A/N: Sup, homies? Yeah, I know… It's been a while. I was like, "When was the last time I updated this?" today, and I looked and it was freakin' January! That was like, 5 months ago! I'm so so so so so so so so so so so sooooo sorry! I didn't realize it had been so long. Time flies by fast when your in love! In love with… LIFE! Just kidding… But seriously, my life's been fine… Anywho, sorry… OMG I've got the best Ultra Special Blah Blah Blah to tell you guys! It's so freakin' amazing! But you'll have to wait till the end of the chapter. By the way, since it's summer break, I should update more often. Hopefully…
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And now for a special segment where I try to come up with reasons why I didn't update!
I was tool lazy.
I wanted to wait till summer, when I'd have plenty of time…
Um… LOOK, A DISTRACTION!
Hey, at least I am updating! Some authors never finish their stories!
GEEZ! Longest A/N EVERRRR! ON WITH THE STORY!!! XD
"Okay… So, any ideas?" asked Fred. Him and George were currently planning their next attack.
"I don't know… Why do I always have to come up with all the ideas?" George whined.
"BECAUSE! You… I… Um… I don't know."
"Exactly!"
Fred shook his head. "Let's just go through our old spiral of prank ideas. There's bound to be something we haven't used yet!"
George sighed and pulled out a black notebook. He opened it up pointed his wand at a blank page. "Fred is the coolest. He is the demon lord of all ninja vampires and is feared by many," he chanted dully. Writing began to appear on the page.
"Why did you get to choose the password? And why did you choose THAT?" asked George, annoyed.
"Because I'm the coolest!" Fred stated bluntly.
"It's not even a real password! It's more like a pass-speech! A speech about how cool you think you are, but in actuality, YOU'RE NOT!"
Fred grinned. "You're just jealous because I'm the demon lord of all ninja vampires!"
George sighed and rolled his eyes. Fred scooted toward George, who was holding the notebook.
"Ooo! How 'bout that one?" he said pointing at the notebook.
"That could work… But how do we get them?" asked George.
"We make it into a candy, duh!" said Fred.
"But they're being careful around us. They won't take it."
"Hmm…Well, a good prankster always attacks his enemy where they are most vulnerable. He attacks the weakest link!"
"Which is…?"
They both thought for a minute.
"Natalie!" they said in unison.
Fred smiled. "She's clever, but she has her moments where she's slower than molasses in January."
George smirked. "Plus, she's really gullible!"
"This could work."
The Next Day
Natalie was walking down the corridor alone. She was heading to Arithmancy, the only class she didn't have with Raquel. She was good at it, but she hated it. It was the most boring subject ever, and Raquel wasn't there to keep it interesting.
"NATALIE!"
She turned around and saw Fred, no, George, well, one of them running up.
"Fr…George, maybe?" she asked.
"George," he said simply. "Anyway, Fred and I've made a huge mistake!"
"Hn?" she asked, confused.
"We slipped a potion into your drinks this morning! We had found the recipe in our notebook last night, but then after we made it, we realized two of the pages had stuck together, and we read on and it turned out to be really dangerous!" I hope she buys this story. It's not the cleverest lie in the world.
"WHAT?" she shrieked with a concerned look on her face.
George inwardly smirked as he pulled something out of his bag. It was a piece of candy.
"Eat this! It's the antidote!"
Natalie stared at the candy. It suddenly dawned on her. This is a trick… They didn't slip anything into our drinks this morning. What a dirty trick! But it's the perfect opportunity… What do I do…? Well, I'll take the candy and put our prank on him, but I won't eat the candy just yet.
She smiled. "Thank you, George!" She took the candy. She saw George smirk out of the corner of her eye, but only for a second. As she took the candy, she carefully slipped something very small onto George's sleeve.
"You're the best, George! Something really bad could have happened if you hadn't given me this."
George smiled, blushing slightly. This is almost too easy. he thought. "But don't eat the whole thing! Split it with Raquel. We didn't have time to make two pieces because we were afraid that the prank would take effect too fast."
Natalie put it in her bag. "Well, I have to get to class. See you later!" she turned around and headed toward class.
"Bye!" said George, turning around and heading the other direction.
As they walked away from each other, they both smirked.
That was too easy. they thought.
Later that Day
Raquel was sitting in her dorm, waiting patiently for Natalie.
"I hope she didn't get caught up in one of Dumb and Dumber's pranks. She probably did. She's so gullible," thought Raquel out loud.
"HEY! I resent that!" said Natalie coming in the room. She shut the door. "For your information, I not only successfully avoided one of their pranks, but I also landed one of ours!"
Raquel's eyes widened. "Seriously?"
