Somewhere above the many voices that previously occupied Tom Riddle's head, Remus looked at Sirius. "If I wasn't dead all ready I would kill myself," he whined, watching them fail at dying Bunny's hair.
Sirius winced. "I know what you mean."
Voldemort sneered, turning to Luca. "Was it good for you?"
Severus Snape sighed. "Fuck. Someone tell me I didn't get spontaneously pregnant again."
Luca sighed. "God damn!" he cried. "I'm pregnant!"
Voldemort blinked. "Is that incest? Because technically we were created by the same person."
Luca looked thoughtful. "No," he said after a moment. "It's like. If you believe God created everyone, then it's kinda incestuous, but not really."
Voldemort didn't understand. He nodded. "Makes sense." It didn't.
Luca smiled. It faded. "Shit! I'm pregnant!"
"Oh! Crispy Oats!"
"Happy Farms Butter co, how may I help you?" Lucius answered the phone.
"Lucius?" Tom said into the other line.
"Oh sorry, repressed memory coming through there."
"Does that happen often?"
"No, but it might randomly pop up sometimes because it might be amusing to some screwed up people."
"I see that, now Lucius I-"
"No daddy no! Not the oregano!"
The 6 inch tall man decided he needed a name because it took too much work to repeatedly say "the 6 inch tall man" now that he has appeared more than once. He stood atop his flying duck, his hands on his hips, and he proudly shouted:
"I am Froderick!"
Simultaneously Fred, George, Tom, Draco, and Yero's waters broke. Because of a sudden, odd burst of people in St. Mungo's, all five found themselves occupying the same room with their spouses.
After a ridiculously long time that I do not feel like writing, Draco and Harry held Paris, a beautiful baby it.
Fred and George held each others, red haired twins girls Elaina and Iris.
Tom handed Lucius their baby boy named Cameron.
Yero poked the green YY baby they had somehow conceived. Fabala shrugged. "Liir?" He shrugged back.
6 MONTHS LATER
Due to another extremely odd and pointless rush of people, Henry, Bunny, Lucius, Luca and Severus all found themselves in the same room. Eventually, they all had babies.
Henry smiled, passing Janie to Fido who cooed at her affectionately.
Bunny almost threw Shuichi, their little boy, at Archibald, but Archie stopped him.
Lucius was holding Cameron and handed their slightly green YY baby named Rosie to Tom.
Luca and Voldemort were cooing over Bavmorda.
Severus sighed, holding Zade in his arms. "Why do I have the feeling this is the pointless intro into a fic of Reasons, in which I all ready have a baby named Zade?" he glared.
Somewhere, Reasons for Laughing was cackling, knowing that Zade really was entirely for her newly planned fic.
Bunny eyed his new pets excitedly, an entire herd of ostriches.
"I'm going to name them Alfredo."
"All of them?" Archibald asked.
"Yes."
Everyone blinked.
"Well except that one," Bunny pointed at a particularly unattractive ostrich with odd purple feathers, "I'm naming that one Voldemort."
"You can't name an ostrich after me!" Voldemort protested.
Just then, Froderick came flying by on his duck, which now clutched little baby Shuichi crying "I stole the baby!"
THE END!
Needle: Well, we successfully completed the sequel, and eventually, I learned how to spell sequel, next time, I'm going to tackle "eventually"
Reasons: And maybe punctuation, too. Won't that be fun?...Wait, that's the end? THAT'S the END? What the fuck? There. Now it's 'M' entirely for my shitty language. And I was planning to put a crack in about Vegeta-Sei. . Wow. Let's not. Hope you enjoyed. No, actually, I hope you stopped reading at chapter…hell, I hope you never found this. Have a nice life!
Needle: And remember, eat your happy farms butter!
NOTE: No animals or fiction characters were hurt during the making of this fic. This fic has no association with Reasons for Laughing. Good day.