And here's that time again when I have nothing better to do but upload a new chapter.

To all the kiddies out there, ADULT CONTENT, don't read!

Disclaimer: (bangs head on desk ) I bang don't bang own it.

After the previous day's events, a new morning shone upon the little town of Pallet. Ash slept peacefully, not wanting to awaken back into the harsh reality. He always wished every slumber he took would be permanent. Last night, he went to bed more bushed than usual. He assumed that it was the constant use of his energy for being pissed at multiple people all the time. Still with his eyes closed, he yawned and stretched, but he felt something next to him that was NOT familiar. At first he assumed it to be Pikachu, but it was larger and making him nervous by the minute.

Ash did not want to even look to find out whatever it was. He cringed, and slowly turned his head to see May, sleeping next to him, in his bed. Ash let out a terrified scream and practically dove out of the bed. May eyes fluttered open at the sudden outburst. She sat up and smiled with glee at her 'beloved Ashypoo.'

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Morning Honeykins, did you sleep well?" May asked lying back down with one arm supporting her head, the other making circular motions in the sheets with her finger.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!!!!!" Ash screamed. He then noticed that he was stark naked. He looked at May horrified only to see she was nude as well. He felt as though he were about to have a heart attack and a stroke at the same time.

"MAY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!!"

May looked up at him with a gleeful glint in her eye, "Oh face it Ashypoo, we had a wonderful time last night!" She smiled seductively.

Ash's eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets. He began gasping and clutching his chest when the clues were finally coming together, "Oh no………we didn't………"

"We DID!" May screamed joyfully, glomping Ash in the process as he sobbed like a girl going through depression stages. She pointed at a video camera, "I even taped the whole 'love making' experience, after all, it was our first time!" This made Ash sob even harder.

Confused and mentally dying at the same time, he was desperately trying to figure out how the hell did she 'assault' him while he just slept right through it. Solid, videotaped proof was the last thing he wanted to smack him in the face.

May seemed to have read his mind, "Those roofies I snuck in your beer actually worked!" She smiled triumphantly, "Like Gary said they would!"

Ash felt yet another wave of anger come over him, "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD!"

Delia suddenly rushed in the room, startled by the early commotion, only to find two adolescents, both naked, one crying with rage, the other apparently joyful. Figuring out the situation instantly, she automatically went into mother instinct.

"Ash, what the hell?!! Didn't we already have this discussion about girls and sex?!!" Delia shouted, looking at her enraged son.

"TALK TO MS. SLUT OVER HERE!! SHE WAS THE ONE THAT DRUGGED AND RAPED ME LAST NIGHT!!!!" Ash screamed back, as he tried desperately to pull May off him.

May, for some dumb reason suddenly had a dreamy look on her face. She looked as though she received the greatest inspiration. "You know what? I might have gotten pregnant by my Ashypoo!!!!" she yelled in excitement. Delia gave May a revolted look. Ash always said that May was a stupid crazy whore, and she was beginning to believe him.

Ash was beating his head multiple times with the window shutter, asking fate to just kill him. Pikachu was next to him, just smoking and watching the scene with a blank look on its face.

May was still squealing with sick delight, "Oh! I got to go to the Mart and buy a pregnancy test!!" Ash gave her a petrified look at her words.

May continued her rancid babbling, "If the results are positive, I going to tell everyone else the good news!" She quickly threw on her clothes and ran out.

That was the last thing Ash needed, for everyone to hear of his misery. Gary wouldn't let him hear the end of it, Max would be disgusted, Misty would have a heart attack, and Brock would kick his ass for getting laid before him.

Delia was having her own demons, she sat on Ash's bed, her face pale, shivering at May's words.

"I'm………I'm too young to be a grandmother!!!!" She began sobbing in her hands. Ash gave her a pissed look.

"Mom, that whore just violated me, does that mean anything to you?!!!!!!!" His mother ignored him, still sobbing. Pikachu sat next to her on the bed, flicked its cigarette on her lap and continued smoking.

Ash crossed his arms and sighed. Today is going to be a LONG day……………………..

I never thought I would complete chapter 7 this early. Now to start working on chapter 8, however it will contain some spoilers for the next season of the anime currently airing in Japan, 'Pokemon Diamond/Pearl. Oh, R and R!