Avada Moose Dava

by Jhacas and Friends

This is an insane story that includes green sheep, a purple moose, and gasts that have been flabbered. We offer sincerest apologies.Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise belongs to us. That means HP, GwaPE and Where is the Green Sheep? and lots more

4. Yawping Stance

A/N: Yes, it true! We have updated with another chapter! Aren't you proud?

Harry Potter was dead. In his head he was dead. Well, not really. He just wanted to watch a DVD. A DVD which tasted just like moosified chicken. "Sometimes chickens attempt to invade the earth, but it never works out too well." Said Draco, when suddenly, out of nowhere, came a pink and green hippogriff! Snape screamed like a girl, while Harry ate a blue balloon and exploded into a million pieces and then said "Aventamoosefifycada".

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Ha, ha, ha." Laughed Harry. "I like to move it, move it!" Sang Dumbledore. But no one knew of the dangers that they faced. It was a pigmy puff! "Ooh…." Ron screamed. "I love Hermione!" Then Ron got jealous of himself and killed himself.

Using a giant chicken enhancer, he powered his boat through the forbidden forest. Snape danced by, did a double take, and then a giant chicken rose up out of the ground and said "Get into your Yawping Stance!" so he ate a llama to give him super llama powers and he went to the moon.