A/N: Konnichi wa Minnai
A/N: Konnichi wa Minnai! It's me Kitsunebi Matsuri and my other buddy in crime
Usagi-chan!!
U/N: Hei! That's Finnish for Hi!!1
A/N: Right anyways this is the 2nd Chapter Pocky Madness!!
U/N: Pocky Madness? Yum!!
A/N: Yeah cause the old title was way toooooooooooo looooooooooooooooooong!
U/N: TAKE NO PRISONERS!! ( input funny butt shake!! XD)
A/N: Have you had you you had your pills today?
U/N: Screams!! Maybe… but you're the one with the
pills……..kukukukuku
A/N: Whatever!
U/N: Study Study Schools Your Buddy!!
A/N: Is it really.
U/N: Bestest buddy… We're friends with benefits!
A/N: Than what am I!!
U/N: Acquaintance. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
A/N: Stranger I found off the Street!
U/N: That hurt. Aww yer mah feelings. You know yer my other Bestest buddy!
A/N: Same here!
(fox bunny buddy hug)
U/N: Yaaaaaaay….damn…
I/N: Can we please read the story about me and my pocky!!
A/N: Fine Itachi…. Will someone please do the do the Disclaimer?!
U/N: Wha?
I/N: Fine… I will do it… Kitsunebi Matsuri doesn't own Naruto, Me, my pocky, or the
like.
U/N: HAHAHAHA You own shit!
A/N: I OWN YOU!!
U/N: Never!!
A/N: Anyways onto the story!!
Chapter 2
While running in the compound, Itachi noticed nobody was out, but didn't care because he was in this one- tract pocky mind. As he drew near the house, he could hear music, laughter, and other party noises.
He was a little annoyed and a whole lot of pissed about going to the party, until his pocky senses tingled again that his pocky was in danger.
How his senses were right…
He busted down the door to see all the Uchihas, except for Sasuke, partying in Kaoru's house, but what set him off the deep in was the place was littered with HIS pocky!(1)
"WHAT THE HECK(2)! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE! ZAKENNAIYO(3)! Yelled Itachi as his Mangekyou Sharingan appeared spinning rapidly.
Everyone was shocked but quiet until Fugaku spoke.
"Itachi we need to talk"
"Damn straight we need to talk! Why HELL do you have all my pocky here!?"
"Son listen, you can no longer have pocky any longer. You're addicted on that stuff! So I decided to rid you of it. so we threw a party and we are eating it so not to waste food." said Fugaku.
Itachi was speechless
"Hai mokoto(4). This is for your own good." Said his Kaa-san Mikoto(5)
"So from now on, I forbid you to eat pocky!
(1)zonce again he claims his pocky!
(2) Japanese for –'Don't Fuck with me!'
(3)Japanese for – 'Yes son'
(4) His mother Mikoto
TBC…
A/N: well how was it? This is my First fic ever so be kind!!
U/N: do you think Itachi will be okay?
A/N: If I get some reviews then you will find out next chappie!!
R/N: Hello Random person here… have you notice you got more talk than story?
A/N: Really? Oh well I will fix that next fic which will be really good!!
R/N: okay… Random person out!
U/N: who was that?
A/N: I have no idea… Anyways PLEASE REVIEW!!
U/N: yes please review so she can leave me alone… coughcrazyfoxcough
A/N: Foxes DEVOUR bunnies…
U/N: O.O please review!!