A/N: Hey guys! I'm sooo happy! I thought everyone was going to hate that last chapter because it was so short and crappy. And it was a little cliché… Oh well, apparently you people liked it! YAY! I'm sooo thrilled right now! Anyway, the concert was awesome. We were in the nosebleed section though… Terrible seats… But I was in the same building as KEITH URBAN! EEK! (fangirl squeal, gasp, choke, dies) Oh my gosh, he's soooo sexy. A handful of very lucky people sitting near the stage got to touch him. And a couple of girls got to HUG him. I'm so jealous. Oh well. Anyway, since we spent the night in the town of the concert, we went to the zoo the next day and ate lunch in Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill. It was pretty good.

Now then, to thank all my reviewers!

LunaSky: He will use the charm. My idea was that he'd distract Raquel while George went up to the dorm with Natalie and then, because the charm takes a little while to perform, he would come back later disguised as Natalie and distract her while George keeps an eye on Natalie and blah blah blah don't question me. Ha ha just kidding. Sorry, I'll try to make it make more sense.

BreakingFree43749: Thanks!

PadfootStripQuidditch: lol he probably did.

Insane and Logical: Thank you! Glad you thought it was awesome.

Lotus.Under.Thorns: Thanks! Glad you thought it was good! And yes, the concert was awesome.

TigerChickTigriss: Ha ha, yes, that was a bad move. Fred's not very bright sometimes, is he?

Death Fox of Chocolate: Thank you! Ha ha cliffies aren't very nice, are they?

MavisClone: Ha ha, yes, Fred's mind is very smallish. And don't worry, their will be a lot more awkwardness.

SockMonkey101: the momster? lol nice. of course that's the pairing. Gosh, don't you people read the authors notes? lol Yeah, he might love her and not realize it yet or something. I think it's like almost christmas in the story. Gosh, I'm horrible at the concept of time. Anyway, glad you liked the title. It just sort of popped into my head...

ZOMG! I just realized! I've almost got 100 reviews! YAY!

Okay, ON WITH THE STORY! XD

Fred leaned against the door, panting heavily, sweat trickling down his face.

George had unceremoniously tossed Natalie on his bed. He turned to Fred.

"What the hell? I appreciate the save, mate, but couldn't you have done it in a less awkward way?"

"IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MY MIND, OKAY?" Fred snapped. His face was red from either anger or embarrassment or both. "Let's just put that charm on me, and I'll go down and keep Raquel busy until Natalie wakes up. We'll figure out a way to fix that little slip up later. That was most definitely NOT what I wanted to say."

"Do you like her?" asked George curiously.

"NO!" said Fred a little too quickly.

George glanced at Fred, but said nothing more. He walked over and pulled out his wand. Fred pulled out his too and they started to work their magic. The charm was their own invention, but it was complicated and took a few minutes. It was an illusion though, so Fred didn't actually transform into Natalie, he just looked like her. The spell lasted longer than polyjuice potion though, so it wouldn't wear off for a few hours.

Fred, looking like Natalie, walked out of the dorm and around the couches and chairs and came up to Raquel from the direction of the portrait hole to make it look like he had just came in. However, Raquel was still in shock, so he doubted it mattered where it looked like he came from.

"Hey, Raquel!" he said in a voice that sounded like Natalie's. Part of the spell was the voice.

"Oh… Natalie," said Raquel turning toward her. She seemed to suddenly snap out of her trance. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I was worried!"

"Uh… I was… taking extra arithmancy lessons…?" Fred tried.

Raquel narrowed her eyes. "Natalie, you hate arithmancy. Besides, you're so good at it already that you don't need lessons,"

"Oh um, I mean, I was GIVING extra arithmancy lessons…" Fred said quickly.

Raquel sighed. "Whatever," If it had been any other time, Raquel would've known that this wasn't Natalie, but she was pretty confused right now.

"What's wrong, Raquel?" asked Fred.

Raquel looked around, then grabbed Fred's hand and dragged him up to the girls' dorm. Luckily, the illusion kept the stairs from knowing that Fred was a boy. (remember, the stairs turn into a slide when a boy tries to go up them)

She pulled him in her room and locked the door.

"All right, Natalie. You can't tell ANYONE about this. You promise?"

"Of course," said Fred calmly.

"Fred Weasley said he loved me… Well, he yelled it actually," she said, turning around so that Fred couldn't see her face.

Fred mocked a look of shock. "What?"

"I don't know what to do!" she said frantically, turning around to face him. "He just said it so randomly! Is he just messing with my mind? What's going on?!"

