself =[ I've been having writers block and I can't think of anything. That's why the chapter is so short =[
But I wanted to update, its been a while.

Can you guys suggest anything in my reviews? I would use the best idea OR idea's and put them into the story.
And I love Jeff Dunham!!!! He's so funny!!!!

Anyway, thanks for ALL the reviews that you guys have given me, I love them all!!!! =]

BYE!!! =]