A/N: Hey guys, thanks for all the reviews. We got some pretty interesting opinions on the whole cross-dresser thing. I'll share them with you at the end of the chapter. You know, about half of the reviews I get now are about the Ultra Specials that I do at the end of each chapter. They seem to be just as popular as the story…Strange… Anywho, thanks for the support! I love you guys muchly! I'm getting more reviews than I've ever had for each chapter. My popularity has improved! YAY!

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MavisClone: Ha ha, his daughter? Interesting… Thank you so much! Don't worry, there will be embarrassing entries. VERY embarrassing entries. Oh, and my family is fine, thank you.

rangas rule: Thanks, I thought it was pretty funny too. Yeah, I know, I really would be laughing if it was me. Oh wait, it was me… I'm confused now. Ha, your neighbors sound weird. Yeah, it's a distinct possibility that he enjoys it. Lol

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Lotus.Under.Thorns: I'm glad you're so happy! Not all OC stories are great, but some of them are really cool. I mean, sometimes there just aren't enough people in a book or show for everyone to have a lover, so sometimes yo just have to create one! For example, I love both KibaHina and NaruHina in Naruto, but either way, someone would be alone, so that's why God created OCs! YAY!

Raquel: Thanks, Raquel! I knew you'd like it, lol. I might need help with some of the future diary entries.

Well, now… ON WITH THE STORY! XD

"You idiot! You didn't have to tell them that I was constipated!" George said angrily.

Fred's eyes grew wide. "George… You're not red," he said quietly.

"Huh?" George asked, confused.

"YOU'RE NOT RED!" repeated Fred excitedly. "THE SPELL WORE OFF!" he yelled happily and danced around the room.

George rushed to the mirror. He gasped. "It wore off!" he turned to Fred. "And you're not an odd color either!" They both danced around the room for a couple of minutes, but they finally plopped down on George's bed, exhausted.

Fred smiled, "Let's see that notebook then!"

George grinned and handed it to him, anger forgotten.

Fred frowned. "This isn't it," he said simply.

"WHAT? But it must be! Open it!" said George anxiously.

Fred tried, but he couldn't open it. "It must be stuck…"

Suddenly, a voice came from the book. "Password please," it said mechanically.

Fred blinked… "Er…" He turned to George.

"We have to think like them… Hm…"

The book said something else. "This diary belongs to Raquel, and only those with the password may open it. If the password is not said in 10 seconds, an alarm shall be let off and this diary will administer a shock to all those within 10 feet," it said mechanically and began counting down.

"10"

Fred and George started to panic.

Think like Raquel, think like Raquel! Fred's mind repeated over and over again.

"9"

"8"

"7"

"STOP!" screamed Fred. "Uh, um! UH!"

"6"

"5"

"4"

Fred thought quickly and shouted out the first thing that came to mind.

"RAQUEL IS THE COOLEST!"

"Password accepted," it said mechanically and opened.

Fred and George sighed in relief. "Thank goodness. How did you know?" asked George curiously.

"I didn't know," said Fred grimly.

"Luck guess, that was too close!"

"Yeah…"

"So, this is a diary?" George asked excitedly.

Fred smirked. "Yes, I believe it is. This is even better than the notebook! Good work, brother!"

George took a small bow. "I do what I can."

Fred opened the diary excitedly. He checked the date for the first entry.

"Perfect! The first entry starts at the beginning of this term!"

Dear Diary,

My name is Raquel, and to save time and effort, I'm using a quick quotes quill, which basically picks up on my thoughts, so that way, I won't get a hand cramp from writing. So anyway, this is the beginning of my seventh and final year! I'm so excited! Plus, Natalie and eye just arranged a prank war with those loser Weasley twins. That should make for an interesting year. So anyway, we're on the train right now. I was talking to Natalie, but we both got bored, since we just saw each other a couple of days ago, there wasn't much to talk about. Now she's just sitting there, staring off into space. I wonder what she's thinking… Hmm… Anyway, there really isn't much to talk about right now, so I think I'm going to take a nap.

Love, Raquel

"Well that wasn't very helpful," said George blandly.

Fred sighed and skimmed over the next page. "Nothing good here. She's just talking about her classes. Nothing much nothing much… Aha! Here we are!"

Dear Raquel's Diary,

My name is Natalie. I'm sure she's talked about me before. Anyway, Raquel's letting me use her diary whenever I need to vent or just talk about something. She's even letting me use her quick quotes quill! So anyway, this has been the worst week ever! On Monday, we made a potion in potions class that requires the use of dead spiders. It was so horrible! You probably don't know this, but I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Even if they're dead, I'm still too afraid to even think about touching them. Ugh…(shivers). They're so gross! So anyway, Raquel, being quite a bit braver than me, took pity on my poor soul and put in my spiders for me. I can't believe she actually touched them! Snape saw though, so now he knows about my fear of spiders, it's horrible! He put a spider in my face after that, and I ran out of the room screaming bloody murder! It was soooo embarrassing! And everyday this week, he's assigned potions that require the use of spiders. Today, we had to use tarantulas! It was so horrible. After class was over, I ran to the bathroom and puked. Ugh…I've washed my hands about 17 times today, but I can't stop imagining the feel of their hairy bodies! I want to die! Okay, not really, but I certainly don't want to touch any more spiders. Snape makes sure that I do, though. He won't let Raquel put them in for me. Stupid Snape! I hope a giant spider eats him! Oh well, at least Fred and George aren't in that class. Then I'd really be in for it.

