Yes I finally updated people. This sitting fanfic now has a new chapter. Sorry to keep everyone waiting, I had loads of schoolwork to keep up with.
Disclaimer: Yeah like I really own a multi-billion dollar franchise but spend my time writing fanfics. I don't own it people.
Well this was a perfect morning for Ash. First the damn stalker invaded his territory, now some jackass just blew a hole in his wall. Ash peered out to see whose head he should bite off and Delia inspected the damage. Ash saw who it was and squinted his eyes in pure anger. Gary Oak was standing right outside his house along with his Blastoise. His cheerleaders (in Ash's case Gary's whore squad) were out in the front yard chanting their goddamn annoying cheers. "So Ass, are you feeling honored that I'm using your house as target practice?" Gary sneered. "Fuck off Gayry, or your going to end up as my gun's bitch!" Ash yelled holding up his magnum in a threatening way. Gary just snorted, "You're just mad because you're always portrayed as the main male character of an anime that sucks ass." Ash gritted his teeth and said surprisingly calmly, "Don't you EVER let that pass through your lips again." Gary gave Ash one of his trademark smirks, "I don't have time for this anyway, making fun of you is starting to become a bore."
Ash turned and looked at the damage Gary's Blastoise caused to his house. He gave Gary a pissed look, "You better pay for this shit that you've done to our house!" Gary just looked at the large hole like it was nothing, "All you have to do is put a few boards over it, house is a dump anyway." He looked at Ash and smirked again, "what are you going to do to me if I don't? The 'I'm going to kill you' threats are getting old." For the first time in a while Ash smiled, though it wasn't a good sign. "Okay Gary, do you know about all of those yaoi fics about us floating around out there? If you don't pay for the wreckage, I'll personally go up to the media and admit there is a serious relationship going on between us, even though it isn't true. At these words, Gary's heart suddenly stopped. His cheerleader's began gagging and coming down with seizures at the thought. Gary gave Ash a crazed look, "ARE YOU FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND!!? YOU WOULDN'T DARE!! EVERYONE WILL HAVE FUNNY THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AS WELL!!!!" Ash crossed his arms, "I know, but its well worth all the humiliation. You are talking to a pro who does get humiliated a lot remember?"
Gary remained silent for a solid ten minutes. He then looked up at Ash, "Fine, I pay for the mess I caused." He then suddenly smirked again, "I should be going now, I mean, how else are your girlfriend and you are going to enjoy the little gift I sent in for you two?" Ash gave Gary a very confused look. Suddenly May ran out with something in her hand. "Ashypoo!! Someone sent this very romantic book for us!!!" She held it up so Ash could read the title. His eyes widened horrified as the title read 'Bondage, Your Partner, and You.' May was smiling wickedly, "You thinking what I'm thinking my sweet Ashy?" Delia, who was watching the whole situation was going through phonebooks, trying to find a decent shrink for her psychotic son before anything worse happened. Furious, Ash, after reading the title of the eh... relationship book, whirled around only to see Gary already zooming off in his convertible, laughing at Ash's misery. "DAMN YOU GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry for the long wait and the short chapter to those who are reading it. I promise to make the next one even funnier when I update this fic. Currently I'm looking in to making the plot even better.