Hey guys, I'm back! And I'm really sorry for the delay.
Inuyasha: Speakin' of which, what took ya?
Kagome: Inu, she's been busy with school lately&she needed some time off.
Shippo: School? Oh, you mean like you, Kagome?
Kagome: Yeah, but she's in college, so it's a lot harder.
Me: Uh, guys; let's just get back to the story.
Ch. 3
Unbeknownst to the Tamers and Inu's-gang, they were all being watched by the evil demon Naraku, who was hiding in his castle. 'Excellent. The distraction worked just as I planned.' He thought to himself.
Kaugra, one of Naraku's reincarnations, appeared behind him. "What do you mean 'your distraction worked '?" she asked.
"Why else do you think I even placed the well in the present time? Just to lure the 'Tamers' here." Naraku said evilly.
Kanna, the other reincarnation of Naraku, looked up from her mirror. "You mean you know of them, Naraku-sama?"
"Yes, and those creatures with them. The creatures, of should I say 'pests' are under the control of humans and that fact alone sickens me. But," he said, pulling out a few tainted Shikon Jewel shards, "with a few adjustments, they'll all be under my command. Kukukuku."
Meanwhile, everyone else has made it to the village, where Kenta&Kazu finally wake up in Kaede's hut.
"Man; I feel like I got hit in the head by a truck!" Kazu moaned.
"Me, too; did you get its license number?" Kenta groaned. "Hey, where are we anyway?" he asked coming to his senses.
"Dunno, last thing I remember seein' was Inuyasha." Kazu said.
"What! You remember that, too?" gasped Kenta.
Just then, Kaede walked into the hut, carrying some herbs from her garden.
"Ah, I see ye two have finally awaken. I heard ye had taken quite a fall back there when Inuyasha fought that demon." She said.
"So it's true! That was Inuyasha we saw back there! Man I feel like a total doofus!" Kazu groaned.
Kaede placed a pot of water over the fire she started earlier. "What is this 'doof-us'," she asked Kazu, "that be ye name child?"
Kazu's eyes grew as wide as dinner plates. "WHA-?"
Kenta started laughing as though it was the funniest thing in the world. "Yeah! That's his name alright!" he said as he started rolling around on the floor.
Kazu glared angrily at him. "Well, if I'm a doofus, then that makes you a double-doofus! Let's not forget you that you fainted in front of Inuyasha, too."
"Oh, yeah!" Kenta shot back, "well, then that makes you a triple-doofus 'cause you did it before me!"
"WHY YOU!" Kazu growled, his veins popping out at the top of his head.(A/N: you know, those red arrows that appear when the characters are mad, anyway, back to the fic).
Kaede sweat dropped. 'I take it that isn't his name.' She thought.
This pointless banter would've continued if a loud scream hadn't come from outside the hut.
"Hey, what was that?" Kenta asked.
"Sounds like Miroku's up to his old tricks yet again," Kaede sighed, "when will he ever learn to leave Sango alone?"
"Dude, this I gotta see!"
They all got up and walked out of he hut, but to their surprise, Sango wasn't beating up Miroku, but instead…
"RIKA!" Kazu and Kenta watched in shocked as she beat Miroku to a pulp.
"YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU HIT ON ME! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW OLD I AM!" she yelled as she kicked Miroku's back….hard
"OW! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! OUCH! MY INTENTIONS WERE PURE! OW!"
He shouted painfully with every kick.
"Okay; I'm guessin' somethin' happened while we were out cold." Kazu concluded.
"Oh yeah." Said Guilmon. "Renamon, would you do the honors?"
"Unless Rika wants to…"
"No; you go ahead, Renamon." Miroku started to get up, but Rika punched him back down again.
"All right. It all started when we got to the village. Apparently Inuyasha heard what Rika said about him and he wasn't at all happy about it."
Flashback
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
"I don't need to repeat myself, especially to a hanyou!" Rika shot back.
"Rika, how could you say that?" Renamon gasped.
"No, she's right. I am a hanyou. But I don't take that kinda backsass from no human!" he snapped.
"Inuyasha! Stop it! You're being so stubborn!" Kagome shouted.
"Being stubborn 'bout what, wench? When that bitch over there started it!" Inu pointed at Rika.
Everyone gasped. "WHAT! Oh no, it's on now!" Rika yelled getting in a fighting stance.
Inu cracked his knuckles. "Keh. So now you wanna fight, huh. Well bring it on!"
Renamon and Kagome looked at each other and sweatdropped.
(Guilmon and Calumon appear in the room)
Guilmon: Boy we sure are sweatdropping a lot in this chapter aren't we.
Calumon: Yeah, I'll say.
Me: Guys? What are you doing!
G&C Nothing, bye!(they disappear)
"I suppose Inuyasha has a lot of growing up to do in his mind?" Renamon asked.
Kagome sighed. "You have no idea. And Rika…"
"No; but she doesn't like to be taken lightly. All the part of her being a tomboy."
"Wow; I can't believe Kenta&Kazu are missin' everything!" Terriermon laughed.
"Yeah." Guilmon chimed in.
Rika and Inuyasha charged at each other, but Miroku quickly jumps in between them, grabbing Rika by the hands.
"What the hell are you doing! Let me go!" Rika shouted, angrily.
"Please do not fight him. I cannot let such beauty go to waste." Miroku seemingly pleaded.
'What the-!" Inu thought
"Didn't you hear me the first time, you stupid Bouzou!"
"I will, but on one condition- please bear my children."
Everyone gaped in shock(except Sango who was flaming mad). Suddenly Rika yelled so loudly it shook the entire village(OK maybe not that loud, but it was pretty damn close).
'Oh, dear.' Renamon thought.
'What an unexpected turn of events.' Gaurdromon added.
-End of Flashback-
Kenta and Kazu were laughing so hard tears were streaming down their faces.
"Oh, wow, that's the funniest thing I ever heard!" Kenta laughed.
"Dude, ya got that right!" Kazu added.
Rika glared at them with fire in her eyes. "I swear if you two mention that to anyone outside this group, I'll knock you both straight to hell! Got it!"
They both stopped laughing. "Yes ma'am!"
"Rika sure knows how to take things in her own hands." Shippo said.
"She sure does." Sango replied.
Inuyasha just keh'd.
Me: So what'd ya think?
Kagome: I loved it; especially the way Rika handled Miroku.
Sango: Yeah; couldn't have done a better job myself. You go, girl!
Rika: Thanx. 'Course it's all up to the fans whether this story goes on or not.
Me: Yeah and speakin' of which, special shoutouts to Destiny Flame, Sakuno629, TUF STUF II- Henrika foreva-II and Inuyahasgirlfriend forever for their awesome reviews for chapter 2. And guys; I can't keep stressing this enough but please review. (puppy dog pout). See Ya!