Um...Randomosity might be the right word for it. I'm totally out of ideas. (Any suggestions?) So enjoy the nonsense randomosity no-plot chapter!
"CHEESE!!!!!"Emmett yelled happily.
"Edward, why is Emmett dancing about the cheese?"I asked.
"..."
"Edward?"
"I'm still...sucking!"said Edward, sucking cat blood. Wow.
"Emmett, why with the cheese?"I asked. Then Rosalie came up to me and put her elbow on my shoulder.
"Retardation, my friend, retardation..."she said, nodding. So...wait, what?
So Rosalie and I, now bestest friendess, went to play on the tire swing in the park. But she got really mad at the tire swing, and broke it with her super-vampire strength.
"Omg, let's go be weirdosssss" I said.
So we went and said "Blah blah cheeseeeeee" to everyone who passed by us. And they ran away screaming.
"Should we get a new catch phrase?"I asked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE AN EMO PUNK ROCKER CHICK DUDE!!!!!"Rosalie said.
"O...kay..."
"I'm Harry Pothead,"she said.
"Omg I'm uhhhhhhhhh Dunderbore!!!!!!"I said,
"YAYYYYY HARRY POTHEAD AND DUNDERBORE!!!!!!"said bunches of random little kids.
"I'm gonna smoke some pot into my hairy head,"Rosalie said.
"I'm gonna...umm...Dunder a bore...I guess?"I said, trying to be awesome neesssss
So the little kids thought we were lame and they ran away too.
"We're freaks!"I said.
"Cool!"she said.
Then we both said,
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And we lived happily ever after because the author just got a brilliant idea and is doing another chapter of this, that's why it was so short and I bet you're wondering if she's on crack but what I'm wondering is why am I saying this suff? Ok, ok...:)