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Chapter 3 Girly Kiba; Being a pervert gets you nowhere.

Giggles filled the air at a spring not to far out of the village of Kohona, and that attracted perverted toad sannin. Oddly our favorite victim of Tunsade's fist was currently giving Kiba a death like stare. Of course such stares were expected when you kick the old pervert out of his favorite spot. Fortunately for Kiba, Jiraya was too busy writing down notes to really care.

"So Hinata, it's obvious who the father is, so I have another question what are you going to name them?" ,Sakura asked as she polished he scales which now covered every inch of skin except for her scalp. "Arrg! This is not what I wanted! Hey Hinata knock Kiba out of that tree and we'll introduce him to our claws."

Hinata to Kiba's horror, complied, punching the tree hard enough to shatter it. Of course without any support that meant the tree was coming down, and Kiba with it. Kiba hit the ground running only to find himself frozen in place. He watched as Hinata chanted a few words he did not recognize before feeling a strange tingling all over his body. That tingling turned to pain, causing him to instinctively clutch his stomach before causing him to pass out. Jiraya wanted to get the poor boy out of there but wanted to see what was happening to Kiba. To the old sinnin's horror the boy became thinner and more feminine looking. Then the worst thing that could happen in Jiraya's mind happened. Howling in pain Kiba screamed a womanly scream, everything that made her male were gone, including the parts needed for penetration. They were all replaced with the parts used to bear children into the world, a pair of decently sized breast, and a very womanly face. Of course Jiraya ran off in fear straight into Tunsade, it was the sound of Kiba freaking out at the sight of her new body that really horrified him. "holy shit! What kind of sick joke is this?" ,Kiba shrieked in sheer terror. Staring in horror at her assets she reached a hand into her nether regions and groped herself. 'Oh god where is it? HOLY SHIT! THAT'S NOT MINE!' Kiba thought in panic before finishing her train of thought a loud, "I'm a Woman."

Hinata and Sakura grinned with malice at their work. "What did you do to me Hinata?

Hinata grinned at her and spoke in a frighten tone, "Kiba this is a lesson for you. For peeping on Sakura and me, you shall remain a woman for a year as a punishment."

Akamaru who managed to avoid getting turned into a female laughed at Kiba. "Hey who side are you on anyways!" Kiba cried at her canine companion. Seeing her anger Akamaru whimpered a bit before nuzzling his now female owner. The dog's wet muzzle rubbing against her neck made her scratch the dog's ears. Akamaru whimpered something to Kiba only to get slapped hard by the girl. The dog was dazed for a second or two before shaking his head in confusion at his master's actions. It was at this moment that Kiba decided to shed her baggy and uncomfortable clothes and lower herself into the spring. This really worried Akumaru, what was his master becoming.

Jiraya ran over the ANBU guards and straight into Tunsade's office. "Jiraya? What the hell happened to you?" ,Tunsade questioned a bit concerned at her former teammate's behavior.

"Kiba…turned…woman. Hinata… responsible." ,Jiraya said as he gasped for air.

Tunsade rubbed her neck a bit confused at Jiraya's words until he told her everything, in full detail. That's when Tunsade snapped, and the entire village heard Jiraya's screams of terror.

Of course at the spring where the girls were Kiba was slowly discovering what a bitch Kitsune magic was. It started with a Hinata's mischievous grin, and soon after Kiba found herself with a coat of fur, a tail, and dog ears. When her nose and mouth was reshaped into a muzzle that's when she screamed in terror. "What the hell is happening to me?!" ,Kiba howled in terror. Hugging her tail to her chest she whimpered in fear, "I'm a freak. Oh god I'm a freak of nature! I'm compatible with Akamaru for crying out loud." She reared her head back and howled a haunting howl that silenced Jiraya's screams. Kiba was shaking violently, becoming a woman had made her emotions quite raw and unstable. This made Hinata and Sakura wonder if this punishment was appropriate for the crime, but knew there was no going back now. Kiba was stuck as female wolf/human hybrid for life as far a Kiba was concerned. "This is what you get for peeping on us Kiba. We'll change you back in a year provided you want to go back to your old self." ,Hinata said in a soft tone.

Kiba gave Hinata a worried look and sighed, "Yeah a year. What will happen when the village finds out?"

Hinata shrugged in reply as Sakura picked up a notepad and pen, her eye twitching madly. "ERO-SENSI! YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE PERVERT!!!" ,Sakura screamed, making the forest shake with fear.

Not exactly my best work, I know. Don't tell me the characters are OOC I know! This chapter and the one before it are for humor. I'd do what I did to Kiba, to Jiraya but I'd runaway with it. I hope I can find a place for Kiba now. I have more options. Now tell me who you want me to hook her up with for the rest of the story. Oh and chapter five will have Atuskei (Sp?) involved. I need ideas for names of the demonic versions of the attacks the group uses. I don't know much Japanese so any help will be appreciated. Dinoboy out.