Ok, on with the random, boring story that I'm still waiting for ideas on. But I though of something that was not-so-original! MOO A HA HA!!!

tafbefasa (totally awesome fabulous bestest ever friend and so awesomeness!)

Operation: EISAMAWPI (Operation: Eddy is such a moron and we'll prove it!)

rafwrmos!! (Randomly Awesome friend who rocks my only sock)

Bella's POV-

I really hate Emmett.

"Rose, I hate Emmett."I said.

"Why?"she asked.

"Because I'm bored."

Emmett came in then. "Why, oh, why, do you hate me Bella?!"he asked.

"BECAUSE I'M BOREEDDDD!!!!"I repeated.

Rose nodded. "My tafbefasa is bored. Let's...do something un-boring!"

"But first I'm thirsty!"I said. So Emmett was gone and then he was back with a cup full of stuff. I think it was coke ??

So I drank it. "Yum, that was good, can I have some more?" And then I drank a few more cups of it until Rosalie went to the kitchen to see what it was..and came back.

Rosalie's POV-

"EMMETT CULLEN!!"I screamed. He looked at me scared-ly."Yes?"he asked innocently.

"YOU GAVE BELLA BEER???!?!!!!!"I said.

"Yes."Emmett said again. "What's wrong with that?"

"Humans get DRUNK, idiot!!" And when they get drunk, they...go...CRAZY!

"So?"

Emmett and I looked at Bella, and she smiled. Then she fell to the floor.

"Oh monkey-fish."I said. Edward was out hunting with the rest of the family except Alice and Jasper. Oh no...NOT. GOOD.

"Roseeeeeeee we need nicknames!!!"she announced from the floor.

"Alice!"I called. She was there suddenly, with Jasper at her side.

"Holy crapoli!"I said. "You're fast."

"Well, we are vampires."Alice shrugged and then looked at Jasper. His eyes were wide and then he looked disgusted.

"Jasper?"Alice said. Then I remembered that he could probably feel how drunk Bella was.

Bella sat up and looked at Jasper. "Jazzy, are you having a vision?"she said.

Alice gasped. "Omg, is my rafwrmos making fun of me?!"

I glared at Emmett. "Oops."was all he said.

"Bello-rina I'm not having a vision. That's Ali's Jobby."Jazzy said. Apparently, Bella has affected Jazzy-I mean, Jasper, badly.

Everyone stared at him blankly, except Bella, who laughed and fell down again. Jasper sat next to her. "So, I agree, we need nickk namesss!"he said, nodding.

"So,"Bella said, pointing up at Alice,"Alice is Pixie-Vision!"

Jazzy giggled. "And Rosy is Sexy Angel!"

"NOOOO!!! Eddy is Sexy Angel!!!"Bella said angrily.

"Ok, Rosy is Golden Devil then!!"Jasper said.

I stared at him quizzically. "Alice, what now?"I whispered to her.

"AND! Emmett is Mr Muscles!!"Bella said, pointing at Emmett.

"Bella, you're Trippy Human!"Alice said, giggling and ignoring me.

"And Jasper is just Jazzy,"Emmett added. Was I the only sane one left?

Then my gloriously beautiful cell phone rang. "Hello?"I said.

"Rosalie, is Bella there?"Edward asked. ...Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

"It's Trippy Human, to you! Bella, I mean. But you will also address me as Golden Devil."

"...Ok, well. Whatever. Is she there?"

"Who?"I challenged.

"BELLA!!"he growled.

"No. But Trippy Human is here."I said.

"Well, can I...Wait, Rosalie, are you somehow drunk?"he asked confusedly.

"No, I, Golden Devil, am not drunk."I said, once again using the code name.

"Dammit, 'Golden Devil', can I just talk to 'Trippy Human'?"he asked, finally giving up.

I held out the phone to Trippy Human, who sat up again next to Jazzy and said, "Hullooo??"

With my super hearing, I heard Edward say, "Bella?"

"That's Trippy Humeeeen to you, bud."she said. I almost laughed.

"Uh...Trippy Human?"he said.

"Yusss, this this Trippy Humaaaan at the Super House of Code names, how may I help youuu?"

"Are you drunk?"he asked. I tried to contain my laughter.

"Mayyyy behhhh,"she said. "Who wants tehhh knoww?"

"Ummm...me?"Edward said.

"Omg, who iz 'me'?"Bella asked.

"Edward."

"OH!! You mean Sexy Angel?!"

"...Ok. I guess."

"Bye Sexy Angel,"Bella said, and was about to hang up when Edward said, "WAIT!!"

"WHAT!"Bella gasped.

"Is there any...sane person I can talk to there?"he asked.

"Nopetyyyy,"Bella answered.

"Emmett did it, didn't he?"Edward asked.

"Get me drunk you mean? Yuuuppp!!!"Bella said, laughing. "OMG, THE GOTHIC GORILLA IS AFTER ME!!!!!"she screamed.

"Sexy Angel, this was all part of Operation: EIAMAWPI,"Mr Muscles added.

Then Bella hung up and I burst out laughing. Emmett was chasing her around. He was the Gothic Gorilla
. Wow. So I chased after him then.

"OMG, now the PREPPY PIG is after me!!!!"she screeched.

"PIG?!"I gasped, stopping.

"No, you're Golden Devil."Bella said drunkly.

"Oh, ok."

"The
Endddddddddddd"

"No, Jazzy, not yet!!"

"What?!"

"Happy Christmassssssss everybodyyyyy!!!!!"

"Don't you mean Merry Christmas?"

"NO!!! HAPPYYY!!!!!!!!!"

Now the end. :)

Happy Christmas everybody, Happy Holidays,Peace.