Fred had an idea. "He's obviously just messing with you! That dirty rat!" he said mocking anger. If Raquel thinks it was just part of a prank, which it kind of was, then she won't actually think I like her!

Raquel sat down on the bed with her head in her hands. "But I think I like him!"

Fred's eyes widened. "WHAT?"

Raquel looked up at him. "I think I actually like him! I'm so sorry, Natalie! Things are just so messed up!"

Fred sat down beside her. He sighed. "Oh boy…"

"You're not mad, are you?" asked Raquel.

"Mad?"

"You know, because I keep teasing you about how you like George, even though I know you really don't. I'm the one with the problem, not you!"

"I'm not mad…just…surprised, that's all."

They sat there for a moment in silence.

"So… Why do you like Fred?" asked Fred curiously.

"I don't know… I guess because he's funny…and cute…"

Fred grinned. Oh yeah, I'm a stud! God, I'm so beautiful. It's a wonder that a bunch of girls haven't tried to kidnap me yet! I mean, I'm only the most handsome guy in Hogwarts!

"What're you doing?" asked Raquel, looking at who she thought was Natalie. Natalie sure is acting weird… What's with that smug grin?

"So, tell me more about how great you think Fred is…" Fred said slyly, scooting closer.

Meanwhile… Back at the Ranch (lol jk)

George stared at Natalie with a bored expression on his face. "God, she was heavy. I'm so glad I don't have to carry her anymore."

Natalie's head snapped up. "I HEARD THAT! For your information, my doctor says I'm the perfect weight for a girl my age with my height!"

George looked taken aback. His eyes were wide. Natalie looked around. "What happened? Where am I?" she looked at George. "And why are you here?"

George sighed. "It's a long story. And you are gonna laugh when you hear it…" he said chuckling.

Natalie looked at him dully. Then she remembered something. She pulled both her legs onto the bed with her.

"Where's the spider? Did you put it back in its cage?"

"No," said George calmly.

Natalie's head snapped up toward him. "WHAT?"

"Well, there's no need. He's dead. You killed him."

"What?" asked Natalie, eyes filled with horror. "I killed it?"

"Yeah, you screamed too loud and it just…died…" George finished lamely.

"Where am I?" Natalie repeated again frantically.

"You're in the boys' dorm," he said patiently.

Natalie's eyes widened. "WHAT?"

"If we had left you there, you would have told someone what happened when you woke up, and me and Fred would've been in big trouble. People would make up crazy rumors left and right. Next thing you know, people would say that we were trying to feed you to a spider… And things could get out of hand. Besides, Raquel's scary when she's mad."

Natalie snorted. "I'm still going to tell people about it."

George grinned. "That's why we brought you here. We were hoping we could make some kind of deal with you not to talk about this…"

Natalie laughed dryly. "Never. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm leaving."

She got up and walked over to the door. She tried to open it, but it was locked. She rolled her eyes and reached for her wand. It wasn't there. She frantically grabbed at her robes.

"My wand! Where's my wand?"

She turned and saw George inspecting it.

"Nice wand."

Natalie stomped over to him and tried to grab it, but he was too tall and put it well out of her reach.

"You gotta jump for it!"

She glared at him and sat on the bed, huffing.

"You can't keep me here forever, you know,"

George stared blankly at her. "Spider," he said pointing to her shoulder.

"ACK!" She frantically tried to brush it off her, but she ended up falling off the bed.

George laughed. She huffed and glared at him again.

A/N: Yeah, I know this wasn't that long either. Sorry, but at least I updated! Yay! By the way, I'm horrible at writing romance, so… sorry… It's sucky I know. But don't worry, I'm working on it. I bought a book a few months ago that I haven't read. It's about the magic of writing. I'll get better! I swear!

About arithmancy, it sounds to me like the magical form of math. I'm actually very good at math. I hate it, but I'm good at it.

The Real Deal on Natalie and Raquel (yay! A new segment!)

Natalie is taller than Raquel!

Raquel is Mexican, Natalie is some sort of white!

Raquel has eaten cow tongue before! And she likes it!

Ultra Special Blah Blah Blah

Today at the zoo, we took a train ride. It was really short and sucky. The conductor guy said it actually ran through an exhibit, so I was pretty excited, but it turned out to be a deer exhibit. The deer were like 50 feet away from us too. Anyway, the conductor guy had a really boring monotone voice and he said stuff like this:

"Here we have the largest type of deer. Unfortunately, we don't have a male of this species. The males can get really large. Their antlers are huge. It's really quite a site to see. Unfortunately, you can't see it… Since we don't have one. But if you could see it, you'd be amazed."

It was stupid.

Anyway, review please!