Is It Love?

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

CPOV

I paced back in forth in my dressing room thinking of a way to get back at Blake. Thanks to him, apparently, I have to order some new copies of me.

Then I got an idea. I grabbed a paper and pen. I tried to write this in Sonny's handwriting, even if he never saw her handwriting. I tried dotting the "I"s with hearts, sounds like something Sonny would do, or at least Tawni, but it looked bad so I started over without hearts.

Dear Blake,

Nice try, I saw you in the halls after you said that you were going home. Why'd you lie? Does this have something to do with Chad? It doesn't matter to me. I still really like you. Meet me in the closet near the cafeteria. You'll see it, it had a sign that says "CAUTION, SMOKING HOT JANITORS HAVE BEEN IN HERE." Yeah, really weird right? Well just go in there, don't wait by the closet. You better be inside it. You'll see why, Blakey. I heart you!

Love,

Sonny Munroe (:

It was easier than I thought. This looked like Sonny could've written it. I ran it by Jeff-or-Josh, whatever his name is, he agreed with my plan. I paid him twenty bucks to do it. That might just be the best twenty bucks I've ever spent.

I strolled to the cafeteria and hid behind this huge plant. No one would be able to see me. I think I was getting good at being stealthy and spy like. There should be an episode like that.

I've been waiting two whole minutes! Ugh. Chad Dylan Cooper is not patient, nor should he have to be. Speaking of Chad, I wonder if I annoy people when I talk in third person sometimes. I don't-…

There's Blake. He's walking towards the closet all happy and excited. He's going into the closet and yes! He sat down with the door closed.

I walked over and opened the door.

"Son-wait you're not Sonny," he said confused.

"Yeah, you're right. You have no right to mess with my Chads. What kind of insanely cruel person are you? Drawing on defenseless Chads. Shame on you," I spat out.

"Wow. You have OCD with yourself."

"No one tells me I have OCD, well my mom and dad did once, but beside the point, PEACE OUT SUCKAS! AHAH!" I locked him inside the closet. Oh, yes, sweet victory! He started pounding like a fool on the door for ten minutes telling me to let him out. I went and got some pudding because I could not take the loud banging. People in the cafeteria often looked towards the loud sound coming from the closet, they were confused. Soon they just ignored it.

When I walked over to the closet again, with my pudding, of course, he was sill banging on the door. He was also crying. Ugh, no. Chad does not do tears.

"Man up, Blake. Men do not cry, especially in public."

"Well I am. I just got the worst phone call of my life." He sounded serious. I guess I should pretend I care at least.

"Oh, aw, do tell," I said sarcastically. He moaned. Then he finally started talking.

"I just found out my golden retriever, Bronze, died. He was ten years old!" He kept crying.

"Oh. How?" I asked. Wow. Was I really starting to care? Ugh, yuck. I hope not. I only care about myself, and maybe Sonny.

"H-h-h-h-he g-got hit b-b-bye a c-c-car," Blake's voice broke. This sounded sort of sad.

"I've never had a dog before. I don't like dogs, either. I shoved one once, you probably heard about that on Tween Weekly. Anyways, I am sorry to hear that." I unlocked the door. I hate feeling bad and ashamed. Stupid Chad. Apparently, I have some heart way, way deep down. He walked out with a red and blotchy face.

"Th-thanks, man. I am going home. T-tell Sonny th-that I had a great time and we can hangout another time, but I just can't be in a relationship right now."

"Alright," I felt guilty for doing this to him. I gulped.

"You got back at me real good. Sorry I snuck into your dressing room and destroyed your cut outs. It's just I like Sonny, and you were spying us. You also were acting like a selfish, spoiled, mean person, but I guess sometimes you're not. You can have Sonny, for now that is."

"Man, I don't like Sonny," I said. Even thought I think I just might.

"Yeah, sure, you don't. I know you like her. I see all the signs. Well Bye, it's been weird, but I guess fun."

"Yeah, Bye," I waved.

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