Disclaimer: I OWN DBZ! Damn you mom why'd you have to wake me up?! Oh as for Shenza being able to go into Zarbon's thoughts. it just seems like EVERYONE else in DBZ is always going into each other's thoughts. Anyone with a tight bond that is. Piccolo, Gohan, Goku, yatta yatta yatta. So Zarbon and Shenza have a tight bond (it isn't necessarily a nice one but it's tight) since he has to watch her all the time so I thought what the heck.

Early afternoon Zarbon wasn't sleeping. Just laying on his bed with his eyes closed tightly and he was imagining the life before Shenza. He served Freiza loyally, got 8 hours of sleep, head always felt fine, and most of all he never ever had to give piggyback rides. Now there was that little runt in his life spoiling everything that was good.

Feeling something move over him he opened one eyes to see a pair of mahogany ones staring at him. "AHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed and rolled off his bed.

The first thing he heard when he recovered from the fall was high- pitched giggling. "SHENZA WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Shenza clapped her hands and giggled. She was jumping up and down on Zarbon's bed. "I want to train," she said bouncing into the air.

"We'll train later," Zarbon said getting up and trying to catch her.

"No now! You have to train with me. You wouldn't let me play with Vegeta so now you gotta train with me."

"Vegeta couldn't 'play' with you because Freiza sent him on a mission it isn't my fault."

"Yes it is."

"No it isn't."

Then Shenza hit her head on the ceiling. Bouncing on her bottom on the bed she stared up at Zarbon with huge eyes and straight away started to bawl. "THAT HURT!" she screeched waving her fists in the air.

"If Master Freiza hears her I'm done for," Zarbon thought trying to hush her. "Shhhh..Shenza please be quiet. Please. Please. You can call me Zarby-kun."

Shenza's tears turned to a huge smile and she threw her arms in the air, "O-tay."

"Why you little monkey tailed."

"I'll tell Freiza your being mean to me and I'll tell Dodoria to call you Zarby-kun."

Zarbon growled. "Shenza I swear you are going to get a taste of your own medicine one of these days."

"But for now you got to do whatever I say," Shenza said throwing her arms around Zarbon's neck.

"Get off me you little Saiyan girl," Zarbon said trying to pry her off but it was virtually impossible.

Shenza looked up into his yellowish tan eyes. "Zarby-kun let's go train now. Please I wanna train. I wanna I wanna I wanna NOW!"

Now Zarbon was pulling her feet so he could unloosen her grasp. "Why are you so excited about training all of the sudden?" he asked.

"Vegeta told me a story," she said finally jumping down and spinning around on the floor.

"What story?" Zarbon asked.

"Every a thousand years a Super."

"Saiyan is born with such power..yatta yatta yatta..and then he goes on about how the last Super Saiyan was only so in the transformed stage and had so much power it killed him," Zarbon said in a mocking tone.

"How'd you know?" Shenza asked scratching her head.

"Vegeta has been telling me the same story since he came here when he was seven. Now he's twelve he should learn to grow out of that stupid legend."

"I like the legend I want it to be real," Shenza said throwing her little hands in the air.

"Let's just go outside and train," Zarbon said rubbing his temples. This little kid was really getting to him.

Shenza wrapped her arms around his waist. "When Vegeta comes back can I play with him?"

Zarbon shrugged which caused Shenza to frown but for once she kept her mouth shut and didn't say anything, which made Zarbon happy.

They went outside where it was dusty and humid. The planet Freiza's palace was on had brick red earth and the sky was mostly black all the time but sometimes it turned a blood red color. Today it was black but not hard to see outside since Freiza's palace and ships all had bright lights glittering from them.

"How do you train?" Shenza asked sucking her thumb and sitting on the floor.

"The same way you play with Vegeta," Zarbon answered.

"Oh that's training?"

"Right."

"No that's playing cuz it's fun."

"Yes well it's also training."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

Zarbon put his hands behind his back so he could resist the strong temptation to strangle the little Saiyan brat. "Ok just land a punch in my face," Zarbon said as calmly as he could kneeling down.

Shenza held out a tiny a fist and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Positive?"

"Yes?"

"Are you.."

"SHENZA JUST PUNCH ME!"

Shenza did as she was told and sent Zarbon back several feet. Trying to breathe he realized he couldn't. "I'm going to die," he whispered.

Then he felt two tiny fists punch him in the stomach. "Breathe you dodo brain," he heard.

Zarbon tried to get up but the pain on his face was too much. Looking up at Shenza he asked, "Shenza how'd you do that?"

Shenza said, "I dunno you said punch you so I did."

Nodding Zarbon fell back on the floor and Shenza started to cry. "I killed him I killed him I killed him."

"Relax you didn't kill him," she heard a voice behind her say.

"VEGETA!" she cried happily. Then her face was solemn again. "I killed Zarbon."

"Relax no you didn't. He's fine. Unfortunately. That long haired baka is so annoying."

"I know I hate him. Can I play with you now?"

Vegeta frowned. "No Shenza I have to go train. Remember the legend I told you about well I'll only get there if I do good hard core training."

Lowering her head Shenza said, "Yes Vegeta but I'm strong to and Zarbon said playing was the same thing as training."

"Well Zarbon is sort of right but for now I'm going to train by myself. You sit by the green skinned baka until he wakes up."

"Yes my prince," Shenza said.

"Vegeta.Shenza...kill..me..going..die..strong..Saiyan...brat."

Vegeta rolled his eyes and walked back to one of the training centers. Shenza tried pulling on Zarbon's hand. "Zarby-kun don't die please. I won't punch you anymore."

Zarbon sat up and glared at Shenza with bewilderment. "That punch it was so..where'd you learn to punch like that?"

"Vegeta showed me that when I was playing with him."

Zarbon stared at her in disbelief. "I'll have to teach you to use that power now won't I?" A/N Was it ok? huh was it? If you didn't like it I warned about the OOC so screw you if you're going to flame me about that. I thought Vegeta being Shenza's friend would be a cute little twist. R/R please!!!!!!!!!