Well, here we go/...I really should update more often...This shall be random.

Bella's POV-

"Aliceee!!!!"I called, running up to her before she ran away.

"BELLAAA!!!!!"She called back.

"I...HAVE AN IDEAAA!!!!!!"I announced.

"O.M.G!!!!!! AN IDEAAAA!!!!"

"Okay, let's make a story, I do one line, you do the next. Yay!"

Alice nodded seriously. "I'll start..." (Alice Bella)

There once was a dude named Jonny. Without an 'h'.

And he loved to peel...onions!!!

So one day he walked to Poland

All the way from his home in Austrailia!!!

And he ate his evil little block of cheese

Because he was one weird kid!

And he realized that he was A GIRL!!!!

And all the people turned into crazy penguins

The.

End.

"Alice, that rocked soooo awesomely!!!!"I squealed.

Just then, Eddy walked over to us."Bella!!!!"he said.

"Eddy! You're alive!!!"I said.

"Huh?"

"She thought the evil penguin cheese ate you!"Alice explained.

Wow...

"So, Eddy, I got you a birthday present!"I giggled. Alice giggled too, because she'd foreseen the present...

"Birthday...present?"he asked.

I held out a box full of tampons to him. "For your...problems,"I whispered loudly, looking around the school, making sure no one heard.

"Emmett!"Edward growled.

Emmett died. Because he's a vampire! And he is like, soooo much dead :P

"Oh, fruit cakes,"I said to myself.

"Let's eat!"Alice said.

"Eat fruit cakes?"I asked.

"No, you, silly little duck!"

"NOOO!!!! I always thought it was silly GOOSE!!!!!!!!"I yelled to the world.

Edward laughed at me. So I felt like punishing him. "Alice, let's give Eddy a mAkE-oVeR!!!" I grinned evilly as Eddy frowned.

"YAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Alice skipped over to the Volvo and pushed Eddy and me in.

I thought of a hilarious different way to dress Edward...and he would have to act like it too!!!

"Brilliant plan, Bella,"Alice said as she was speeding down the road.

"What?"Edward asked. Apparently, Alice had seen my plan. And apparently, she was blocking her thoughts from Edward.

"Edward, if you do not accept this make over as another phase, like the emo one, and if you don't act like you're dressed, you will be dressed up as a girl every day by Alice."I said.

"What is it...?"Edward asked hesitantly as we got out of the car.

Alice and I smirked at each other and answered in unison, "Gangsta."

"Huh?"Edward asked in shock.

"Yuh know...like 'Yo my peeps, wuz up in da hizzous'?"I said.

"Yeah...'Yo homie-g-home-slice I iz da boss!"Alice said.

"You know like rapping...And of course..."I looked at Alice as I said it, and we said together,"Yo my Vampeep homies, Edd-fo-shizzle is now a GANGSTA!!!!!!!"

Edward stared at us in disgust. "And it only has to be as long as the emo phase?"

I nodded.

"Okay,"he sighed.

This must be better than being Barbie-fied every day... by Alice.

"YA-HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!"Alice screamed, throwing me into the air and then catching me as we walked into the house.

"Eddy's turning Gangsta!"Alice announced to the whole rest of the Cullen family, which was in the living room. They laughed hysterically as we explained.

So I went upstairs with Alice to her room. We picked out a very Gangster-ish outfit from her closet, while I wondered why in the flying fuck Alice had the outfit...

But, very disappointingly, she told me, "Bella, you have to stay in the living room with everyone else till I'm done with him..."

I was pissed off, because it had been MY idea!!! Alice was evil.

"Emmett, there's evil on the loose!"I told him.

"EVILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"He screamed. "Come, my loyal sidekick!!!!"

And we changed into weird super hero costumes!!!

"I am, THUNDERRR MANNN!!!!!!"Emmett said heroically. He was wearing a pink leotard with purple tights andhis nails were painted in rainbows. Wow...

"I am, EDWARD('s) MAN!!!!!!!"I said. I was wearing a white leotard with A heart and a picture of Edward inside the heart, and a too-too, black boots, and my nails were painted black. And...a green CAPE!!! YAY!!!!

"How come I don't get a cape?!"Emmett whined. I stuck my tongue out at him.

"Let's go, Thunder Man!!!!!!!! We must kill the Evil MIND MAN!!!!!!!"I said.

"Mind man?"Emmett muttered.

"It's Eddy,"I told him.

"I thought Alice was the evil one..."

"Oh shiz-nite...Okay, let's go kill...FORTUNE WOMANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We ran upstairs to the bathroom and I knocked on the door. Alice told me to go away. I tried to open the door, but it was locked!

"Thunder man, they've refused our enter-ing!!" I announced.

Emmett growled like thunder and kicked the door down. "RAHHH!!!!!!!!"he said.

"Omg, Alice!!! That is sooo cute on you!!"I squealed. Alice had on a light blue frilly dress that went down to her knees, and then high boots, like mine, and she also had a cape. It was dark blue and sparkly.

"You think so?"She giggled.

"Awww, come ON!!!!!!"Emmett said. "Am I the only one without a cape?!?!"

"Hi Emmett,"Carlisle said as he passed by, and Emmett stared after him, watching Carlisle's red cape fluttering. Emmett growled.

"Bella!!!"Edward pleaded,"HELP ME!!!" He was sitting on the floor looking wimpy and helpless, halfway through the transformation.

"My name, is, EDWARD('s) MAN!!!!"I told him.

"Please help me, My Man!"he said. I smiled. "Okay."

"Oh, no you don't!"Alice yelled as she got in front of him to fight me and Thunder Man.

"THUNDER BOLT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!"Emmett roared, and pointed at Alice with a little baton. Sparkly pink stuff shot out of it and she rolled onto the floor, laughing.

"Stop, that tickles!!"she giggled. "Why didn't I see this coming??!?!!?!?!!"

I grabbed poor little Eddy and ran downstairs with him. Alice was coming after us. I turned before going down the stairs, and said, "EDWARD'S LOVE RAYYY!!!!!" And a bunch of hearts spiraled out of the end as I twirled around and fled downstairs. Emmett came too.

"So-much-love!"I heard Alice say. "NOOO!!!!"

"Thunder Man, change him back to normal!!!"I said heroically.

Emmett was a blur around Edward, and then Edward was normal. Yay!

"So...no more make-overs?"he asked.

"Nope!"I said, smiling. So then he kissed me. Awwwwww!!!!

Me and Thunder Man changed back into human-people.

Alice came downstairs glumly pouting. "I hate you. You always ruin my fun. I can't believe I lost..."she muttered.

Poor Alice.

"I'm gonna go be all emo now,"she said, going to the kitchen to get a knife.

"I'm gonna go suck the blood out of our cat..."Edward said. "Wait, we don't have a cat. Carlisle, can we get a cat?!"he yelled upstairs.

"SURE!!!"Carlisle said.

"As soon as we get it, I'm gonna suck the blood out of it."He left to go get a cat. Rosalie couldn't stand to be in the same room with me, and took Emmett with her. Esme went to help Eddy pick out a cat. And Jasper went to make Alice happy, so she couldn't be emo.

So I was all alone now...except for Lewis. "Hey Lewis."I said.

"I'm dead."said Lewis the carpet, and died. Now I was alone. Except you crazy people who are reading about me, staring at me. Go away.

Seriously, you mother is waiting for you. No, wait!!! Do you have a boyfriend?! Yeah, he's waiting for you. He came in through your window! Like Eddy would do!

Go!!! GOOOO!!!!!!

"THE END, OKAY?!?!?!"I screamed.

So now the people are gone. Yay :)