Ok, here's my brilliant plan. The words in parentheses are what the letters mean, ok? Duh. You'll understand soon enough!!!!!!!!
So I like walked up to like Rosalie and like said, "Like YMHG!!!!!!!" (Yo my home girl)
"YYMP!!"she replied. (Yo yo my peep)
"Why are you guys talking like that and when did you become friends?"Edward asked.
"Um we're talking like this because we feel like it, and we are friends because...ummm...we feel like it.!"I said.
He nodded. That makes total sense-like.
"So, Rose, are you my tafbefasa?"I asked her(totally awesome fabulous bestest ever friend and so awesomeness!)
"Yes, I am your tafbefasa!!"she said, knowing what it meant.
"Oh kay, what the hell does that mean?"Edward asked.
"Well, duh!!! It means she's my totally awesome fabulous bestest ever friend and so awesomeness!"I said. "Am I you tafbefasa?"
"Yeah, you are!"Rosalie said.
"WOOOOO!!!!!!!!"we both said.
So now we have an anti-Edward language!
"Hey, can I join you anti-Eddy language?"Alice asked.
"Do you know what Operation: EISAMAWPI is?"
Duh, Operation: Eddy is such a moron and we'll prove it!"she said.
"Good, you're in!"
"HEY!!!"Eddy said. I stuck my tongue at him.
"So, am I your tafbefasa?"she asked.
"No, you're my rafwrmos!!"I said (Randomly Awesome friend who rocks my only sock)
"YAY!!! But why only 1 sock?"she asked.
"Because my other one was eaten by Lewis the carpet before he got sick and died."
"Ohh, okay!!!"
So we skipped away from Edward and laughed at him so much.