Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
BELLA'S POV
We then decided to go to our rooms.
"I can't believe mom wants us to get dates," Lay Lay said after a long time of being quiet.
"Don't complain. Remember that one ball she made us dance with ever single man," I said.
"So Cullens? You want to go?" Teeny said changing the subject.
"Duh," Alice replied.
"But Alice," Esme said, "It is a ball. And going in jeans is far from appropriate."
"Don't worry Esme. Our closets are full," I said smiling," I don't even remember all of what we have in there."
"What about the boys?" Carlisle asked," Because I think they all still want to wear the pants in the relationship."
"Umm...hold on," Lay Lay said.
Her eyes started to glow as she looked at the guys.
When she was done glowing she said,"Be right back."
She ran out of the room. Only God knows where.
"Where is she going?" Alice asked.
We just shrugged.
5 minutes later she was back.
"One for the brick wall," she said handing a suit to Emmett, "One for Blondie," handing to Jasper, "One for da papa," to Carlisle, "And one to the gaywate," to Edward.
Emmett burst out laughing, "I so have a new name for you."
"Hey unless you can come up with your own names shut it," Lay Lay snapped.
"Okay," he said then under his breath, "Gaywate."
"Okay," Lay Lay mimicked then under her breath," Uncaring Care Bear."
Jasper started laughing, "This is so gold."
"You are one to talk. Oh, by the way I looked in your wife's mind to see some of the stuff you wear, so I have a surprise for you in the tux."
Jasper when paler, if that is even possible for a vampire, and unfolded his cloths. In the middle was a black lacy thong with matching bra.
"Don't mess with me now," she whispered to the guys before walking into her closet.
AN:please review!