One unusually bright and sunny day, Harry Potter went into the Charms Classroom. But much to his dismay, the roof had sagged, like McGonagall's face. Draco, being the great big Nancy boy that he is, was very afraid. Nothing had ever scared him more. Suddenly, Ron burst in, holding tap dancing shoes, "I've changed my mind! I do want to tap-dance!" Snape heard him and gave him detention for being in the dangerous classroom.
Filch came in to fix the roof, but then he realized that the ceiling was very high and he couldn't fix it without magic. And of course, Filchy is a squib.
Outside, Hermione was frying ants with a magnifying glass and cackling. Lavender tried to calm her down, but Hermione just chased her. What they didn't know was that there was a mad axe-wielding murderer lurking outside the door! He was there because Dumbledore had to go to the office. Noone wanted to go with him, so he spontaneously combusted. Draco had a celebration. Harry jumped for joy and said, "By golly! I just realized I love moose fish cakes because Jesus (Praise him!) moosified Dumbledore and brought him back to life!" Dumbledore was overjoyed and went to break a hill, which has a penalty: A bad reputation and you may get raped by Hermione.
Hermy and Gilderoy were having a secret relationship and in truth, it was them who caused the roof to cave in.
After the show, which included and amazing bouncing ferret, Harry and Ron decided to go for a swim in the pool. Harry needed to go for a swim, so he did. And then Severus and Sirius started.
"To the fish bowl and beyond!" Shouted Draco and ran off and fell in the Lake but did not get eaten by the giant squid
Wow. They just keep getting stupider and stupider, don't they? By the way, throughout the fic, it will often say "Jesus (Praise him!)". This is all Jess' fault. R&R!