WOO!!! So, is anyone still reading this story? I dunno...If you want me to continue, REVIEW and if you don't...don't review. I got 0 reviews for the last chapter, so...

And if I don't continue...I'm screwed, as well as his story. ON WITH IT NOW

AliceEdward, Emmett, and I were sitting at a table...a rAnDoM table!

"Bellllllly!!!!!!"Alice sang.

"Whaaaaaaattttt?"I sang back. She didn't answer, that dunderbore.

Emmett smiled when Edward had to leave for a few minutes, and asked me, "Bella, can I borrow a strand of hair?" I followed his gaze to the chile, and smirked. I ripped a hair out and hand ded it to him carefully.

He dropped it into the chile, and walked over to a lunchlady. I knew the content of what he was saying, something like:

"Uhm, I found a hair...un this chile stuff."

He came back to the table. "The lunchlady asked if I wanted another, I said no."

"Wow, Em."I said.

"Ooh, Bella!! GUESS WHAT?! We all have names, and...we are foods!!"Alice squealed.

Uh...what's she talking about?

"See..like, Emmett is chicken salad! Bella you're kumquat, and I'm EGGPLANT!!"

Where in the whole world did she get this idea? Whatever...

"Are you my best friend?"I asked her. She nodded. "OK, then...LET's GO!!!!!"

we charged to the place...with the guy...and the people...and that big stamp machine...it was a big white place...hmm...what was it called?

"Welcome to the White house!"said a big dude mear the door. So...what was this place called again? It was a white house...with people..and stuff...OH!...Nope, I lost it.

"Hello young men!"said George W. Bush.

"Hello old lady!"I said back. "So, where are we again?"

"The White House,"he replied.

UGH!! "I KNOW! But, what's it called?!"I asked.

"It's called your mother!"he said, then left to go to California...or to send more innocent, young people with families off to war. Whichever...Same thing, right?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"I screamed.

"What?"Alice asked, looking evilly around.

"Hi."

"Teenagers scare the living shit outta me,"she said.

"They could care less, as long as someone'll bleed."I said.

Emmett came inside, and sang:

"Yooooo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!!"

I gasped. "YES!!! So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want!!!"

"I wan--GEURGE BUSH!! EEEK!!!"Emmett said, going up and hugging Mr. Prez.

Then...the unthinkable happened: he started to sing... BRITNEY SPEARS. oh my god.

"Hell no."

Alice cringed.

"I'm just gonna...go...uhm...talk to Mr.Prez about being a vampire..."I scooted away...

Omg...The rain's wet!

Yeah, it's EXTREMELY short, but I'm tired, ok?