A/N:Slowly starting to update things again, because I am cool like that, so here is the next chapter. Oh and credit to VanessaWolfe-303 for the idea (did I get that right?) Oh and I think it was TeamJakeward01 who gave me the idea in the last chapter. YES, I THINK IT WAS! I'm SO smart!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!

Bella POV:

Finally I could live a life of not checking behind my back every five minutes, because Alice was grounded! I'm still having trouble with school because people are laughing or snickering every five seconds about the sleep talking thing. Well who can blame me for wanting to kiss Edward? I'm sure every girl in the school must want to kiss him! How sad for them though, because Edward is mine. Gosh, that sounded like a possessive six year old.

Edward dropped me off from school, and promised he'd be back to pick me up in a few hours. Charlie wasn't home from work yet so I decided to start on supper, and cleaned the dishes from breakfast time. Charlie got home as soon as dinner was out of the oven.

"Have a good day, Bells?" he asked, as he put his gear away.

"Yea. Did you have a good day at work?"

"Same as any other day."

"That's cool." I said.

He nodded his head and I put dinner on the table. We ate in silence, but that's not unusual for us.

"That was good, Bells." said Charlie. "Just like any other day."

"Thanks."

I took the dishes from the table and safely deposited them into the sink, I washed and dried them and put them away. Kitchen was cleaned so all I had left to do was homework.

"Hey dad, I'm doing my homework and then Edward is coming to pick me up in a little bit so I can go hang out at the Cullen's."

"It's a school night."

"I'll be back by a reasonable hour, dad!"

"Fine." he grumbled, and turned back to the TV.

I rolled my eyes and headed up the stairs to my room. Charlie could be annoying sometimes, especially when it comes to the topic of Edward. I completed my homework and I soon heard the soft purr of the Volvo's engine.

I ran down the stairs, only tripping two times and flew out the door. Edward laughed when he saw me.

"Excited much?"

"What?" I asked.

"You forgot your sweater and your boots, Bella."

I turned tomato red and ran back inside the house and ran back out again with my stuff.

"That's better." said Edward.

I smiled. "So how's Alice?"

"Well, besides singing her XYZ's. She seems okay."

"Probably shopping online."

"Yea." said Edward "Typical Alice."

"Mhm."

We both got into the Volvo and sped off towards the Cullens place. The small silver cell phone I had in my pocket vibrated. Stupid Alice making me take worthless technology I don't even want. (a/n: LE GASP! Cell phone's are like some of the best things EVER! Bad Bella.)

I answered the phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Bella. It's Angela."

"Oh! Hi!"

"Are you anywhere near a computer at the moment?" asked Angela.

"No…why?"

"There's something you might want to see."

"Okay, um, just one moment."

"Okay."

I looked over to Edward. "Can I use a computer when we get to your place?"

"Sure." said Edward.

I went back to speaking to Angela. "I can get to a computer soon."

"Alright." she said, and listed all the websites I should go to.

We said our goodbyes and hung up. I couldn't help but to wonder what was on those websites that had to do with me. We got to the Cullen's place and I went on Emmett's laptop. I quickly typed in one of the sites and screamed in horror.

Alice POV:

Bella must have a very strong set of lungs because that scream was AMAZING! She'll definitely come shopping with me now because I can do much worse than what I just did. I was sitting in my room still, like I was suppose to and waited for someone to yell 'ALICE CULLEN'

Sometimes my name does get overused in this household, and so does Emmett's. We'll have to join forces sometime…

"ALICE CULLEN!" yelled Esme.

"YES, THAT IS MY NAME, ESME!" I called back.

"GET DOWN THE STAIRS YOUNG LADY!"

I'm not young…not mentally anyways.

I ran down the stairs with my amazing vampire speed and looked to 3 angry vampires and one very pissed off human. I would say poor Bella, but she won't come shopping with me so she won't get my sympathy.

"Why did you take pictures of Bella, edit them to make them look weird and funny, then post them on the internet?" demanded Edward.

"Simple, another one of my plots to get her to come shopping with me."

"I am NOT going shopping with you, Alice!" said Bella.

"Then I'll make your life even worse than it is now." I said "Being the laughing stalk at school can't be the worst thing."

"Yes, it can be." said Bella.

"Oh, there is worse. Trust me."

Edward growled and Carlisle cleared his throat. "Alice, this is getting way out of control. Add another week onto your grounding, no laptop, and no Porsche."

"NO PORSCHE?!" I screamed.

"Yes, you heard him right." said Esme.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT THOUGH!"

"Yes, I can. I just did too." said Carlisle.

I gave an enraged scream and ran back to my room.

Bella must suffer.

She will too.

Shopping can save her though…

Bella POV:

If I wasn't a laughing stalk at school already, I sure am going to be now. I had a mustache and GIANT zits on my face for crying out loud.

Alice isn't going to get me to go shopping with her…

NEVER!

A/N: Alright, well I hope that you guys liked that chapter. I found it rather entertaining to write, and it's adding to my already hyper mood. If you're ever wondering…I'm always hyper. Unless I'm sad. Most the time though, I am HYPER. Coz I'm kewl like that (HAHAHAHAHA PAM, LOL KEWL LIKE THAT, EH?!) So yea, Peace out Homies (tee hee. Gangsta Dee, Pam. Lol. I was SOOO working that hoodie)

Okay, I apologize for my randomness…

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