Ok, So here it is...The answer to the question. WHY THE HELL DOES EDDY HAVE ALL THAT GIRLY STUFF!? Later in the chapter. :)

So I woke up in the morning, and sighed when I remembered that Edward went hunting. He had, once again, left a note on my pillow.

Bella, it said.

I was going to wake you when I left, but you were talking in your sleep, and smiling too. You said, "Cream Eddy Vanilla Want" over and over. It was interesting. Don't hurt yourself while I'm gone!

Your Luvey Dovey Boy

Edwardo.

I stared curiously. What had I dreamed last night? I was eating ice cream, and Eddy was watching me. Which reminded me, I really did crave some of that ice cream...

I walked downstairs, and saw none other than Alice sitting at my kitchen table. Oh no...I groaned inwardly.

"Alice, what are you doing here?"I asked quickly, grimacing.

She smiled and responded. "Well...Edward wanted me to make sure you didn't do something clumsy and stupid."

"Please tell me it's not barbie-day today."I moaned.

She laughed quietly. "No, no. You just do whatever you want. I'm just going to accompany you. So what's first?"

"Uhm..."As I deliberated over this, my stomach growled. Alice stared at it with something almost like fear.

"Bella, you just grumbled,"she whispered, as if it was an embarrassing secret.

"Yeah, let's go to the store first."I decided. Alice laughed louder than before, ending with a roll of her eyes and she muttered, "What for? Breakfast or 'Cream Eddy Vanilla Want'?"

Heat rushed to my cheeks, turning them pink. "He told you about that?"I mumbled.

She smiled and led me out to where Emmett's jeep was. I could see a dark shadow inside. I groaned. "You didn't tell me Emmett was coming." We made our way to the Jeep, and I scooted in.

Emmett turned around from the passenger seat, smiling, and replied to my just spoken sentence. "She never told you I wasn't. So, where are we going?"

I sighed and grimaced. It would be much more...interesting, or annoying, when Emmett was there. "The store."

"Yee-hee!"Emmett clapped his hands like a little girl. Suddenly we were there; I didn't notice that we had even moved...

We went through the store, Emmett obedient (meaning quiet) for once, until Aisle 11.

He sighed. "I'm bored. And I noticed you don't have any grizzly bears here...or blood. I hope they realize that there are thirsty vampires that live around here,"he said loudly.

A few people turned their heads to stare at him. I smiled convincingly, silently cursing Emmett. "Silly Emmett, and your TV shows..."

"Emmett!"Alice whispered accusingly. "Don't be so stupid."

"Well, I was just saying the truth...I mean, you'd be a lot happier if they sold blood here, right Bella? Then Edward could be here, instead of out hunting."

"SHUT UP EMMETT!!!"Alice and I both screamed at the same time. He puffed out his lower lip, and made sad puppy-dog eyes, purposely making his lower lip tremble. I rolled my eyes and we quickly went to the frozen stuff.

I stopped suddenly. "Where's Emmett?"I asked Alice exasperatedly. She shrugged at me, a growl rumbling in her chest.

"Why didn't you see this coming?!"I asked her.

"Why Didn't you see YOUR MOM coming?!"Alice retorted. "Oh burn..."

Then Emmett was back, looking quite pleased with himself.

"Emmett, what did you do?"Alice sighed.

"When I tell--"I started.

He held out a box of vanilla ice cream at me, smiling brilliantly. I quickly snatched it and said, "I didn't see a thing."

I bought 4 more things of ice cream and we went back home.

So the next day, when Eddy came home at about lunchtime, I was stuffing myself with "Cream Eddy Vanilla Want".

And he asked me, "Is that cream Eddy Vanilla Want?" I nodded. I finished that box and threw it in the general direction of the trash, not really caring when it rolled to the ground.

Edward chuckled and took me, running, to his house. We went into his room. When I stepped on his carpet, I remembered.

"Eddy. It may be personal, but...umm..." I didn't know how to ask him, so I lifted up the carpet and the little compartment with the Emo phase stuff in it.

He blinked. "Again? EMMETT!!!!!"

"Huh?"I was sooo confused.

"Emmett put those in there like a long time ago. I took them out, but I guess he put them back. I should have known...It was disgusting to even touch it all, and don't even ask me where EMMETT got them!"

This explanation gave me more perverted questions than answers. I was really sad though, because..."Does this mean you never went through a rebellious emo phase, cutting yourself because you didn't have a girlfriend and wearing black?"

He looked at me strangely, and shook his head unsure-like. I pouted.

"Would it make you feel better if I became emo for a while?"he asked reluctantly. I nodded vigorously.

"Ok. Starting tomorrow at school!"he announced before falling over onto the floor cuz he likes to do that.

...What?

...Why are you still here?

...WHAT??!?!?!!?

"The End."Emmett whispered.

Ok, they're gone now. Good.