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So now i must write stuff. yup.
The Bold/italic parts are the mind reader :D The underlined parts are Alice's VISION andddd the italic parts are their thoughts
Oh. and also...most of the outfit parts are on my profile too...yup.
Today in this chapter of this story, we shall look to see what certain people are thinking...
And, now....A look into the mind of EMMETT!!!
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Well...that was totally worthless!!
Let's try Alice's mind...
Shopping and ABC's, that's what I loveeeeeeee, she sang-thought. and now I will-- GASPO!!!!! I'm going into a vIsIoN!!!
Alice was sitting there, think-singing, when suddenly she went into a vision about her having a vision about this vision that she was having a vision about...And then Alice got a migraine, which she prolly can't get anyway!!
Oh, It's Rosalie time...
My hair is so....pretty. And my face is so.....pretty. And my body is so-- Lemme guess...PRETTY?
Psh, no!!! My body is just sexy!!! I'm sexier than my car, which is saying something, dude. Now I shall skip into the mooooooonset. not the suuuuuunset, the mooooooonset. with 7 o's...
And if you just counted the o's, then you're a dork.
Now let's visit Jasper...
Oh no...Emmett's head is still empty. I can tell because he has no feelings. Alice is excited, Rosalie is...conceited. and the author is just CRAZAYYYYYYYYY. why thank you!!
Bella next-
Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead!!!! I feel like I'm being listened to....eavesdropped on.
Hmmm I wonder why...? Oh god, there is my beautiful man-boy!!! -drool drool- Edwwwwwwwwwwwwarrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd......
EDWARD TIME!!!!
Oy. It's that time of month again... And he snuck into his room, lifted his carpet, and deposited a few certain feminine hygiene products in the little secret compartment. He swallowed an ibuprofen and looked in disgust down at the bloody stuff. Hmmm I kinda feel bad about lying to Bella like this, but oh well. it's for the best. I'm glad we don't have a sexual relationship until Breaking Dawn or else she'd find out!! By the time we get married I'll go through menapause...
Dammit Rosalie stop being so conceited!!! I can hear you ya know...
"It's weird..." Bella started as they all sat in the Cullen's living room.
"Yeah," Rosalie continued, staring into a mirror, "I feel like I was violated too."
"THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!" Emmett roared.
Dot, dot dot...
"Even I feel like someone read my mind..." Edward said.
"Alice!!" Bella said. "Let's GO!!!"
Alice and Bella linked their arms and skipped to the costume store and then after a few randomly uneventive events, they kicked down the Cullen door, still with their arms linked.
"Oops..." Bella muttered.
"I'll repay Esme later," Alice whispered. But then they straightened up and looked suspiciously around the room full of people.
Alice's costume was...well...
"ALICE!!!!" Jasper gasped. "WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!!!?!" Wow. "Why the hell are you dressed like a hooker??"
Alice giggled. "Why, whoever are you talking about? I'm not Alice...I'm-I'm, uh..." She glanced at Bella.
"Ali- I-I mean she is called...SEDUCTION LADY!!!" Bella announced. Alice looked pleased. She was wearing knee-high black boots and pretty much just a tight, small corset edged with lace, and underwear. "That's me," Alice agreed with a nod, a giggle, and a smile.
"Alice..." Jasper growled.
"Oh, let them have their fun," Edward called from upstairs. He walked down the stairs at human pace, and Jasper muttered, "You just wait till you see them..." Bella blushed. Obviously she was having too much fun to really care all that much that she was practically nake--
"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Edward roared (with bold, italic, and underlined, yes). His voice shook the house as he screeched in outrage and ran quickly back upstairs.
Everyone laughed, naturally. They all took a good look at Bella.
"Wow, Bella..." Rosalie said, shaking her head and chuckling. Bella was wearing an artificial, bright red coconut bra and a (hula skirt, I betcha thinkin a hula skirt...NO!) She was wearing also pink boy shorts panties and fishnet salkings (no not stockings, either) with lace at the top. She was worse than Alice, honestly...
"She's not Bella!!" Alice, or Seduction Lady, said. "She's...er... SUPER uh....SLUTTY WOMAN!!!!"
Edward rushed back down and went straight over to Bella. He held a huge sheet and immediately covered her with it like a cape.
"Bella," he whined, "what the hell were you thinking?! This is NOT fun for anyone!!"
"It is so fun for everyone 'cept you...Plus, I'm Super Slutty Woman, not Bella," Bella insisted.
She slowly slid her sheet off and it fell to the floor, leaving her mostly naked again.
"Anyway," she said, "c'mon Seduction Lady, let's look for the crime..."
The two waddled (as in, really girly, wiggle-yo-hips-walk) up the stairs...Well we have no idea how they did it or where they went or what they did up there, but...
The boys all stared after them, they mouths open, and Rosalie slapped Emmett although it didn't phase him one bit as he kept on staring...
Until the girls were out of sight.
Emmett quickly got bored and looked down at the sheet on the floor. His face brightened as her remembered the adventures of Thunder Man and Edward(s) Man, and how he never got a cape. He picked it up and tried to pull it around his neck and tie it, but he was too bulky and it ripped down the middle.
"DAMMIT, I'LL NEVER GET A CAPE!!!!!" He screamed to no one in particular.
Carlisle and Esme walked downstairs at human pace. "Uh....guys?" Carlisle asked. "Any reason that there are 2 random girls upstairs in very skimpy clothes?"
"Oh," Rosalie said nonchalantly, "you mean Alice and Bella?"
"Uh, no that's not them," Esme said. "Psh."
The others were utterly confused...who else could it be?
Then two girls dressed in exactly Alice and Bella's cothing came down. Except Seduction Lady had on a white beaded mask, and Super Slutty Woman had on a black superhero mask.
"Whoa, who are you?" they all asked in unison. Bella and Alice (unknown by the others) turned to each other, smiled, and high-fived.
"We must find the evil!!!" They ran away and came back in ten minutes.
"We found out who it was!!!" Alice announced.
"Who what was, Oh-Mysterious-Seduction-Lady?" asked Edward.
"The person reading all of our minds, except not Carlisle and Esme's cuz they are just too boring for that." Carlisle and Esme scoffed at that.
"Who was it?!" they asked.
"It was....HER!!!" Bella announced, pointing to a teenager who was looking into a computer screen, typing these exact words with her brown hair in a ponytail and her pinky-finger straight up as she typed, as if it would eat you (inside joke) with a black shirt on about aLiEnS and earphones in her ear listening to...oh...wait...Gives You Hell at 11:29 PM.
"LE GASP!!!!!" they all exclaimed. "Wait..." Edward looked closer. "She's the author. duh."
OH NO!!!! I was caught!!! How'dya know??
"Well," Alice said modestly, "we followed the words." Of course...
"Now that you found out," Edward pleaded, "Will you PLEASE take those ridiculous clothes off?"
"SHE MADE US WEAR THEM!!!" Alice excalimed.
"I was rather hoping you'd like to take them off for me, Edward," Bella said seductively.
"WOOOO HOO!!!!" Emmett called.
Bella blushed. "She made me say it..."
Oh. no. Don't blame this one on me!!!
The end....of the chapter of course.
Bella and Alice changed back to normal clothes and went downstairs again. Emmett seemed too content....soooo they whipped out their capes and stood right in front of him. He cried. Yup.
"By the way..." Emmett said. "Rosalie, why didn't you help them with their sexy escapade?"
Rosalie rolled her eyes. "Cuz I get to help next time...and we're leaving Bella out, muahahaha!!!"
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