A/N: Hey guys! Sorry it has been a little while since I wrote the last chapter, like normal my 'excuse' is I am busy. So anyways… enjoy!

Bella POV:

It has been a few days since Alice has tried any of her silly plans to try and get me to go shopping with her. She may be the vampire, but I am not a stupid human who is going to fall for her tricks. Since it has been a while I was starting to settle back into my usual routine and not always looking behind my back every time I thought I heard a noise.

I went home from school and started to work on my homework, unfortunately Edward could not stay the night tonight. That made me slightly sad, I missed my Edward when he wasn't with me.

After a while I went down the stairs to make dinner for Charlie and I, after that I cleaned up the dishes and went back upstairs to do my nightly routine and then head to bed.

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I woke up in the morning and got ready for school, everything seemed normal so that was good. Charlie had already left so I sat alone in the kitchen eating my breakfast, although that was normal.

Finally Edward pulled up in the silver Volvo and I put my cereal bowl in the sink, I grabbed my school bag, headed outside and got in the Volvo.

"Good morning, Bella." Said Edward

"Morning, Edward." I said contentedly.

"You sound like you are in a good mood." He chuckles.

"I am." I said brightly. "No bothering from Alice in two days."

"She's starting to block her mind again."

"Oh well, probably just something like she was planning on something stupid."

"Yea…"

The rest of the ride is silent and we get to school, Edward and I go our separate ways so we can go to homeroom class. I stop at my locker first to get some of my stuff and then head to class. I sit in my seat and wait for the announcements to come on.

What I heard nearly embarrassed me to tears, it was a recording of ME talking in my sleep!

"No…no… I want another kiss, Edward."

Then Alice's voice came on, she was talking to me while I sleep talked.

"Why do you want another kiss from Edward, Bella?"

"He's so god like, and I love him, that is why."

"Even after he left you that one time you still love him?"

"Yes."

I turn even more red as the recorded conversation continues and then finally it stops and Alice's voice comes over the speaker after a tiny little argument with the principal.

"All you had to do was come shopping with me, Bella." Chirps Alice "You can still come now before I find something else to get you to come with."

I moan and hide my head in my hands as most the class snickers. Then the principal comes on.

"Would Bella Swan and Edward Cullen please come to the office."

I quickly jumped up and ran as fast as I could to the office, on my way there I bump into Edward. He smirked just slightly.

"Is my kissing really that good, Bella?"

"Shut up."

"Alright then, Miss Grumpy."

"Well wouldn't you be grumpy if Alice did something like this to you?"

"I suppose so." Sighed Edward.

We both go to the office and Alice is sitting on a chair in front of the principals desk, despite the fact she knew she was in trouble she looked extremely proud.

"Are you going to come shopping with me now, Bella?"

"No." I said quickly.

"Awe, to bad." She said "Well at least I will get to have more fun."

"I doubt that, Miss Cullen." Says the principal "Your mother is on her way here."

"Ha! We all know it's Carlisle that gives out the worst punishments!"

"Is that so?" a voice says from the door of the office.

"Oh… uh, hi Esme." Says Alice.

"Don't you 'Hi Esme' me , Alice Cullen."

In the end Alice ended up grounded for two weeks, and not aloud to go to the shopping mall for a month. Although I doubt that is going to stop her from plotting stuff against me. Actually that will probably give her more time to think up plans on how to get me to the mall.

It would probably be a good idea for me to get plastic surgery, change my name, and then move to an entirely different continent!

Alice POV:

Now that I am grounded I will have tonnes more time to figure our what to plot next, this day just keeps on getting better and better! Also, Esme never said I couldn't shop online so I think that I will survive for the next month.

This also means I should start learning how to sing the alphabet in a new language….perhaps Brazilian. So that way Edward can't figure out a single thing that I am planning!

A/N: Sorry that chapter was short, but hey! It's an update! Lol, I wonder what Alice could be planning next?

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