Chapter 3:

"I quit!"

The lifegaurds glanced at Itachi who had just entered, sitting down.

"You... quit?" One spit out. "Itachi, you were doing fantastic."

"No, I wasn't. They didn't actually drown," He replied, shaking his head in disgust.

"They... wait... what?" Kisame raised an eyebrow, "Explain clearly."

"I overheard the girls earlier." Itachi looked up."

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"Ok, who's gonna fake drown first?" Ayumi asked. "I got first last time, so..."

"Me!" Nebu raised her hand. "I wanna go."

"So," Chibi yawned, "When do you think he'll find out we faked drowned just to get CPR from him?"

"As long as we keep up a good facade, not for a while."

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Each lifeguard stared, jaw dropped. Finally, Kisame caught his breath and spoke.

"Who's going to be our new lifegaurd, then?"

"First person who steps in the room." Itachi sat down. As soon as that was said, Deidara walked in.

"You!" A lifeguard pointed, "You're our new lifeguard."

"... say what?"

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"Did you hear?"

"Hm?"

"That blonde cutie... Deidara, I think. He's our new lifeguard!"

Nebu nearly spit her water out, staring. All the girls at the bench dropped thier waterbottles in shock.

And then...

"HELL YES!"

Soon after that, the CIT jobs were being offered. Everyone took thier slips, filled out the jobs and were assinged to thier area after lunch.

"Aaah, lunch!" Livi clapped. "I'm hungry. I wonder what the food will be like."

"Good, I hope." Mandi shrugged. "But, oh well. Let's eat!"

Nebu and Kabuto grabbed thier plates, and went up to get thier food. On Nebu's way back, she nearly dropped her tray. In shock, horror, and was ready to have a laugh attack. Orochimaru. Hairnet. Apron. And even better, holding a ladle.

Kabuto almost choked on his spit, and nearly burst out laughing. "What th... the... hell?"

"Laugh and I'll kill you." Orochimaru hissed.

"Did... you..." Nebu glanced back, and burst out laughing.

The rest of the Akatsuki had seen it, too. And Sasori got a HUGE kick out of it. Itachi just stood there in shock. If possible, he would of burst out laughing. But that would be out of character.

"Wow," Kakuzu blinked. "It surprises me how he even considered wearing that."

Chibi nodded. "It's perfect blackmail, though."

"And," Naruto snorted, "Sasuke's our janitor. Now THAT'S perfect!"

Everyone nodded and continued to eat.

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"YES!" The girls squealed. "Swim time! Finally!"

Itachi sighed, knowing they'd pull the same trick on Deidara. Poor, poor Deidara... well, that's what Itachi thought.

'Time to put the plan in action,' Each girl thought, grinning.

Oh, how this was gonna be fun!

As the girls came out in skimpy bakinis, they sat far from Deidara so he wouldn't hear their plans.

"Ho...ly..." Deidara stared. "They like me a LOT, un!"

Sasori stared, speechless.

"Ok, who's going first?" Rachel asked.

An onslaught of "MEMEME!" and "Like hell, bitch! I'm going first!"

The only way to decide? Of course. Rock, paper, sisscors. It left Sami and Nebu on a one-on-one.

"Rock..."

"Paper..."

"Sisscors..."

"SHOOT!"

"Hah!" Sami struck a pose. "I'm going first!"

"Shut up," Tenn whispered. "Don't let him hear you!"

Garnet nodded, grinning. She suddenly began to like the outdoors a lot more.

A good thirty minutes later, Sami, Nebu, Tenn, Livi and Garnet had gotten CPR from Deidara. Sasori was twitching violently, and began making a kill list.

"I think you're going a tad bit too far," Kisame sat near him, "Killing the poor girls? Come on; you're more reasonable then that."

"Shut up or this pencil's going through your eye."

"..."

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Nightfall eventally came. And, it was the night everyone waited for. Karoke night.

"We're doing duets," Pein cleared his throat, "And Nebu, Chibi and Sami already sorted everything out. You're allowed to choose songs, but some songs were... nessecary for them to sing."

Nebu shot a smirk at Sasori and Deidara.

"Let's began, shall we?"

That's it you guys! Wait till next week! Then we'll have chapter 4 up!