Edward becomes EMO!!! OMG!!!!!

If anyone has ideas for this story, please tell me!!!! I want to continue, but I'm just not very...creative:)

Edward's POV-

So, like, I like walked like to like school. That like is like what like emos like say, right? "like"? No, that's preps, sorry.

So, I walked to school. But I don't walk to school!!! Oh yeah...So I drove Bella to school in my newly-black-painted Volvo, listening to emo songs...

"I must be Emo.

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem. The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween. I have no real problems but I like to make believe. I stole my sister's mascara, now I'm grounded for a week."

Yes. So I got out of the car, wondering about how Alice didn't really have mascara, did she? Everyone looked at me...I had on tight black pants, a black shirt with a bleeding heart on it and a black jacket over; I had black eyeliner on, and black lipstick. And I somehow grew my hair out overnight and dyed it black; It was in the emo over-your-eyes-and-you-have-to-flip-your-head-over-and-over hair.

Bella stared at me. No one could stop laughing. A quiet growl came in my little round thingy under my head.
But no one heard, cause they were all laughing.

"WHAT??!"I asked.

"You...look...funny!!!"Some random dude told me through his laughing.

"YOUR MOM LOOKS FUNNY!!!!"I screamed. Then they were all quiet, and that random kid fainted, and then someone else showed me a picture of his ugly mom, and that was why he fainted. Oops. I shrugged and walked into the SCHOOL OF DOOM. --doom- -doom--

"Mooo-AHAHAHA!!!"a random teacher laughed. I sat in the corner of the classroom, trying to slit my wrist. Down the road, not across it...I repeated this tip in my mind.

"Ugh."I said in an emo way. My wrists would not slit!!! Urgh.

"Mr. Cullen, would you answer the question?"

"Would your mom answer the question?"I said in a dark, emo way.

At lunch, I got a pizza and took out my nailpolish to paint it black. I put fake eyes and emo-hair on the pizza and named it "Jo Mama".

"You're the only one who gets me..."I said emo-ly to Jo.

"What about me?!"Bella asked. I stared at her.

"Well, of course Un-Emo Bella."I said. "You get me the most, even more than Jo. He doesn't even know my secret. The one that's the reason that I can't bleed!"

She smiled. She was sooo un-emo...Gosh Bella.

"Hey!"She said.

Did she hear that? OMG she's also a vampire...AHHH Sorry, un-emo.

I heard people saying "OMC" all the time, meaning "Oh My Carlisle" right? Well, I got to thinking.Emo thinking, of course.

So then "OME" must be "Oh My Edward"...And OME backwards is...EMO. So I am meant to be emo!!! YAYYY!!!

But, sadly, Emmett suddenly came over and vampire-speed un-emoed me!!! NOOO!!!

Awesome.

"Bella?"I asked. She was druling over a picture of me.

"Bella?!" "..."

"BELLA SWAN?!?!?!?!??!!?!"

She finally looked up. "Gosh. So,my love, was that a long enough emo phase?"

She nodded sadly. "Oh Well..."

Yeah I came up with the OME emo Edward thing a while ago. :)

YAYYYY!!! EMO..