Dear Brothers, Sisters, Mom and Dad,
You won't believe the week I've had!
Yep, such a crazy week I've had!
Some bits I really shouldn't add,
Or else I'll make the Colonel mad;
And other bits, without a doubt
The censor's blade will cut them out.
As Newkirk's sitting next to me,
I'll have to write this quietly…
~0~
Now listen, mate!
Please get this straight!
I'm trying hard to concentrate
On what my dear old mum has said,
But hear you rambling on instead.
You've said out loud each bleedin' word,
Yes, every single one, I've heard.
Shut up…don't say a dicky bird!
~0~
Oh…Sorry…it's a family habit;
My cousin shares it…Angry Rabbit…
You know…with cotton tail and thorn?
Aunt Em and Uncle Hank's first born?
Before my cousin May was born,
And then…
…that's really quite a glare;
I'll write my letter over there…
I'm going, Newkirk, over there…
~0~
Oh good, I think the penny's dropped;
The ceaseless background noise has stopped…
~0~
Oh yes, oh yes, boys and girls! The 2023 PBAs are kicking off. We are finalizing the final list and it will be posted soon. We have stories, we have memes, we have fanart, and more! Keep an eye on the forums for more information. If you have any stories, art, videos, etc. posted on other platforms, please let us know by February 1st so that they can be included on the list! Once the list is posted, please review it to make sure your stories are in the right category (we've been contacting people, but just in case we missed someone!)