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Harry James Potter wanted to eat his chocolate cheesecake, so he took a knife and fork and screamed, "My God! A giant elephant! And it's pink! Whatever shall we do?"
Severus gave him a withering look. "You seem to be getting off topic." The topic is that Snape was walking along the trapese wire and he fell into Dumbledore's arms. "Oh Dumbledore! You saved the day!"
Ron and Hermione got bored, and decided to go play with their yoyos. Up and down, up and down the well into another land. Harry said "Oh no! A great giant chicken!" Harry was scared of chickens, ever since on bit him on the nose. His nose was bright red, but still, like a dancing statue participant who is not losing.
Harry took a sip from his big water bottle. His thirst was quenched at last.
Mr Richard was the new Transfiguration teacher because McGonagall was caught making out with Dumbledore. They were in love. Suddenly, Draco Malfoy mysteriously appeared!
"Bugger!" He shouted and went 'POP!' and turned into a ferret. Suddenly Malfoy got nailed to a moose. In the Wizarding World, this is called moosification. The moose decided to party all night at the Leaky Cauldron, where Aberforth Dumbledore was doing some nameless things with goats, beavers and assorted rodents.
Rodents are what Siri lived on when he was hiding in the cave in Hogsmeade. But now he's dead.
The pink moose fraba decided to kill Harry, but then his scar brought hi back as a faceless ugly teddy.
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