Sincerely, Natalie

Fred grinned evilly.

"She's really that afraid of spiders?" asked George incredulously.

Fred snickered. "We could have some fun with this."

George smirked. "This will be hilarious."

Next Day

Natalie was walking down a corridor all alone. She had just come from Arithmancy. She was on her way to meet Raquel in the common room.

Fred and George walked up behind her. "Hey, Nata-"

"AH!" she jumped and turned around. She sighed in relief when she saw Fred and George. "Oh, it's just you idiots. You scared me! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

Fred and George looked at each other and grinned. Oh, the scaring had only just begun.

"Hey, Natalie, wanna see our new pet?" asked George.

"No," she said dully and began to walk away.

"Oh no you don't!" said Fred stepping in front of her, blocking her.

"You'll be very interested in this," said George evilly.

"Get out of my way!" she said angrily.

"No," said Fred smirking.

The twins came closer to her, backing her into a small space behind a statue. They were both smirking. Natalie did not like the looks of this… Not at all.

Fred smiled and pulled out a small cage. In it was the biggest tarantula Natalie has ever seen. Her eyes widened.

"Uh… That's a nice pet! Um, I really have to go, so if you could just move out of the way…"

Fred mocked a hurt look. "Don't you want to meet it face to face? It's name is Larry."

"No, that's okay…" Natalie said as calmly as she could, but she was shaking.

"Do you want to pet it?" asked George, taking it out of the container.

Natalie gulped, desperately trying not to scream. "Put it back," she said in a weak, shaky voice.

Fred glared. "Now you've hurt it's feelings!" he said bringing it a little closer.

Natalie bit her lip, still trying not to scream. Her lip began to bleed.

"Here, kiss and make up!" said Fred, shoving it in her face.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Fred dropped the spider. Fred and George covered their ears. She was screaming so loud that their ears began to bleed.

She paused to breath momentarily, but then resumed screaming louder and more high-pitched than any mortal should ever have to hear. "TURN IT OFF!" yelled Fred above the noise, still covering his ears.

Larry was crawling toward Natalie. She screamed even louder, if possible. It was coming closer… She screamed louder still. Fred and George's ears were about to explode. Tears were streaming down Natalie's face.

The spider started crawling up her leg.

THUMP

Natalie fell to the ground. She had fainted. Fred and George cautiously uncovered their ears. "What happened?" asked Fred, rubbing his right ear.

"I think she fainted…" replied George, kneeling down and picking the spider off her leg. "I think she killed it!" he said incredulously, looking at the spider.

"Poor thing…" said Fred sadly. "Didn't stand a chance. I'm just surprised that we didn't die too. Frankly, it's a miracle that we aren't deaf.

George sighed. "It looks like she'll be out for a couple of hours.

Fred glanced at him fearfully. "What do we do? That scream probably attracted a bunch of teachers, we can't stay here! Let's go!"

George flicked the spider into a nearby trash can. "We can't leave her here either, when she comes to, she'll tell everyone what happened. Raquel will kill us!"

Fred thought for a moment. "Well, let's take her up to our dorm. We can cast that new illusion spell we've been working on, Raquel will think that one of us is Natalie, so we can keep her busy, and the other one of us can watch over Natalie."

"What good will that do? She'll still tell everyone what happened!"

"If one of us is there when she wakes up, maybe we can bribe her into not telling anyone."

"It's worth a shot... Let's just get out of here before someone comes!"

A/N: Oh no! Fred and George are really in a pickle this time! What will they do?

By the way, I don't think Raquel really keeps a diary. I know I don't. Oh well. Anyway, here are the results of the cross-dressing poll so far. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the Ultra Special Blah Blah Blah for chapter 8.

Devoted Husband: 2

Cross-Dressing Freak: 1

Both: 1

Aspiring Model: 1

Has a Bald Daughter: 1

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When I was at camp, I really did see a tarantula. It's true that I'm deathly afraid of spiders. The tarantula was sooo gross. These too girls, who were like years younger than me were bending over and looking at it. Then one of the girls actually PICKS IT UP and puts it on a trashcan lid. I can't believe she touched it! She wanted to put it somewhere else, since we were about to do something in that area, and we didn't want to freak out the other girls. So she walks around with the trashcan lid and the other girl and they keep walking back and forth trying to find a place to put it. Anyway, it was scaring the crap out of me, so whenever they passed by, I backed up against the wall, trying to keep as far out of the way as possible. They noticed me, grinned evilly, and shoved the spider in my face. I ran the other direction screaming bloody murder. They all laughed at me… It was extremely embarrassing.

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