Disclaimer: I sadly do not own anything in this stroy at all. My friend and I made it up, so it is shared.
Edward's point of view
Hahaha. I found Emmett cowering behind a tree thinking about what I might do to him.
"Edward, why did you tell Bella that I stole her car. You know that you stole it and took it to the demolition derby in order to get her that Mercedes"
"I know that"
"Then why did you tell her that I took it" he asked. Now he looks terrified. Oh well.
"I don't want her to be mad at me. If you go to Denali, then I'll tell her that i finshed you off and that way, you won't get into trouble with her."
"Oh, okay then. I thought you were actually going to hurt me"
"I know that."
"Right. Bye Edward. Remember to tell Bella."
"I will."
Emmett started to walk away then. Well, dance away is more like it. Why does he have to like the song "U Can't Touch This" so much.
"Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this." sang Emmett.
"Emmett BE QUIET!"
"Never cause, Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this. Du du du du, duh duh duh, du du Can't touch this."
So, I went over and tripped him. Sadly, he just got up, started walking agian, and just kept singing. Oh well, I'll just go back to Bella now.