Yet again I have uploaded another chapter! Here is Chapter 4! Sorry it took so long.
Disclaimer: AGAIN I own nothing of Poke-…..hell you get the idea.
Ash continued his constant running back and forth,……….and screaming. Part of him wanted to just get the hell out of there. Another part of him wanted to kill Team Rocket for mentally assaulting him. The trio were laughing their asses off at the sight before them. They were so amused at Ash's frightened behavior that they forgotten they were actually there to capture Pikachu. "Time to take the mecha for a spin!" Meowth cried, activating its auto-attack (whatever) button. The mecha sprouted wheels and began dashing after Ash just to torment him even more. Ash noticed the machine speeding towards him and hid behind May, hoping the thing would at least kill her first. May grabbed on to him screaming, "Ashy Poo! Save me from that awful thing!" Suddenly 'the touch of Doomsday' worked its magic again.
All of a sudden the robot fell over sideways smashing the ashtray Pikachu was sniffing. Pikachu then did something it hasn't been doing in a while, it stood up, let out a rather hair-raising snarl, and volt-tackled the mecha, causing it to explode. Team Rocket were shocked now that their precious key to victory diminished. "DAMNIT!" Jessie screamed, "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE PUT INTO THAT MECHA?" All of a sudden a car screeched to a halt in front of the group. The door opened and a man in a purple suit carrying a cane stepped out. Ash and May stared. "This just gets weirder and weirder." Ash thought. The pimp pointed his cane at the Rockets "There ya are bitches!" he yelled, "I've been looking all over for y'all!" Ash turned to Team Rocket who were hiding (well, trying) inside the Meowth balloon.
"Tryin' to hide from me huh?" he continued, "No one gets away from (excuse my lack of experience with these pimp names) Pimp Daddy Mac!" Whimpers were suddenly heard from the balloon. Ash remembered the fact that they are prostitutes and assumed that this is their pimp. He grinned in amusement at the scene, maybe things were changing around for once. PDM lit a cigarette. Pikachu perked his ears up and looked straight at him. PDM glared at Team Rocket, "I believe all three of y'all have my money!" The trio were stunned with fear, "Shit!" James whined "Do you know what he's going to do to us when he finds out we spent the money on the mecha! We need to get the HELL out of here!" Meowth on the other hand was rolling around in distress on the ground. Jessie however kept her cool, "We're lucky that I installed this!" She pushed a button and the bottom of the balloon sprouted jet pack appendages.
The balloon began zooming off. PDM cursed, flicked his cigarette away, got into his car and zoomed off after them, leaving Ash in a large number of thoughts. One of them was how the hell did Meowth become a prostitute? Another was how twisted can they get? Pikachu however was busying himself with the discarded ashstick. Ash was so deep in thought, that he forgot that May was still clinging on his arm. Noticing, he shrieked and threw her off in disgust. May looked up at him and pouted, "Oh Ashy! Do you have to play hard to get? You know you like me." Ash currently was wishing he did not listen to his mother and brought the rifle anyway, right now, he needed it BAD. She ran forward intending on once again glomping him. He put his arms up in a desperate attempt to defend himself when she stopped and noticed a sale sign on a nearby clothes shop. She quickly ran over in excitement. Ash breathed a heavy sigh of relief. Thank God for the relationship between women and shopping. He suddenly remembered he still had a conference to be at. The anger returned to him, those asses had a lot of explaining to do for making his life down in the dumps.
He was about to walk off when a car screeched to a halt beside him. Delia Ketchum poked her head out the driver's side window. "Ash, get in the car right now! I'm taking you home!" she commanded. Ash threw off the BIGGEST 'Ass Rant' so far in history. "DAMNIT MOM!", he yelled, tears stinging his eyes, "THIS WILL PROBABLY BE THE ONLY TIME I GET TO STRAIGHTEN THIS BULLSHIT OF A ANIME OUT!" Delia was trying her hardest to keep calm, "I called your associates, they agreed to postpone the meeting for later," Ash stared down at the ground. Delia continued, "I know they were not that fair to you, but throwing tantrums, threatening them at gunpoint, and going insane is not going to make things any better!"
Ash continued staring down at his feet. As much as he did not want to admit it to himself, he knew she was right. "Alright Mom, I'll calm down." Delia sighed relieved that he finally listened to her. All of a sudden a limousine stopped beside them. Ash and Delia stared with curiosity. The door opened revealing Tyson the trainer that (if you ask me) defeated Ash by luck and won the entire Hoenn league. He appeared to be accompanied by a group of girls. "Hey Ash!" he asked with glee, "How's life treating you? I'm living it up!" Ash all of a sudden was furious again, "That BASTARD!" Delia began to restrain her son, at least preventing him from putting Tyson in a coma. "LET ME GO MOM! I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!" The limo quickly drove off, as poor Ash sobbed on the ground, Delia, embarrassed at her son's behavior, and Pikachu, well……still smoking.
Not my best, but that was Chapter 4. Will update again later, and also, please review!