Hunter was dressed as a medieval pirate. He sighed. "Remind me again why I approved to do this…" he mumbled.

"Well, I said that if you didn't do it, I would tell Stephanie that your gay and you kissed me." Said Jeff smirking.

"Damn you…" Triple H said. "Okay, so let's get this crap over with…"

"Ok…" said Jeff. "AAAANNNDDD ACTION!"

"ANNNNDD CUT! Wait, Jeff! We don't even have scripts!!" said Shawn.

"Well, you were supposed to buy a Snickers Bar! Where is it at Shawn?!" said Jeff.

"In my…um, Stomach…"

"You idiot!"

Maria spoke up. "Yeah! Now you get to go back to Seven-Eleven and buy two more!"

"Wait. Why two?" asked Jeff and Hunter.

"Just incase he eats one more! Or even maybe the WHOLE store!"

"Ohhh. Now that you put it that way, I'll go instead…" said Hunter.

"STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER!" said Shawn. "YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME!"

"No Shawn! You can't come! It's going to start too much chaos!" Said Hunter. "Damn I feel like Marge from The Simpsons." He mumbled which Shawn caught.

"Ohh! Yay! Were playing the Simpsons?! I want to be Apu!" Said Shawn. "Hello people welcome to the Quick-E-Mart!" said Shawn with his horrible Apu accent.

"Ohh ohh! I wanna be Lisa!" Said Maria. "Whose going to be Bart?! Wait I wanna be Bart! Even though he's a guy I mean he seems really cool and I--."

"GUYS!! Were off track! Now Maria, can I trust you and Hunter and Matt to take care of Shawn? And if he needs a stroller, there's one in my house! Ask Matt where it is just in case Shawn needs it!" Said Jeff.

"HEY!" said Shawn. "I DO NOT NEED A STROLLER! I NEED A WAGON!"

"And don't forget the blanket…" said Hunter.

"Why the blanket?"

"Sometimes he falls asleep and he um…well, he 'wets the bed…'" Said Hunter.

"How do you know that?"

"Because, we are DX. He is my tag-team partner. He does things you could never imagine him doing. And don't ask me how I know that." Said Triple H.

"Much obliged." Everyone said.

"OK. Let's go kids…" Said Hunter. "We'll be back in a few Jeff."

"Yeah." Said Shawn. "Unless you wanna come with us t—"

"NO!" Everyone shouted at the same time.

"Aw really guys? I would LOVE to come!" Said Jeff.

"Damnit Shawn!" said a really pissed off-Hunter.

"HeHe. This is going to be fun…"

&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~

"NO JEFF! WE'RE ONLY HERE TO GET SNICKERS NOT THE WHOLE STORE!" said Hunter.

"Aw, but Itchweeed is in the mood for everything!" Shouted Jeff.

"Itchweeed?" said Triple H.

"Yeah. He calls himself that from The Hardy Show." Said Matt.

"How'd he get the name?"

"Don't ask…" Matt said. "No Jeff. Put down that glass vase! No Jeff!" Just then, Jeff dropped it.

"Oppsees!" Said Jeff as he continued on going to the magazine section.

"You brake, you buy." Said the worker.

"Damn. How much?" said Matt going through his wallet.

"Fifty."

"FIFTY?!"

"Just for wasting three seconds of my life, it's one-hundred."

Matt sighed. "I only have fifty." He thought for a moment. "Hunter?"

"What? Don't look at me! I only have…" he said counting his money. "two-hundred…" He whispered as he continued to look at Playboy Magazine's. "WOW. I didn't know Maria was on the cover of this issue of Playboy?"

Matt raised up an eyebrow. "And how many of those issues do you have?"

"About…Hm, let's say, more than what your worth." Said Hunter smirking.

"Buuurr--!"

"Shawn, if you say burn one more time, I'm going to hurt you."

"Sorry…"

"Anyways, Hunter, don't you have a wife?" asked Matt.

"Mhm." He said. "It was weird because last week Candice was on the cover and now Maria. Hm. Odd."

"Okay?" said Matt.

Just then Jeff came back with a three handful bags of Skittles and a WWE Magazine. "Hey Matty! Can you pweety pwease buy this for me?"

"OH hell no. I had to pay fifty bucks for some vase you broke!"

"Aw, c'mon? With a cherry on top?" said Jeff.

"NO." said Matt.

"Hm…With two cherries on top?"

"No."

"How about three?"

"NOO…" Now Matt was starting to get annoyed.

"Four cherries?"

"NO!"

"Five cherries?"

"FOR CRYING OUT FREAKING LOUD! NO!"

"Six?"

"NO!!!!"

"Six in a half?"

"I don't care if it's seven, eight, heck ten, I am not buying all of that!"

&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~&*~

"I Can't believe I bought all of that…" said Matt.

"I love you Matty so vewy m--." Said Jeff before Matt interrupted him.

"oh don't give me that crap."

"Okay…"

"Now let's go finish your stupid commercial." Said Matt.

"Wait. I walked into Seven-eleven dressed up as a gay-ass pirate and nobody reminded me?!?!" Triple H asked.

"Nope. Now I'm not the only weird one here…" said Jeff.