No one in partincular's POV-
"B-but...this one's so, shiny!"Bella whined.
"Yeah, but this one has flowers on it!!"Alice argued.
Rosalie scoffed. "Oh, come on! This one is red and it stands out!" Of course she'd say that, she was Rosalie. She just thought that way...
"But!!!! But it's too...bright!!"
"Oh, and shiny isn't bright?"
Bella whimpered and pouted, knowing how right Rosalie was.
"Look, let's just get one that nobody likes!!"Alice suggested.
"NO, Never!! Then there would be no point! Can't you just see which one I get?"
"Can't you just SEE your MOM?!"Alice retorted.
Bella bit her lip and looked back and forth from the mechanical pencil in her hand, the shiny one, to the red one Rosalie had, then to Alice's flowered one.
"I like SHINY!!"she said stubbornly like a 4-year-old.
"I LIKE FLOWERS!!"Alice countered.
"I LIKE ATTENTION!!"
Well, Rosalie got her attention: everyone around them were looking toward the shouting in curiosity.
"I like grizzly bears,"said a little kid. Bella looked at him shocked. Only EMMETT likes grizzly bears!!
"Yeah?! Well, they don't carry GRIZLLY BEAR PENCILS, SORRY!!"
The little kid burst into tears and ran away.
"I agree; shiny's good,"said Rosalie, putting her pencil back on the shelf.
"Yeah, it's so...shiny!! I agree, let's get it!!"
So they walked up to the casheir and payed for it. But as they were leaving, the cashier girl muttered, "The red one's better."
"HAH!! TOLD YOU, DUMBASS!!"Rosalie bragged to Bella, and Bella stuck out her tongue.
"Why, Bella, why?"Edward asked.
"It's for your own good, Eddy!"Bella insisted.
"ANYTHING but this, PLEASE!!!"Edward pleaded. Bella smiled deviously and shook her head. "Now, Edward, be quiet and turn it up..."
Edward growled annoyedly and turned the volume up all the way.
The music came blasting out of the speakers:
Bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye...
Bye, bye...
Oh, oh..
Im doin this tonight,
Youre probably gonna start a fight.
I know this cant be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you werent there for me.
So now its time to leave and make it alone
I know that I cant take no more
It aint no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
"BELLAA!!! NO, IT BURNSSSS!!!!!"Edward screeched. Bella sighed and rolled her eyes at him. "That's what you get for letting Em. get me drunk."
Edward sniffled and asked, "Isn't there anything I could do, instead?"
"WeLl..."Bella started, smiling evilly in a sweet way. (Huh?) "TO WAL-MART!!!!"
Edward looked at her with the "oh crap, what now?" expression before he drove away with her to the nearest Wally World.
"Okay, Eddy,"Bella said when the walked in, and went over to the clothes.
"Bella?! Why are we over here?"Edward asked, noticing...they were standing near the bras.
"EDWARD!! Okay, here's the plan--"
Before she could finish, Alice was there with a camera. "Okay Bella, this will ROCK!!"
"Okay. Eddy, you, go put a bra on!"Bella told him. "Pink,"Alice whispered. Bella nodded. "Pink."
Edward looked mortified. "You want me to...to...put one of those on?!"
"Over your clothes Edward,"Bella sighed. He disgustedly walked over to a pink bra and held it put in 2 fingers like it was some baby's gross diaper or something.
He fumbled with the clasp and Alice got it on camera, when he finally got it on right, and screamed, uncharicteristically punching the air with his fist, "Ha-ha!! VICTORY! I GOT THE BRA ON!!"
The 2 girls giggled, and he realized he was being "watched" and turned away.
"Now, Eddy..."Bella started.
--2 minutes later--
Bella and Alice watched with the video camera as Edward walked, scowling, up to a group of guys. They looked up as he approached.
"Hey guys,"he said in a fake, high, girlish voice. They exchanged freaked out glances, and they replied unenthusiastically, "Uh...hey," or something along those lines.
"So, like, are any of you, like, free tonight?"Edward asked, still in the girlish voice.
They all looked creeped out, except this one guy: "Oh, I'm free!! What are we doing?"
That caused them to be even more creeped out, and one guy muttered to another, "I SO TOLD YOU he was gay, Chuck!!" Chuck narrowed his eyes and replied, "I thought you did it to make me jealous that he was better at being gay than me!!"
This was all on the camera, even from far away you could hear it, and Alice was bouncing, so Bella had to hold the camera...which didn't do any good.
Edward kissed the one guy on the cheek, and wiggled his fingers in a girlish wave, walking away, and as he turned around, his smile disappeared, and the scowl was there again.
Bella and Alice smiled innocently at him, and then Alice left. So the gay guy came over to start hitting on Bella, which was why Alice left; to video tape this without Bella knowing.
"Um, but I thought you were gay?"Edward said to him.
"I am,"the guy said, as though it was obvious.
"B-but, Bella's a girl."
"Huh?! That's a girl?!"The guy looked closer at her and walked away, muttering about how disgusting girls were, the end.