Finally I decided to get off my lazy butt and post this chapter up. Hope it was better than chapter 4 because I personally wasn't satisfied with it. On with chapter 5!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it! What else would I say!
Sunrise had awakened our agitated protagonist as he sat up in his bed still sleepy. Ash looked at his clock reading 7:00 a.m. He really had to conclude his mind. Maybe today would be better for a change.
He went to his window to pull the curtains to let the sunlight in, only…………….."ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
Anyone could bet the whole town heard that frightened scream. Flocks of Pidgey and Spearow took flight from their roosts. Other wild Pokemon were stampeding away from the area, startled by the sudden uproar. In his lab, Professor Oak looked up from his dirty magazine, "What the fuck was that?"
Ash, who only wanted to innocently open his curtains just to get his day started was looking at pure terror. May was standing right outside his window, peering inside with that look he hated so much. What scared him even more was to wonder how long she was standing out there. Delia came in with a broomstick with a serious look on her face. "Ash, are you alright? Did someone break into the house?" she asked worriedly. Ash turned to his mother wide-eyed, "MOM! LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS AND SEAL ANY CRACKS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY UP!" he screamed frantically. Delia peered out the window, "Isn't that your friend May?" she asked. Ash was already on pure instinct and searching his closet for an appropriate weapon for his dilemma. Delia glared at her son, "Ash! For crying out loud it's just May! She's all the way out here in Kanto and probably has no where to go. Let's just give her a place to stay and………"
"MOM, IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY AND YOUR LIFE, DON'T YOU DARE LET HER IN THE DAMN HOUSE!" Delia sighed and ignored him and headed for the front door. Ash was losing it already, "MOM! DO YOU HEAR ME? I SAID DON'T LET THAT BANSHEE IN! Pikachu came in the room with a lit cigarette, wondering what all the commotion was about. "PIKACHU, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL FOR ONCE AND ZAP THAT BITCH TO HELL INSTEAD OF SUCKING THOSE FUCKING ASHSTICKS!" Ash screamed, desperate for hope. Pikachu just gave him a blank look and walked away. Ash was already in tears from all the frustration, "YEAH SCREW YOU TOO!"
Delia opened the front door greeting May, "Hello May nice to see you again!" "Hello Mrs. Ketchum, is Ashy-Poo home?" (Now why the fuck would she ask that after the window incident?) Delia nervously eyed Ash who was loading a newly polished magnum, "Errrrrrr, one moment please dear……" Delia shut the door on May. From outside the house cursing and yelling was heard and also what sounded like a brief struggle. The door opened again and Delia appeared, her hair was a little messed up and she was panting, holding the gun she took away from Ash. She then put on an exhausted smile, "Uh, May, we're about to have breakfast, would you like to join us?" May looked as though everyone else on the rest of the earth just willingly decided to kiss her ass, "I would love to dine in the home of my beloved sweetheart!" Delia turned around to see Ash banging his head on the wall, hoping by doing that it would put him out of his misery. Why was it his destiny to be everyone else's bitch?
Later at breakfast, Delia was serving her delicious fry up to everyone. Ash sat across from May since that was the farthest he can get from her at the table. May kept batting her eyes at him as he gave her the look of death. Delia sat down to eat herself, "So May? What brings you back here in Kanto again?" she asked curiously. "Stalking me." Ash thought. May put on one of her stupid grins, "Well, you know, wherever my heart goes is where Ash goes!" she giggled annoyingly. Ash was concentrating on stabbing his eggs numerous times, wishing it was her face. Delia was lost for words, "Well, uh, that's very romantic of you to, uhhhh, follow him here." Ash wanted to smash his plate on his mother's skull. May continued her killer conversation, "We both do have a thing for each other, Ash is just being shy. We'll get married and………….." While she continued this fantasy, Ash and Delia were having a game of tug-a-war, their arms were under the table trying to pry Ash's magnum from each others hands. May was just too stupid to notice.
Ash was hysterical, if things were already this bad in the morning why not something else happen? From outside a bang was heard, then suddenly…………CRASH! Something had blown a gigantic hole in the wall of their house. Everyone ducked for cover. "What in God's name?" Delia started. Ash couldn't help but cry, someone out there must have cursed him and was laughing his/her ass off at him. Why was this happening?
Chapter 5 is finally finished! I will upload another chapter. You know what to do, starts with an 'R'.