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Oh. My. GOD!!!

So, Emmett, Alice, and I were sitting in the living room.

"OH MY GOD!!!"Emmett gasped.

"WhaT?"

"I know where Waldo (I know in some places they call him something different) is!!!!"

"Where?"I asked, I always did want to know...

"Well, let's just say he's in between 2 things, and he's making your mom scream,"Emmett said suggestively. Uh...ew?

"Emmett...ew."I shook my head in disgust.

"What?" Emmett asked, shrugging. "He's between his mom and dad, and he's beating her up!!"

That was better...Or was it? "Just...stay away from humor, Emmett."

He nodded and skipped off into the sunset.

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Later, Alice and I were randomly humming and sitting on the couch, when Edward came in.

"Oh great,"he muttered upon seeing me. "Bella, what did you do?"

I looked around; eveything seemed fine to me... "What are you talking about?"

"Your arm!! What did you do to it?!"he asked in concern. I glanced at my arm, wrapped in a bandage and throbbing with pain.

"Oh, that..."I said, just remembering today's emo adventures that weren't so emo anyway.

"Well..."I started, sighing, to Edward, as Alice giggled beside me from the story.

"This morning, Alice and I were at my house, talking, and dancing, and singing...to stuff. And, yeah, my favorite song came on...and then Alice said that we should go to the mall, since, you know, that's what the song is about...So I panicked and changed the song, and it turned out to be another one of my favorite's but it was Alice's all-time favorite. So...she started singing, and so did I...we were singing into hairbrushes..." Here, Alice joined me to start the song. "I wanna do your make up, when you wake up. So c'mon over, I'll make you over."

"Yeah, I get it,"Edward said, shuddering visibly. "Alice sings it all the time...so what next?"

"OH, right! So I got bored after that and we were in a Scotty Vanity-ish mood, what with Let's go to the Mall and I wanna do your make up, so..." I took a deep, dramatic breath, and continued, "I was searching for another one, and we found Let's Dance, right? Soo...we started dancing, like it says to. I mean, the beat in that song is catchy! So," Alice joined me again, "Call up all your friends and wear the latest trends. This is your chance to get up and dance. Let's strike up a pose at the disco, in our hot pink stilettos."

"And then, when the funky music started, we danced around crazy-like,"I said, remembering the weirdness. "So, I was kind of headbanging-slash-jumping around, and I'm clumsy, you know...So, I slipped and Alice was doing a weird guitar solo thatdidn't have anything to do with the song. She saw me, and we both started laughing and then we sang to the rest of the song,laughing, and we sang I like your Hair. By that time, my arm was bleeding, so Alice took me to Carlisle."

Edward raised his eyebrow.

Alice spoke up, now. "And I got it on tape!!"

She danced over to the tv and put the tape in, something I hadn't known she did, and pressed play...

Then you would see me saying, "Alice!! I'm feeling like more Scotty Vanity, is there another one?" We were in my room by my stereo and I was looking through the radio channels to find something cool.

She gave me a CD and I popped it in, and Let's Dance came on. She smiled and we picked up our hairbrushes and sang, purposefully horrbile, into them. Once, I got a hair in my mouth and spit it out before continuing. Then the funky disco music came up and we danced, with our hair moving around our faces, and laughing.

I was jumping and shaking around, and then my foot slipped and I waved my arms around to keep my balance, but my arm instead found the side of the windowsill, and...scrape.

I looked up at Alice, and she was doing her air-guitar imitation, until she looked over at me and laughed. We started singing again, and it was already at the part, "Hello Kitty hair barrettes and lime green fish nets. We're the highlight of the nightlife. It's disco insanity, everybody's fantasy, get up and dance with Scotty Vanity."

After we sang through I Like Your Hair, I blinked and looked at my arm. "Ow?"

That's when the screen went blank, and by now Emmett and Rosalie were here too. (They'd gone to see Waldo beating up Renee).

Everyone burst out laughing, including me, at how stupid I was.

"Alice, how did I not notice that, in my own room?"I asked through laughter.

"I am a vampire,"she commented, shrugging.

Then they walked away so I could eat my socks and get sick and die like Lewis the carpet...Remember him? A few chapters ago? Yup, he got a replacement...Sandra. I don't like her.

Later, Edward cornered Alice and I in the living room. Or was it the dead room? Hmm...

"Now, Alice, Bella, what lesson have you two learned today?"he asked sternly.

"Umm...to not do air-guitar solos while having earshattering loud music when someone is in need?"Alice guessed.

"Uh, maybe it was...to not fall when you're dancing to Scotty Vanity?"I suggested...Edward just smiled at us.

"Close enough."

Yeah...I dunno...This was random...and it made no sense, I was feeling Scotty Vanity-ish today...Soooo...I actually did fall when I was dancing, too. It's hard to resist dancing to Scotty. :) And, luckily, there were no windows around...but I was outside and I fell down a hill. Oops. Oh well.