This is the birthday of Pein... a request from my good friend Mephiles.
If you want a character then ask, i mean ANY one... I am already doing Ichiruka and Killer Bee!
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To Mephiles : as this is your request, please review! I don't care if you reviewed the first chapter of something... it is exepected of you to review the rest as well!!
To Mephiles (Again) : Fix Pantasmagoria and add the Naruto stuff I pointed out, post it. (I will help if you need it)
To Beelzeboss and Mephiles: TOBI IS REAL, ( HE MIGHT BE LIKE A JINCHURIKI AND MADARA IS THE DEMON INSIDE.) TOBI IS REAL!
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Happy Birthday Pein
"Happy birthday my Lord, I got you something." Konan said in an excited voice.
Now you may be wondering how a being known as a god can have a birthday, well it's very simple: he just can.
Konan then placed a box in front of Pein and summoned the other members of Akatsuki, and told them that they had one hour to get their leader a birthday present.
Zetsu sank into the floor, his two sides muttering to themselves about what to get. The others all slowly walk out of the base and into the rain lashed town.
If you were to look at Amegakure you would think it was just an industrial village, but you would be dead wrong. On closer investigation you would see a village this despite good amounts of rain has no flora of any variety.
Deidara decides to buy the leader something beautiful and artistic, and so he searches the town trying to find the best gift. Tobi mainly followed Deidara around until he saw a kitten.
Kakuzu (Who was reanimated by the power of greed: when Tobi tried to touch Kakuzus money he came back to life to protect his possessions.), just put money in an envelope and when to watch Hidan try to manage without his body.
Hidan (or his severed head, for my less frequent readers) was on his bedside table, trying with all the hope in the world, to scratch an itch on his right ear lobe. He had relied on Tobi to do the jobs that his body would normally have done, but Tobi had forgot him.
"It's your own fault that your body was blown up. If you admit that and beg I will give you a new body." The greedy reanimated Kakuzu said.
Hidan being too stubborn to ask for help said that he was fine, and told Kakuzu to take some of the money under his pillow and give it to the leader; Kakuzu took all the money in the room, Hidans' pillows, mattress and curtains.
Kisame and Itachi walked all the way to Konoha, grabbed Naruto, tied him up and asked him some questions; they then bribed him with ramen.
Deidara had finally found the art shop he was looking for. Smooth, transparent clay from his original village, he would create an amazing statue for his leader. After ten minutes he had created a life size statue of the silhouette of the leader. Tobi walked into the room, knocked it over and then started to apologize.
"Sorry Deidara-sempai, I was distracted by the window. What were you making?"
"It was going to be a statue."
"That's a good idea; I'm going to do that too."
Tobi then ran into his room and shut the door.
Konan sent paper planes to the members, telling them all to come to the main hall. Everyone assembled and waited, Pein stepped out of the shadows and showed the rest of the Akatsuki his real form, and then the rest of his forms.
"What! There's six of him! I'm not paying money to all six." Kakuzu said in a very disgruntled tone.
"Bring forth our gifts!" The Peins said in a synchronized harmony.
Kakuzu threw two envelopes in front of the closest Pein, on them it said, 'from Kakuzu' and 'from the head.'
"Wow, money… WHY… I own this village, and the rest of the stuff I make you pay for anyway!"
"What! I thought that Akatsuki needed money!"
"Well, yes but if it comes from its own members it does not help in any way." The Peins explained simultaneously.
Deidara gave Pein the statue, but the Peins said that it was a waste as there was already six of him, and that they did not need anymore.
Konan gave the box to one of the Peins, it opened it, inside was a magnificent paper flame. The flame was able to move if held right, Pein(s) enjoyed this.
Tobi gave the Pein closest to him a sock puppet: the puppet was decorated to look like Pein. Pein was so happy to receive this present; he never took it off again.
Pein then whispered, "Madara, you must also give me a present."
Tobi then changed personalities to that of Madaras', "That's from both of us!"
"So I was right to act like it was the best thing in the world."
"Yes, or I would have killed you."
Tobi then took over again, "KITTIES!!" he yelled in Peins ear.
Itachi and Kisame threw a large sack in front of the group, the sack was moving.
"We think that you will enjoy it, more than that sock."
"What how could we enjoy anything more than Fluffy…"
"Trust us."
They opened the sack and out came the seventh tailed Bijuu.
"Well it is close, but Fluffy can do this: MWam, MWWA, WAM, HO HO HO."
" I'm leaving no-." The nearly blind Uchiha said as he walked into the wall.
Zetsu Sank out of the roof and landed in front of everyone.
"Here, we think that this will be useful."
Zetsu handed a Pein a black book, the book seemed to radiate an evil aura and the book was dripping blood. On the spine there was the title, the source of the blood, the book was bleeding. It was called: 83674 torture techniques.
"How will this help me, we are the mighty Pein."
"It scans the holders DNA and finds their worst fears and uses that to select the types of torture. Where ever the book is opened it will project that scenario into your mind, NO ONE CAN BLOCK IT OUT!"
Pein opens the book on a random page, it read; imagine a lush green field, beautiful and tranquil. You are having a day off with you evil organization, you fall asleep. When you wake up, you are chained to a wall and in front of you is Orochimaru, wearing nothing but a transparent thong, backwards.
The Peins all collapsed on the floor, crying and vomiting up blood.
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anyway N-W out for now... see you soon. (Yes, a can see everyone who reads my stories... its called imagination.)
P.S don't you want that book, it's better than the Death Note book.