I can't think of anything to say...

"Mexican Beans"

Chapter 24

Bella's POV

"So, how was the kiss?" Alice asked for the billionth time in the past hour. It was Wedsenday and I didn't want to tell her, she was such a blabber mouth, I bet if I told her I still slept with a teddy bear she'd go tell Rose, then Rose would tell one of her friends and that froend would tell the whole school. Not that I sleep with a stuffed animal, pff, no, not me.

"Stop asking! Jeez!" I yelled at her, the whole class turned to face me, as if I grew a second head and had blue skin, "What?!" I yelled and they turned around in there seats.

"Aww, come on Bella! If you don't tell me the I'll just ask Edward when he comes back," she threatened. Edward was in the restroom.

"You wouldn't!" I narrowed my eyes at her. I knew she would.

"Try me, just try me, Bella," right then Edward came strolling in, some of the girls in the front row looked a him as if he were a peice of meat! The one thing I wanted to do was punch them in their plastic faces.

"Edw-"

"Shut up, stupid!" I whispered at her.

"Tell me!"

"Later!"

"'Kay!"

"Hey, what are you talking about?" whispered after sitting down next to me.

"Oh, uh, nothing,"

"Alright,"

10 minutes later the bell rang and I was free from Alice' deviling whining. I grabbed all my stuff and ran into the hallway, as soon as I knew Alice was nowhere in sight I stopped and waited for Edward.

"So, Alice asked what I though about our kiss," he told me casually.

"Oh, really?" I heart started to speed up and I mentally cussed Alice out.

"Yeah,"

"And...?"

"I told her it was the best thing anyone could ever experience," he smiled his dazzling smile.

"Aww, really?! You're too good for me Edward!" I practically jumped on him and gave him my best Emmett bear hug.

"Nothings too good for you, Bella," he hugged my back and lead us to 7/8 period: Liturature and Laguage Compoistion.

Mr. Moon, the teacher for the 120 minute class, was considered gay or "friuty" as Emmett perfuered to call it.

We were attacked by a pop quiz on intro and conclusions. It was so easy, about right when I was about to get up and hand it in Emmett threw his pecil at me.

"What?"

"Need cheats!" he whispered back.

Ugh, can he ever do something by himself?

I grabbed a piece of paper and scibbled all the answers down. I grabbed his pencil and as he took it I secretly handed him the notes. The silently thanked me and went to to the test in front of him.

After that was done and over with we had to silently finish our essay's. I grabbed my sloppy-copy, a blue pen, and some sheets of paper, and headed for my usual spot in the corner(the teacher let us work where ever we wanted as long as we were quiet). So I settled myself in the back of the class room, Edward was right behind me, and Emmett, not wanting to be on his lonesome, came, sat next to me and snuggled into my shoulder.

"Get off!" I grunted and tried to push his massive form off my shoulder.

"Fine! Edward doesn't want to share anyway," he hualed himself off of me and covered his face with his folder.

Edward snaked him arm around my shoulder and held me tight to him, "That's right." I giggled a little and rested my head on his shoulder.

"Whatever,"

It had only been 5 minutes into the new period and Emmett had his head leaned against the wall behind him and Edward was twirling his pen in his long fingers.

Emmett noticed me staring at him and jotted something down on a little piece of paper and, being Emmett, he threw it at my face.

What the hell?!

I picked up his note and read his blocky hand writing: What would you do if someone...idk...started to fart? None stop?

Uh, not random.
But I wrote back none-the-less.

That's not random, but whatever. I would luagh my ass off. If the class was quiet and the fart was ultra loud I would probably be rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes.

I passed the note back and watched him skim over it, he had a mistivious smile in his face when he turned to face me and nodded. Then he turned back to his work and started to write again.

Ok.

I shrugged that off and went back to writting. It was 12:45. 15 more minutes and we would be free from this death prison, I would be able to go to gym. Crap, gym. I didn't want to go and normally I would be up to anything that we played. But we were playing volleyball and I sucked, bad.

My thoughts were cut off by the most funniest thing. It cut through the silence and everyone turned to the direction of the noise. Emmett was sitting next to me, "doing his work" and smiling like an idiot.

I wouldn't help it, my low giggle when to full out laughter, I buried my face in Edward's shirt to find my face, and Emmett kept on his toot parade. By the time he was finished I was gasping for air.

"Are you done?" Mr. Moon asked, his tone, just the way he said that sentance made me go into another laughing fit.

"Hold on a sec," Emmett told him, letting out some of his last farts, "Aww, man, aww, man! Okay, I think I'm done,"

The teacher cleared his throat and looked over at me and Edward, " Do you guys need any air freshener back there?" we nodded visiously.

I don't know what on earth he had for lunch, maybe some Mexican beans, but man, the smell was intense. And the saying "Low but Deadly" didn't apply for Emmett. Nuh uh. This guy, when he farts, will make them loaded and disgusting, I saw a kid all the way in the front of the class gag a little. And even with the air-freshener it really only made the smell worse. Just imagine it, lavender breeze mixed with toxic fart. Yeah, I thought so.

For the rest of the day I would randomly start laughing every time I though of Emmett that day. People would stop and stare at me as I passed, if only they knew what had happened. They would have jizzed in their pants.

Esme picked us up after school and drove us to the mall. Alice bought the nicest dress she could find, along with some high heels and jewlery. Rose did the same, but if you asked me, her dress was too short.

"Why did you guys buy dress'?" my curiousity forced me to ask.

"The Spring Formal, of course!!!" They both yelled at me.

"Oh,"

"We need to find you a dress too," Rose told me.

"Ha. Have you guys ever seen me dance? I'll look like an idiot!"

"You're still going. Now don't even argue anymore, we're going to get you a dress!"

"But-"

"Wow, look at the dress there! Try it on!" Alice rudely interupted me and dragged me into a changing room agianst my will.

By the time I was done I had tried on 7 different dresses, either they were too tight or too short. Then I finally found the perfect one; it was baby blue with some diamonds going all along my best line and down to my knees where the dress ended. The bottom was loose and wavy and it fit my body. And thankfully the girls didn't make a fuss when I told them I was going to buy flats, I guess they were just happy I was going to the dance in the first place.

After we met up with the guys, we made them carry all of our shopping bags to the car, and Esme drove us home. By the time time we had dinner it was already 11:00, damn, I missed George Lopez.

Edward carried my things to my room and kissed me good night. After he left there was nothing to do, so I just bathed for about any hour, then got out and went to watch some TV. Nothing was on only black and white shows from like the 40's were on, that pissed me. I was out shopping all dayand when I want to catch up on some of my shows, there's nothing to watch!!!

After saying good night to my siblings I headed for bed.

The last thing I thought about was all the farting that had happened today, and I laughed myself to sleep.

Really sorry for not updating in such a long time, but like I said I have mid-terms in a couple of days. If you forgive me right a review if you dont... still write me a review!!!

I posted up a new fanfic!!! It's called "More Than Human?" Check it out if you didn't already? And review it, PLZ!!!

Oh, and the fart thing, it was a conversation me and my friend had the other day and I starting thinking, Emmett would so do that!!!

Anyways thanks for reading another chapter, I would like to ask if you guys if I should make a sequal or just an epiloge for this story. Tell me when you review!!!

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