"How's it hanging, Cibrian? " said George Eads, in a conciliatory mood . Eddie Cibrian was wary and stroked his chin in a manly fashion.
" What's up Eads?" replied Cibrian
" Look, Cibrian" started Eads " Lets not blow this gig. It's easy money and there's plenty to go round. After all we just pose around for a while and pocket the cash. Piece of pie!"
"Hmm, y'know you might have something there, Eads" conceded Cibrian
"You know it,man" said Eads " I've got the market in the Jock look and you have that sweaty workman thing so lets not mess with demographics"
"Yeah, I get that. One morning I was late for work on Third Watch (tm ) and hadn't got time to shave. The ladies went wild" smiled Cibrian " It was heaven. Mind you I got a lot of texts from the lighting guy too"
"A-hem, all part of the job, man" coughed Eads
"Now we got that sorted out , lets relax because L'Oreal will never find another handsome guy with stubble and in need of cash!" said Cibrian
"Hi. I'm Matthew Fox" said Matthew Fox
Eads and Cibrian were furious and shouted in unison
"GET LOST!!!!"