Chapter two: FIIIGHT!

"Sami?" Garnet shook her, "You awake?"

"Mangina!" Sami sat up.

"Yep, she's awake." Chibi shook her head.

"Any reason you're waking us up?" Livi asked, yawning. "I want to sleep!"

Chibi went into her bag, taking out whipped cream and feathers. She set the items down, and then cleared her throat. "We're going to play our first prank on the guys! The classic, yet awesome whipped cream-in-face trick."

"Sweetness!" Sami clapped. "Can we hit them with pads, too?"

"…. What?" Nebu stared.

"We c—"

"Ok Sami, we get the idea." Chibi threw a pillow at her.

"On with the mission!" Tenn stood up. "Let's go!"

"How much do you bet Sasori and Deidara share a bed?" Chibi paused in thought.

"Shut up…. But they probably do," Rachel shrugged. "C'mon, let's go in. I wanna hit them with whipped cream."

The rest of girls nodded, going in. The first person they saw was Tobi, who was on the floor, fast asleep, a plushie orange. The girls stared.

"Is there a reason he's not in a bed?" Garnet asked, poking him with her foot.

"Because he's FRUUUITY!" Chibi laughed.

"Or someone kicked him off his bed," Garnet broke in. "Come on, let's just split into groups and throw whipped cream in their faces."

The girls nodded and went off.

Ayumi, Livi, and Garnet went off to Itachi's room, holding a red feather and their own can of whipped cream. Livi put the whipped cream on his hand, and Ayumi tickled him with the feather.

One… two…. SMACK. The whipped cream nailed Itachi right in the face. He sat, staring at the girls. "Get out."
"Whhhhy?" Ayumi whined, clinging to his arm. "It was just for fun!"

"LEAVE!"

Nebu, Tenn and Chibi went off to Sasori's room. Chibi nearly used the whole can of Whipped cream, but Nebu smacked it away. "My god, save some of it!"

Chibi sighed, shaking her head as Tenn used the feather, and…. SMAACK.

Sasori shot up, shaking the whipped cream from his hair. He wiped the whipped cream off his face, and glanced at the three girls. "Get out before I kill you."

Sami was brave enough to go alone. She went to Hidan's room, put whipped cream on his hand…. And you know the rest.

"THE FUCKING HELL?! WHAT BITCH JUST DID THAT?!" Hidan hissed, glancing around. He then saw Sami staring at him.

"I WUV YOU."

Hidan twitched, getting up. "GET THE HELL OUT!"

"RUUUUN!"

Sami dashed towards the door, the other girls following. As Chibi just got near the door, she tripped.

"Go on without me! Save yourselves!"

"… ok," Sami walked out.

Nebu sighed, dragging Chibi by the arm back into the girl's bunk.

"That didn't go to well. I didn't even get a turn!" Rachel whined.

"Blame Hidan," Garnet shrugged. "He chased us out…"

"But we still did a good job!" Sami cheered. "Let's celebrate with a pad fight!"

All the girls stared. A cricket chirped in a background.

Soon, the girls were throwing said items at each other. No body knows how much sugar made them do this…. But, somehow Kisame found in necessary to enter the bunk.

"What the….?"

"Hi Popsicle man!" Sami waved, getting hit.

Kisame blinked again, but coughed. "What the hell are you doing?"

Chibi threw a pad at him, which landed in his cloak. "That. We're bored… and crap."

Kisame turned around to leave, freaked out. The whole Akatsuki was awake (thanks to Hidan) so they stared at Kisame while he entered. As he turned around to shut the door, the pad fell out his cloak.

"Kisame…" Itachi started. "What the hell is THAT?"

He stared, trying to find a half-decent explanation.

"You're sick, un." Deidara stood up, and went back to bed.

"You sicken me…"

"Pervert."

"You really ARE attracted to blood!"

Keep going! There's still Chapter 3!