"Yep!" Natalie pulled something out of her bag. It was a piece of candy. "George gave this to me."
"AND YOU TOOK IT?"
"Chill out. I had to. It would look suspicious if I didn't."
"Huh?"
"He came up to me and spouted out some BS story about how him and Fred accidentally put some horrible prank on us and that they had made this candy as an antidote. He told me to eat half of it myself and then give you the other half. But as I took it from him, I put our little surprise on his sleeve."
Raquel smirked. "Perfect. Great job!"
"I know, I rock."
"I believe this deserves an evil laugh."
"I believe it does!"
They both began to burst out in evil laughter. Their room mate Tiffany walked in. "Um… Am I interrupting something?"
They both glared at her. "YES!" they screamed in unison. "GO AWAY!"
Tiffany quickly grabbed her jacket and ran out of the room with a terrified look on her face.
"Now then," said Raquel. "Where were we?"
6 minutes and 32 seconds of evil laughter later
Raquel cleared here throat. "Can I see that candy, Natalie?"
"Sure," she said, sounding bored. She handed it to Raquel. Raquel took it and examined it. After about a minute, she spoke.
"They're getting better at hiding their pranks," she said softly to herself.
"Hmm? What was that?" asked Natalie.
"Fred and George are getting better at hiding their pranks. I can't tell if this has been tampered with or not."
"They could have made it themselves," Natalie suggested.
"That must be it. Otherwise, we should be able to tell," Raquel stated with finality in her voice.
With Fred and George
Just as George turned the corner, he felt someone grab a hold of his arm and pull him behind a statue. He turned and saw Fred.
"Did it work?" he asked.
George smirked. "Of course. Why wouldn't it?"
Fred smiled. "I knew it. Natalie is gullible. Raquel is too, but not nearly as gullible. When Natalie gives the candy to Raquel and tells her what happened, Raquel will want to examine it first. She'll know that it's a scheme, so she won't eat it, but it will still work. This is perfect because we put the real prank on the outside of the candy. All they need to do is touch it to make it work."
"I know, and Natalie didn't even suspect a thing!"
They both grinned and headed toward their dorm.
The Next Morning
Fred and George were sitting in the common room grinning like Cheshire cats at each other. Their prank should take effect at any moment.
And then, as if on cue…
"WHHHAAAAT THHHEEE HELL?" sang/screamed a voice.
They heard several stomping sounds as Natalie and Raquel stormed down the stairs and glared at them as they came up.
"What did you do to us?" sang Raquel.
"You slimy piles of toad pus?" sang Natalie angrily.
"We have to sing and rhyme!"
"Oh, what did you do this time?"
They both burst out laughing. "We just thought your lives could be a little more musical!" said Fred gleefully.
"Musical candy! Turns your life into a musical!" said George with just as much glee in his voice.
"You both are lovely singers," said Fred looking at them smugly.
"But we didn't eat that candy!
Shouldn't everything be fine and dandy?" asked Natalie, still singing.
"All you had to do was touch it, love," said George, just as smug as Fred.
Natalie's face turned red with embarrassment and anger.
"Don't call her that!
You dirty little rat!
You tricked Natalie!
I'm so mad I could… pee…?" finished Raquel awkwardly.
Fred laughed. "Some of those rhymes are a bit awkward, eh, love?" he said mockingly.
Natalie's frown suddenly turned into a smirk.
"Look, silly George!
You're turning orange!" she sang out cheerfully.
"That time
It didn't rhyme," sang Raquel, turning to look at Natalie.
"Give me a break.
That was a hard rhyme to make."
Raquel nodded.
"WAIT? What was that part about George turning orange?" asked George with concern.
"I knew your candy was a fake.
You're such a humongous flake!
So I put something of our own
On you, you little gnome!" she sang gleefully.
"WHAT?" George was turning red.
"It makes you turn the color of your mood.
Won't that be interesting, you stupid prude?
Boys never say how or what they're feeling.
But now we'll all see your emotions peeling," she sang.
"Orange is gladness.
Blue is sadness.
Embarrassment is pink.
You're the weakest link!
Envy is green.
Red says you want to get mean.
Purple means that you're calm
Like an island wind blowing through the palm," finished Raquel.
Fred and George were both a bright red by now, and red meant anger.
A/N: Yes! It's finished! Yay! Sorry it wasn't funny or romantical, but I tried my best! I kind of like this chapter. I'm expecting to update once a week. Seriously. I mean, I have nothing better to do anymore. I'm going to go to camp for a couple of weeks this summer, but I should have time to update once a week now that I have no homework and nothing to do but write fanfiction. I know, I'm so lazy. And sorry!
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