Wow I have been away from most of my fics for ages...
This is for Luna2986 and her friend... Thanks to everyone who reviews this...
If you have a request, tell me in a review and ill do it.
Happy Birthday Deidara
The Akatsuki artist was acting nicely to everyone for the last month. Everyone except for Tobi found it creepy and wanted him to go back to normal. They all decided that someone should ask him what was wrong.
"Okay, we draw straws. Does anyone have any?"
Zetsu holds out his hand, there is a cluster of differently cut straws. The group all stare at him strangely.
"What, I always thought that I might end up in a situation like this, so I came prepared."
They drew, Pein gets the smallest, Zetsu and Kakuzu were still busy explaining to Tobi that you must take a straw and not physically draw one on paper.
After everyone had their straw they all stared at each other, waiting for someone to say that they got the smallest.
"Tobi, come here for a second." They walk off into the dark.
"Yes, Pain."
"Here take this straw."
"No!"
"Give me that straw!"
THWACK!
"Itachi, come over here for a second."
A crying scream was heard a second later.
"Okay, never mind, Kakuzu come here."
"I will pay you if we can swap straws."
"Sure, I am awesome; I always find a way to get a profit."
Kakuzu set off to do his duty.
"Hey Deidara, why are you so kind lately?"
"Well it's my birthday in two days, and I want everyone to get me presents."
"Oh, okay, bye."
A few minutes later he told everyone else, they all decided that they should get him something as well.
The fated day arrived and everyone had gathered around the breakfast table. There was a big cake in the center, a happy birthday flag and everyone was holding party hats. When Deidara sat down: Tobi, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kisame, Konan and Pein put on the party hats. They all turned to Zetsu and Itachi who just threw theirs on the floor.
"It won't fit." The floral man replied.
Itachi just stared at them until they gave in.
"Fine you don't have to wear the hat!"
"Here Deidara I got this for you." Kisame said as he handed Deidara a big box.
"I'm an artist, not a guitarist."
"Well it's that thought that counts."
"…if you say so."
"Here Deidara I got this for you." Zetsu said as he smirked at Kisame.
"I'm a sculpture maker, not a painter."
"Well then you do not want to open mine either." Hidan and Kakuzu said synchronized.
Pein and Konan pushed their present under the tabel so that it would not be seen. Tobi ruined that plan by grabbing it from under the table and yelling loudly that Deidara should open that one next.
Tobi was the last to give Deidara a gift, he had already received a guitar, several dozen cans of paint and paint brushes and he had gotten a Tsukuyomi from Itachi that showed Deidara what it would have been like if he had managed to capture Naruto. He had also received dancing gear from Konan and Pein.
"Here Deidara I got this for you, I don't know if you will like it, but I made it."
Tobi handed Deidara a badly made macaroni picture of Deidara and Tobi, with the words 'Best Friends' written above them.
"Wow, a badly made macaroni picture is the best present I have gotten today… I'm just going to lock myself in my room now."
Once inside his room, he opened his cupboard, lifted a secret bottom part, pulled out a locked metal box, unlocked it, and put Tobis' picture in.
"Thanks Tobi, you are my one true friend." He said to himself as he started to cry tears of happiness.
Yay! Another chapter done... maybe i can get back to my other stories... I really need to get back into the habit of writing... although with the chaotic year I'm in, thats going to be really hard....
If you want a characters birthday, tell me in a review and I'll do it.